Why can't we get more Roman kino?

Yeah, give me a series/movie set in Late Antiquity with the rise of the Christian Emperors, preferably Valentinian I, the human embodiment of wrath.

Oh fuck off you insufferable mong, as if hammy movies can't be deserving of awards for being ENTERTAINING

Cringe and buffpilled

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>Valentinian's actions and location become uncertain around this time, but he was likely exiled. Theodoret say that this was because he'd reacted angrily when a pagan temple attendant sprinkled water on him, saying "I am not purified, but defiled", and striking the priest
>He was a founder of schools, and provided medical attendance for the poor of Rome, by appointing a physician for each of the fourteen districts of the city. He also reissued an edict of Constantine I making infanticide a capital offence.
>Notwithstanding the benevolence of these more generous edicts, Valentinian was remarkable for cruelty and barbarism in his private affairs. He often had servants and attendants executed on trifling charges, and was reportedly accustomed to keep two bears, known as Micca Aurea (golden camel), and Innocence, in an iron cage which was transported wherever he went, whom he employed to execute the sentence, which he often delivered, of capital punishment. At length Innocence, when she was considered to have faithfully discharged her office, was released with the emperor's good wishes into her native wilds.
>The attitude of the envoys so enraged Valentinian that he suffered a burst blood vessel in the skull while angrily yelling at them, provoking his death
Based

>ywn be a Corrupt Roman senator or governor with a harem of cute little Germanic shota slaves to pick from and have walk around your estate all day naked and ashamed

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Because it's too based for hollywood, and the heebs are reluctant to make films about the people that destroyed their temple and scattered them (it was their own fault though).

Gladiator is Romanshit
The Fall of the Roman Empire is Romankino

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I see you had sex today

Why do they always cast Nordcucks and Anglos for Roman/Greek movies?

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Because most prominent Romans had light complexions absent in modern day Italians.

Christcuck scum

I hate how every film and TV series set in Rome has everyone speaking with English accents

That's a lie and you know it pale face

WE

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WE WUZ

>ignoring the blue eyed or fair haired Romans and Greeks

>implying germanics didn't accomplish just as much

Aren't those Egyptians though?

Third row third from right center is a qt.
>tfw no qt Mediterranean half-elf domina gf

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Sounds faggy, cringe and retarded.
Also checked.

HBOs Rome should have had 3 or 4 more seasons

Season 3 - Jewish rebellion and failed invasion of germania

Season 4 - caligula

Season 5 - imperial civil war

Golden Camel? What was the significance of that name? What happened to Micca Aurea?

And was 'the wild' short-hand for 'the farm'?

I guarantee you'd hate it without English accents. English accents have a class stature associated with them. The wealthy, aristocratic Romans have wealthy, aristocratic English accents. The poor, downtrodden Romans have a poor, downtrodden accent. It would be laughable with American accents.

>>ignoring the blue eyed or fair haired Romans and Greeks
>all claims of this come from highly romanticized """diaries"" and mutt-looking busts

They're right, though.

>implying I'm not Alpinid masterrace

According to Suestonius-

>Hadrian was of fairly slight stature and slender, with a handsome face and bright eyes. His beard and long, curly hair would be the 'fashion' for emperors for the next century. Antoninus Pius, his successor, had very similar physical traits.

>Nero the last Emperor of the Julio-Claudian dynasty was stocky and with a prominent belly.Nero's eyes were of a light-blue hue and he sported blonde hair(during his trip to Greece he let his hair grow until they reached his back).

>Claudius was tall and well proportioned;unfortunately for him,Claudius heavily suffered from stuttering,he drooled repeatedly during spechees and was affected by numerous nervous twitchings.

>Lucius Verus was considered a handsome person:tall,jovial and with a prominent forehead.The Emperor used to sport a beard like the "barbarians" and spread his blonde hair with gold dust.He also proved to be a good orator.

>Commodus took after his father except that he was blond and appears to have been more powerfully built.

>Egyptians rules Rome

>Egyptians
>Roman
????

There is a movie or show, coming about the first king of rome, maybe its already out

>he knows little of Rome so he must know nothing else and also nothing about Rome
are you sure you posted the correct image, bud?

>vargchimp LARPagan absolutely SEETHING his daddy idol got b& off kiketube
Expect many more vargnigger tears in the ensuing days, christfriends.

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seethe tranny

>properly show the racial diversity of Rome
No one complains about that. Everyone is fine with Gauls, Germans, Iberians, and even Greeks in Rome.

Its the niggers. They were never in ancient Rome. Deal with it.

I love how women are so uninterested in history that the concept of knowing anything about more than one historical event or period is absolutely mind boggling.

You know it may have been possible a few black slaves were traded up through berber trade routes. Not to give the nigger-pushing diversity faggots any ideas, just saying it was a possibility.

There are descriptions of fair haired and fair eyed emperors, so yes we wuz emperorz n shiet. Deal with it shitskin mutt.

So you are a gabagool heyyyyy pizza and mozzarella

seethe harder leftist incel

Rome had many territories in Africa.

>seethe harder
I LOVE HOW WOMEN ARE SO UNINTERESTED IN HISTORY THAT THE CONCEPT OF KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT MORE THAN ONE HISTORICAL EVENT OR PERIOD IS ABSOLUTELY MIND BOGGLING!

seethe HARDER. cope HARD in your discord, tranny.

THIS IS AS HARD AS I CAN SEETHE!

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No those are Meds you stupid nigger, why the fuck would you think Sicilians are Alpinid and not Med?

