Gf asks to stay in and watch a movie

Sex is overrated I'd much rather watch kino

Holy mother of all sexually frustrated incels please have sex.

you're supposed to fuck her retard. when a woman asks for a massage or to stay in and watch something she's using woman speak for "i am horny please initiate sex during this activity so i can get the dick i need without thinking to myself that im a sex crazed slut"
>why doesn't she just say im horny lets fuck
because women are retarded

What do women say when they actually want to watch a movie then?

Enjoy when she runs off to fuck tyrone because you are a faggot.

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They knock themselves out with their brap fumes they constantly emit.

Women dont fart

They never want to watch a movie. Movies are only a vehicle they use for social bonding.

women never want to actually watch a movie, they only want to watch something popular like game of thrones or capeshit so they won't feel socially ostracized by being unable to talk about it.

>a girl will never fall asleep around you in a meadow/garden giving you the chance to cuddle with her at free reign but she’s consenting to it

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