Describe your sex life in Star Wars quotes
>"Negative, it didn't go in...just impacted on the surface"
Describe your sex life in Star Wars quotes
Brody Adams
Chase Thompson
You came in that thing?!
You're braver than I thought!
Levi Martin
"It came from behind!!"
Brody Jones
you don't have a sex life.
Camden Ward
Get in there! I don't care what ya smell!
Caleb Barnes
"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
Levi Ramirez
>”Not just the men, but the women and the children too!”
Jackson Ramirez
*rancor noises*
Gavin Morris
Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!
Carter Russell
Around the survivors a perimeter create
Thomas Perry
It's a trap!
Jose Ross
imagine be missa in da scene and hav to be all likein "damn,eopie,yousa bombad okeeday,all sexy with yousa hairless body and horrific androgynous monster face.missa can total has sex with yousa,both missa character and da real missa.whena all missa real wanna doin is doo-doo another 16 year old gungan in missa dress room.likein serious imagine hav to be missa and no on sit in da chair while da cow flaunts her disgust fart hole in front of yousa,da favorable light great reveal her stretchmarks and leathery skin,and just sit der,take after take,hour after hour,while she bombad da fart.no on hav to tolerata her monstrous doo-doo visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she s still gotin it and damn,herbivores native toda planet tatooine look likein da?because thesa re no da ones who has to sit der watch her lengthy doo-doo gremlin face contort into types of grimaces yousa didn t even know exist before da day.yousa ve been doo-doo noth but a healthy diet of anakin s boy fronty doo-doo and later alleg rape victims for yousa entire career com straight out of da boonies in naboo.yousa ve never even seen anyth dis doo-doo disgust before,and now yousa swear yousa ganna tasta da sweat da s break out on her dimpl doo-doo as she sucka in to writhe it suggestive at yousa,smug assur da yousa enjoy da opportunity get paid to sit der and revel in her "statuesque (for da is what she calls herself)" beauty,da beauty she jobbin so hard for with personal farmers inda previous months.and then da director calls for another take,and yousa know yousa can kill every single person in dis room before da studio security can putin yousa down,but yousa sit der and endure,because yousa re doo-doo missa binks.yousa re no goin to nocomebackie yousa future political career over dis.just bear it.hide yousa face and bear it.
Jack Edwards
I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee.
Logan Stewart
>Two hundred thousand units are ready, with a million more well on the way
Carter Wilson
"I've got bad feeling about this."
Jason Green
Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her
Jeremiah Peterson
"star wars? i hate star wars. it's for pussies and manchildren."
Jason Bailey
“Aren’t you a little short?”
Andrew Thomas
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
Aaron Cooper
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
Carter Williams
Luke I am your father.
Ian Kelly
You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!
Hudson Brooks
He was a good friend
Alexander Harris
Only now, at the end, do you understand
Gavin Edwards
Underrated
Samuel Hernandez
IT'S A TRAP
Levi Hill
>he used the fake meme quote instead of the real one
Leo Reyes
Zachary Green
"holy shit user your penis is huge, its like a fleshy bowling pin. please ram it into my cunt"
Austin Scott
I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.
Isaac Perez
We're doomed
Connor Cooper
>he cares about star wars
Eli Fisher
"You are required to manuever straight down this trench."
Bentley Edwards
Sorry about the mess
Ryder Cook
MY GOODNESS YOU'VE GROWN
Camden Reed
I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further.
Alexander Peterson
>y-yes mommy
Nolan Morris
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
Xavier Bennett
Well I have a micropenis so...
>Judge me by my size do you?
Benjamin Peterson
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME.
Bentley Morales
NYA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jackson Jones
Into the garbage chute, flyboy!
Jose Thomas
>What an incredible smell you've discovered.
Nicholas Hughes
Asher Allen
Michael Rivera
>AAAAARRGGHHHHH
Daniel Torres
Well, well, I did not expect Skywalker to be so wise. We will give him and the Jedi Order the death he desires. After the Rebels are gone, we will go to his planet and obliterate the entire island. Such spunk. Look here now. The entire Resistance on those transports. Soon they will all be gone. For you, all is lost. Ooh. And still that fiery spit of hope. You have the spirit of a true Jedi! And because of that, you must die. My worthy apprentice, son of darkness, heir apparent to Lord Vader. Where there was conflict, I now sense resolve. Where there was weakness, strength. Complete your training, and fulfill your destiny.
Levi Perry
Carson Harris
Justin Richardson
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.
Charles Sanders
I just can't so it, mom.
Kevin Watson
>"never give up hope, no matter how dark things seem."
Charles Collins
>I don't sense anything
Jason Powell
>Ohh ho ho ho!
Isaiah Campbell
[heavy breathing]