Littlefinger's whores paid HIM for sex

>littlefinger's whores paid HIM for sex
did this guy have two thicc dicks or what?

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He sang to them.

I imagine he has a mutation where his sperm increases sensitivity, which drove the whooooores into a two-hour loop orgasm.

I can relate to him because the ladies are always asking me to bless em with my beefy 4 inch cock, put my balls inside them and everything

He ate their cum filled clams

He was kinda cute.

I hate the trope where dorky dude is insanely good in bed though. Feels like a self-insert for the author almost every time.

No, Tyrion paid the whores to convince Pod that he's so good at sex that the whores wanted it for free.

Samwell is GRRM's self-insert.

it's because Ilyn Payne molested him regularly

hot. better get to writing user

H B O

if well done, it can be great
in real life, the quiet ones (male or female) are sometimes the best in bed

he never actually fucked them he drank when they were playing that game when jaime asked that giant bitch if she never had sex

The whores said he wasn't particularly well endowed, just really good.

obvi a stand-in and wish fullfillment for grrm.

that's pretty realistic akshually, my assumption was a two-pronged benis like OP said

well she's not a bitch but yeah

have sex

littlefinger told them to not take the money as a way to curry favor with the new master of coin you dingus. he was softening up podrick to see if he could use him as a spy. His men are the ones who approached Podrick about betraying Tyrion you fucking dolt. Why are people who support Hillary Clinton so fucking stupid?

>sometimes it goes one way, other times not
great insight

This is now my headcanon

ZOGcuck

His Uncle is known as the Executioner, and newfangles question his families fetishes.

Bend over

he looks like summit1g

I like how the Children of the Forest's puppet got put on the iron throne and we're supposed to believe we got a "happy ending"

My bad bro I
>kinds forgot

this guy gets it

He certainly did something.

See
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At the end when Pod appears the two girls nearby giggle and mention it's him

The popular theory is that he actually took time to pleasure them by eating out their fish holes rather than just pounding away like a brute

You'd think so, but he has a reputation on KL after the fact among the women, which wouldn't have happened if it that was the case.

i see you're a fellow hentai historian

>they knew he must have been robert's son when they saw his tiny, deformed dick just like his dad's
>they felt bad for him because of its size and because his dad was dead

QED