Describe your sex life in Star Wars quotes

It's a trap!

imagine be missa in da scene and hav to be all likein "damn,eopie,yousa bombad okeeday,all sexy with yousa hairless body and horrific androgynous monster face.missa can total has sex with yousa,both missa character and da real missa.whena all missa real wanna doin is doo-doo another 16 year old gungan in missa dress room.likein serious imagine hav to be missa and no on sit in da chair while da cow flaunts her disgust fart hole in front of yousa,da favorable light great reveal her stretchmarks and leathery skin,and just sit der,take after take,hour after hour,while she bombad da fart.no on hav to tolerata her monstrous doo-doo visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she s still gotin it and damn,herbivores native toda planet tatooine look likein da?because thesa re no da ones who has to sit der watch her lengthy doo-doo gremlin face contort into types of grimaces yousa didn t even know exist before da day.yousa ve been doo-doo noth but a healthy diet of anakin s boy fronty doo-doo and later alleg rape victims for yousa entire career com straight out of da boonies in naboo.yousa ve never even seen anyth dis doo-doo disgust before,and now yousa swear yousa ganna tasta da sweat da s break out on her dimpl doo-doo as she sucka in to writhe it suggestive at yousa,smug assur da yousa enjoy da opportunity get paid to sit der and revel in her "statuesque (for da is what she calls herself)" beauty,da beauty she jobbin so hard for with personal farmers inda previous months.and then da director calls for another take,and yousa know yousa can kill every single person in dis room before da studio security can putin yousa down,but yousa sit der and endure,because yousa re doo-doo missa binks.yousa re no goin to nocomebackie yousa future political career over dis.just bear it.hide yousa face and bear it.

I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee.

>Two hundred thousand units are ready, with a million more well on the way

"I've got bad feeling about this."

Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her

"star wars? i hate star wars. it's for pussies and manchildren."

“Aren’t you a little short?”

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

Luke I am your father.

You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

He was a good friend

Only now, at the end, do you understand

Underrated

IT'S A TRAP

>he used the fake meme quote instead of the real one

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"holy shit user your penis is huge, its like a fleshy bowling pin. please ram it into my cunt"

I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

We're doomed

>he cares about star wars

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"You are required to manuever straight down this trench."

Sorry about the mess

MY GOODNESS YOU'VE GROWN

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I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further.

>y-yes mommy

Laugh it up, fuzzball.

Well I have a micropenis so...
>Judge me by my size do you?

YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME.

NYA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Into the garbage chute, flyboy!

>What an incredible smell you've discovered.

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>AAAAARRGGHHHHH

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Well, well, I did not expect Skywalker to be so wise. We will give him and the Jedi Order the death he desires. After the Rebels are gone, we will go to his planet and obliterate the entire island. Such spunk. Look here now. The entire Resistance on those transports. Soon they will all be gone. For you, all is lost. Ooh. And still that fiery spit of hope. You have the spirit of a true Jedi! And because of that, you must die. My worthy apprentice, son of darkness, heir apparent to Lord Vader. Where there was conflict, I now sense resolve. Where there was weakness, strength. Complete your training, and fulfill your destiny.

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I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.

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I just can't so it, mom.

>"never give up hope, no matter how dark things seem."

>I don't sense anything

>Ohh ho ho ho!

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[heavy breathing]