Many, many years ago in a sad, faraway land, there was an enormous sting house made of rough, white stone. At sunset, in the foyer of that sting house, a young decoy blossomed every night that made whoever dare approach it immortal. But no one dared go near it because its words were full of poison, indirect answers and half-truths. Men talked amongst themselves about their fear of death, and pain, but never about the promise of appearing on dateline:NBC, those days were long gone they believed.
Hansen's Labyrinth
Nathaniel Thompson
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Charles Wood
And every night, the decoy waited, unable to bequeath her cunny to anyone... forgotten and lost in the kitchen of that snazzy sting house, forever alone, until... A hero rode in from the south, it was his bravery, and loneliness that led him there. Unfortunately this is a tragic tale, for the decoy was simply bait for a treacherous ambush, set up by the devilish Chris Hansen, not working for Dateline anymore, just for the pleasure of catching daring men.
Henry Powell
The hero was imprisoned, and branded for the rest of his life. And it is said that the hero returned to his father the sheriff's basement in shame. That he reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many years. That he was loved by his people. And that he left behind small traces of his time in the sting house, visible only to those who know where to look.
Michael Reed
Jayden Hughes
YOU PICKED THE WRONG CUNNY
Camden Richardson
Post Kinos
Ian Lopez
Will the mockery ever end for Vince?
Christopher Cruz
Why should it?
He's a pedo who brings a knife to force himself on a 13 y/o
Jace Russell
Good point well argued pardner
Adrian Reed
What was he going to do in the desert anyway?
Nathan Cooper
Entrapment of lonely, desperate losers is not entertainment.
Noah Edwards
Go on a spirit walk
Joseph Hughes
Walk off, never to be seen again
David Bennett
>TO THE TOWN OF OL' ENTRAPMENT CAME A PEDO FOR SOME THRILLS
>DIDN'T TALK TO FOLKS AROUND HIM, DIDN'T HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS
Juan Phillips
How did Vincent not see the movement behind the curtain? I thought he was a cowboy, he'd have never been able to draw in time in Hansen wanted him dead.
Lucas Campbell
not enough INT
Camden Perry
>tfw seen like evey episode and they don't make em anymore and I can't wear my Hansen vs Predator t-shirt and coffee mug without looking like a total predator myself.
Noah Brooks
I don't know if you noticed but Vic is kinda retarded.
William Morgan
Vincent's Father Dennis everyone, who knew he was half conehead?
Wyatt Phillips
I can't even get it up on gabapentin. Maybe the addy and alexepro was helping him stay horny.
Luke Collins
you mean PER
Asher Carter
It was the adderall man
Benjamin Moore
Ian Kelly
it wasn't thirst that was Vic's problem. More that he's a hapless goon with no abilities besides bringing a knife to rape / kill kids
Easton Sanchez
His crotch is very full and plump. It's weirdly pleasing.
Colton Williams
Is pedophilia an American epidemic?
Asher Hughes
No our big thing is shooting children not fucking them
Ian White
That ain't his crotch, partner.
Jaxon Rodriguez
in the south it's more kid fucking. northerners just kill.
Jack Diaz
Well what the hell is it, then?
Jayden Bell
well it's kinda fucking them either way
Ethan Evans
You ever seen a man's gut hang lower than his waist?
Easton Rogers
>DIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN!
Joseph Wilson
Didn't Vince fuck a boy from his high school too?
cowboys a playa
Chase Barnes
i believe it's called fupa, fat upper pubic area
Thomas Evans
Well it's very entertaining.
But it's not like you stopped the abuse of 50 children buy arresting these men. Probably more like 0.
The ones who do the abuse are usually family members or Chad's and get away with it.
Charles Nguyen
"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying,
'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse"
Blake Kelly
that's not what that is. he's got a fat woman groin. it's not natural
Asher Jenkins
They bring beer and condoms and send nude pictures of themselves to people online that say that they are 12 or 13. These guys don’t deserve to be pityed, they should be in jail. Remember that midget who got convicted like a week before he showed up at Chris Hansen’s house, and he had to report to jail like a week later but he still came? These people are not just lonely misunderstood souls.
Carter Davis
this
Matthew Morgan
Fuck that
How did he think that was a young child in front of him
Surely if he's a nonce he'd know what a fucking child looks like
Noah Hughes
How can someone be on that much Adderall and still be fat?
Carter Lewis
To be fair, he didn't have much to lose.
Angel Taylor
Wanting to fuck a young teenage girl is a tall order for him
Oliver King
>FUPA and tiny dick head sticking out
lol
Ayden Jones
Is this on youtube?
Asher Myers
Howdy
John Morales
Why is this particular nonce so fascinating for Yea Forums?
Andrew Hughes
his PER is low
Grayson Gutierrez
I think ol' Vic was ready to fuck just about anything.
Luis Lopez
It's not that small.
Joshua Diaz
He looks like us.
Joshua Williams
>pedochad vs virgincunny
Brandon Perez
Leader of men.
Jonathan Taylor
I aw it the other day it’s probably still there
John Stewart
how can one man have such a gigantic ass
Julian Murphy
he eats, jerks off, and sits at computer all day. how is it hard to get?
Owen Ross
I always feel guilty for the decoy whenever they always try to hug her and she kind of cringes
Gabriel Russell
it's just an actor
Kayden Anderson
It's not a real kid, user.
Joseph Gray
Hey remember that one fat decoy that always hid behind the pool table. Good memories of this show
William Bailey
Of course it is an actor. They always say that. I think I’ve seen every episode. That’s why I said decoy. But when the guys come in a lot of times they’ll try and hug her and she’ll go, no I’m nervous and kind of pull away and cringe it’s hilarious.
Jack Flores
>that can easily pass for a 13 year old
Austin Ramirez
It's not funny, it's painful to watch.
Evan Garcia
This morning I woke up and there was a moth in my wine bottle. Now this thread. Later I will go to the theater and watch child’s play. This is shaping up to be a fantastic day.
Lincoln Harris
they all have sweaty hands.
Henry Lopez
Had a few girls do that to you have ya?
Nolan Morales
>Later I will go to the theater and watch child’s play.
wtf is that?
Henry Ramirez
The child’s play remake? Kek not actual children playing
Benjamin Anderson
Daniel Wright
stfu
Christopher Sullivan
THERE'S A MAN
'GOIN 'ROUND
TOUCHIN' KIDS
Grayson Lee
Get your mind out of the gutter