Littlefinger's whores paid HIM for sex

>littlefinger's whores paid HIM for sex
did this guy have two thicc dicks or what?

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He sang to them.

I imagine he has a mutation where his sperm increases sensitivity, which drove the whooooores into a two-hour loop orgasm.

I can relate to him because the ladies are always asking me to bless em with my beefy 4 inch cock, put my balls inside them and everything

He ate their cum filled clams

He was kinda cute.

I hate the trope where dorky dude is insanely good in bed though. Feels like a self-insert for the author almost every time.

No, Tyrion paid the whores to convince Pod that he's so good at sex that the whores wanted it for free.

Samwell is GRRM's self-insert.

it's because Ilyn Payne molested him regularly

hot. better get to writing user