Many, many years ago in a sad, faraway land, there was an enormous sting house made of rough, white stone. At sunset, in the foyer of that sting house, a young decoy blossomed every night that made whoever dare approach it immortal. But no one dared go near it because its words were full of poison, indirect answers and half-truths. Men talked amongst themselves about their fear of death, and pain, but never about the promise of appearing on dateline:NBC, those days were long gone they believed.
Hansen's Labyrinth
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And every night, the decoy waited, unable to bequeath her cunny to anyone... forgotten and lost in the kitchen of that snazzy sting house, forever alone, until... A hero rode in from the south, it was his bravery, and loneliness that led him there. Unfortunately this is a tragic tale, for the decoy was simply bait for a treacherous ambush, set up by the devilish Chris Hansen, not working for Dateline anymore, just for the pleasure of catching daring men.
The hero was imprisoned, and branded for the rest of his life. And it is said that the hero returned to his father the sheriff's basement in shame. That he reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many years. That he was loved by his people. And that he left behind small traces of his time in the sting house, visible only to those who know where to look.
YOU PICKED THE WRONG CUNNY
Post Kinos
Will the mockery ever end for Vince?
Why should it?
He's a pedo who brings a knife to force himself on a 13 y/o
Good point well argued pardner
What was he going to do in the desert anyway?
Entrapment of lonely, desperate losers is not entertainment.
Go on a spirit walk
Walk off, never to be seen again
>TO THE TOWN OF OL' ENTRAPMENT CAME A PEDO FOR SOME THRILLS
>DIDN'T TALK TO FOLKS AROUND HIM, DIDN'T HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS
How did Vincent not see the movement behind the curtain? I thought he was a cowboy, he'd have never been able to draw in time in Hansen wanted him dead.
not enough INT
>tfw seen like evey episode and they don't make em anymore and I can't wear my Hansen vs Predator t-shirt and coffee mug without looking like a total predator myself.
I don't know if you noticed but Vic is kinda retarded.
Vincent's Father Dennis everyone, who knew he was half conehead?
I can't even get it up on gabapentin. Maybe the addy and alexepro was helping him stay horny.
you mean PER
It was the adderall man
it wasn't thirst that was Vic's problem. More that he's a hapless goon with no abilities besides bringing a knife to rape / kill kids
His crotch is very full and plump. It's weirdly pleasing.
Is pedophilia an American epidemic?
No our big thing is shooting children not fucking them
That ain't his crotch, partner.
in the south it's more kid fucking. northerners just kill.
Well what the hell is it, then?
well it's kinda fucking them either way
You ever seen a man's gut hang lower than his waist?
>DIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN!
Didn't Vince fuck a boy from his high school too?
cowboys a playa
i believe it's called fupa, fat upper pubic area
Well it's very entertaining.
But it's not like you stopped the abuse of 50 children buy arresting these men. Probably more like 0.
The ones who do the abuse are usually family members or Chad's and get away with it.
"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying,
'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse"
that's not what that is. he's got a fat woman groin. it's not natural
They bring beer and condoms and send nude pictures of themselves to people online that say that they are 12 or 13. These guys don’t deserve to be pityed, they should be in jail. Remember that midget who got convicted like a week before he showed up at Chris Hansen’s house, and he had to report to jail like a week later but he still came? These people are not just lonely misunderstood souls.
this
Fuck that
How did he think that was a young child in front of him
Surely if he's a nonce he'd know what a fucking child looks like
How can someone be on that much Adderall and still be fat?
To be fair, he didn't have much to lose.
Wanting to fuck a young teenage girl is a tall order for him
>FUPA and tiny dick head sticking out
lol
Is this on youtube?
Howdy
Why is this particular nonce so fascinating for Yea Forums?
his PER is low
I think ol' Vic was ready to fuck just about anything.
It's not that small.
He looks like us.
>pedochad vs virgincunny
Leader of men.
I aw it the other day it’s probably still there
how can one man have such a gigantic ass
he eats, jerks off, and sits at computer all day. how is it hard to get?
I always feel guilty for the decoy whenever they always try to hug her and she kind of cringes
it's just an actor
It's not a real kid, user.
Hey remember that one fat decoy that always hid behind the pool table. Good memories of this show
Of course it is an actor. They always say that. I think I’ve seen every episode. That’s why I said decoy. But when the guys come in a lot of times they’ll try and hug her and she’ll go, no I’m nervous and kind of pull away and cringe it’s hilarious.
>that can easily pass for a 13 year old
It's not funny, it's painful to watch.
This morning I woke up and there was a moth in my wine bottle. Now this thread. Later I will go to the theater and watch child’s play. This is shaping up to be a fantastic day.
they all have sweaty hands.
Had a few girls do that to you have ya?
>Later I will go to the theater and watch child’s play.
wtf is that?
The child’s play remake? Kek not actual children playing
stfu
THERE'S A MAN
'GOIN 'ROUND
TOUCHIN' KIDS
Get your mind out of the gutter