How do you get around the 'no singles policy' at your local kino complex?

How do you get around the 'no singles policy' at your local kino complex?

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I befriended the guy who sells the tickets. Took me years of stalking. For a extra tip I can dodge the showers

no singles? what the fuck is going on in America?

I open carry my M249 into the theater and give the ticket guy a wink wink nudge nudge. Works every time

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I bring my wife

I bring my mom

I bring my mom's wife

>How do you get around the 'no singles policy' at your local kino complex?
do americans really do this?

You always buy 2 tickets with seats next to each other and you bring a womens jacket which you hold by you at all times, so when the cinema staff asks where is your companion you show the jacket and tell them that she's just in the bathroom.
Be careful to not pull this often in the same cinema, rather switch a few places every time.

The tickets guy is an undercover member of the singles resistance movement. And he lets us in.

it happens in germany too

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There is no such thing as a "no singles policy" you fucking retard. Please show any fucking evidence to the contrary.

don't you mean husband? or is your mom a tranny?

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I usually kill someone and pull a Weekend at Bernies.

I'm a Disney employee. I count as 100 people.

leave robert alone you bastard :(

I just pay the singles tax

what is robert's tax policy?

I buy two tickets and say my friend is running a little late. This way I can see the movie and not have anyone sit next to me.

You call him a nigger

This is correct, however, when I worked at AMC in the mid 2000s we were trained to say that there was a no singles policy in certain situations. Like an adult man buying a single ticket to a children’s movie. Creepy pedos buy single tickets to kids movies and then jerk off. Police get called, kids and parents get freaked out and leave. Complain or maybe even threaten a lawsuit. And if they’re willing to jerk off, who knows what else they might try to do? AMC doesn’t want that. Nobody wants that. It’s bad business. And it happens every day. That’s why there is an unofficial verbal no singles policy at most theaters

based AMC killing all the lonely pedo cartoon capeshit watching subhumans

>I'm a Disney employee. I count as 100 people.
Underrated.