How do you get around the 'no singles policy' at your local kino complex?

How do you get around the 'no singles policy' at your local kino complex?

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I befriended the guy who sells the tickets. Took me years of stalking. For a extra tip I can dodge the showers

no singles? what the fuck is going on in America?

I open carry my M249 into the theater and give the ticket guy a wink wink nudge nudge. Works every time

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I bring my wife

I bring my mom

I bring my mom's wife

>How do you get around the 'no singles policy' at your local kino complex?
do americans really do this?

You always buy 2 tickets with seats next to each other and you bring a womens jacket which you hold by you at all times, so when the cinema staff asks where is your companion you show the jacket and tell them that she's just in the bathroom.
Be careful to not pull this often in the same cinema, rather switch a few places every time.

The tickets guy is an undercover member of the singles resistance movement. And he lets us in.