You could easilly found some numidian slaves with black skin, they were a curiosity and rich romans loved such a thing. Not to say Berber were black but they clearly had occasions to bring back slaves from central africa

kek

>implying christcucks didn't destroy the empire

North Africans are/were much closer to what you would consider "white" than "black." Please take note of the fuckhuge impassable desert the size of Europe called the Sahara. Having some tar-skinned yellow-eyed oogaboogs from the Congo would have been a crazy freak rare occurrence if it ever happened at all.

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There could have been nubians and tuaregs, maybe a very few in actual Rome

civilization built on slavery and subjugation of other cultures, so morally unacceptable
too tied in history-- not easy to make a "roman fantasy" as opposed to "medieval fantasy"
aesthetically kinda shit, let's be honest. men wearing sandals and no pants is faggy as fuck. not as cool as badass knights in full plate.

>being against cuckstranity means you're a faggot

Ok christcuck

Read Nietzsche and have sex

Fuck, he/she is talking about me

> there is undeniable proof Romans went to India and even China but its mind boggleling to think they would depart from colonized morroco and follow the western african coastline to Senegal, Mali and Ivory coast and find niggers
> Yea Forums

So why did HBOs Rome pull it off perfectly

It's just unlikely

They could most likely not speak Latin or Greek, and have no connections

I wouldn't be surprised if a few were sailors or maybe even a merchant, that only makes up a small community at best

>Romans almost wholly Christian
>Pagan G*rmanics invade, kill, steal and loot on all fronts like a bunch of niggers
>Western Europe collapses into chaos from pagan niggers going apeshit
>Eastern Roman Empire (entirely Christian) survives for another thousand years
>durr da Christians destroid da empire!
What did (You) mean by this? Also how do you feel about varg getting BTFO?

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There was Sub-Saharan Africans in Rome and across the empire as a whole. They were described as having blue skin, not black. Getting rid of Marc Antony and finishing off the Ptolemy dynasty allowed Augustus to reorganize Egypt so it wasn't such a backwater shit hole. One of the first things he did was restart the Red Sea trading ports that were already in existence. This is a pretty good documentary about how the Romans approached trade with Africa. youtu.be/iJGnnxPn7SU

>Why can't we get more Roman kino?
Because you touch yourself at night and that makes Jesus cry.

World War I is far more interesting than World War II. It's literally a definitive point in history where traditional warfare became modern warfare and consequently dragged the rest of the world with it from a technological standpoint.

I love movies and shows about Rome or any other European history setting. I'm Armenian so I would love to see a movie involving Rome's Eastern campaigns because I've seen most of the one's involving Gaul and Italy. The problem with history movies is that not everyone is as interested about them as I would be. For example, Marco Polo was a really good show to me but season 2 won't be made because the ratings were so low. Not getting a diverse cast also stops a lot of producers from making historical shows since you can't show the role of a genderfluid black single mother's role in the unification of Germany, Crusades, Roman empire, Reconquista, Medieval British isles or the declaration of independence. Basically the only movies I expect to see about history from now on will be in the setting of slavery, Hitler's rise to power and Civil rights stuff(or anything post civil rights). We'll probably see some gay shit from Asia with subtitles though.

>christcucks can't manage an empire and genocide the pagans
>waste limited resources on religious persecution and church donations and not the army

The germanics who destroyed Rome were Christian

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If I mention jap medieval history then I'm weeb faggot instead

So your argument against Christianity is "The Christians should have genocided the pagans because they were worthless niggers by comparison"? Truly forces one to contemplate.

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Bro

Read Nietzsche

A true nationalist knows the immutable beauty present in nature as well as in the darwinisitic struggle for supremacy

Don’t have sex

>brainlet christcucks literally burning libraries because the only book they need is the bible

But he's not wrong

Somewhere along the way Hollywood lost the ability and the talent for making historical dramas.
And anyway American politics are poisoning everything they touch, you don't want them messing with your favorite genre or setting.
Let them produce only capeshit

seethe tranny

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Have sex christcuck lmao

Your religion is literally Jewish subversion

go back to your discord, redditor fedora tranny

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seethe tranny

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all g*rmans have done is destroy rome and wreck europe multiple times

they never really had any talent with it in the first place, they are few and have glaring inaccuracies which are usually uneccessary. Actual history is always going to be more compelling than something a modern numale cuck can write up.

Face it cuck, your religion is dead and the majority of Christian's are black and Hispanic

You would pick faith over race any day

anglo-viking wars are far more kino than muh rome

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seethe leftist

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yes

Who would you save: A white atheist or a black Christian ?

Answer or prove that you're an autistic christcuck

VIERTES REICH
DEUS VULT

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GOTT MIT UNS
SIEG HEIL

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AVE MARIA
GAS THE KIKES

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Modern Italians are northern African rape babies

why do /pol/cucks attach themselves to rome?

>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS LE /pol/ BOOGEYMANG BECAUSE I SAID SO XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD
KILL YOURSELF KIKE

exhibit A

>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS LE /pol/ BOOGEYMANG BECAUSE I SAID SO XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD
KILL YOURSELF KIKE

have sex > sneed

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>your religion is dead and the majority of Christian's are black and Hispanic
What did the vargtard mean by this?

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What if the upper classes had velvety smooth dixie accents, the common folk sound like midwesterners and the dregs and slaves all sound like appalachian hillbillies?

>Yes I love disney films

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This.

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>it was ze germans!!!
why do you dumb cunts always ignore the constant civil war?

>Season 4 - caligula
Just watch I, Claudius instead

ww1 lacked style

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Cope