Are they, dare I say it, /ourbirds/?
Magpies
Landon Campbell
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Carter Long
Birds Are Not That Important
Chase Gray
I really like them.
But I like a lot of birds.
Actually I don't think I dislike a SINGLE one.
William Morales
Magpies are the niggers of birds
Lucas Sanchez
>Cowbirds are brood parasites, meaning that rather than raise their young themselves, they ditch their eggs in other species' nests and allow these forced foster parents to do the tough work of chick-rearing
Are they the niggers of birds?
Brandon Ortiz
That's not a magpie, THIS is a magpie
Juan Reyes
FUCK Mocking birds!
Matthew Myers
Oliver Bennett
i had sex with a magpie once
and i'll do it again
Asher Parker
>Are they, dare I say it, /ourbirds/?
with the amount they steal, they are the niggers of birds
Jacob Thomas
>Be 14
>Find a magpie in my back garden, snow all around, it has a broken wing
>Wrap it in a towel, take it inside
>Give it some food and water
>Try phoning animal places to come get it, no help
>Build it a little nest in a box
>As I am moving it, it dies of shock in my hands
Sadness
Ryan Scott
Canadian geese are assholes that shit absolutely everywhere
Aiden Stewart
Was it autism?
Dylan Cox
>not vulture master race
>not being universally despised yet also untouchable because you are the herald of death itself
Jack Stewart
>dies of shock
It doesn't work like that user
Evan Fisher
All geese are ass holes, not just the Canadians.
Owen Gray
Birds make me feel sane, imagine a world without singing birds.
Hudson Lee
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>If you find an injured bird, carefully put it in a cardboard box with a lid or a towel over the top, and place in a cool, safe place. Birds go into shock very easily when injured, and often die from the shock.
David Thompson
>bully
>noisy
>annoying
eh
Grayson Myers
every year in australia kids go blind because of magpie attacks
Ayden Ross
australian magpies are niggers
Brayden Reed
Crows are best.
Too clever for their own good though.
A crow stole my car once.
Lincoln Nelson
Crows are absolutely based and if I may be so bold, most definitely /our guys/
Nathan Ross
Based crow posters
Jace Garcia
HOOT HOOT
Luis Allen
>a crow stole my car once
well, i wanna hear this story
Zachary Anderson
Look at this dude
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Anthony Ward
[Eldrich screeching and clicking intensifies]
For me it's grackles.
Nicholas Ross
I posted it on reddit. Go back.
Chase Flores
Juan Harris
Xavier Barnes
They are the jews of birds.
Anthony Foster
Carter Peterson
Jaxon Allen
>scientific name is pica pica
based
Nicholas Jenkins
>ywn be an owl
Lincoln Ortiz
Camden Mitchell
bolt down everything
James Gutierrez
>only comes out at night
>shy
>loner
>autistic stare
>watches everything from a distance
>odd behaviour that sets it apart from it's relatives
>appears intelligent but is actually rather stupid
need I say more?
Joseph Edwards
Who would win in an IQ test?
A crow or an octopus?
Sebastian Wilson
Those are some fucking ugly magpies. Is that how they look in Australia?
Aiden Howard
very disappointing answer
Kayden Hernandez
The perspective of that first angle makes it look like the bird is the size of a fucking dragon.
Jaxon Hall
What a cruel world in which we live.
William Perry
this is an Aussie magpie
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Owen Wilson
quack quack
Angel Nguyen
Based. Fuck auscucks.
Cooper Thomas
birds are evil
Alexander Gomez
looks like a jackdaw more like
still very cute vid
Elijah Baker
I would be curious which would end up eating the other
Gavin Murphy
I once had a crow literally knock at my front door. He was dying and wanted help. I gave him water and put a laundry basket over him. He died that night. I think he just wanted someone to protect him.
Eli Watson
The hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
Lincoln Taylor
I present to you, the people's champion of birds.
William Barnes
A crow would reck an octopus no contest.
Christian Perez
ONE
Elijah Martin
Corvids and parrots best birds
Grayson Walker
Corvus are indisputably the best.
Gavin James
Hang in there!
Logan Gomez
birds are made for eating, they're useless otherwise
Christopher Miller
The real test is between ravens and reef cuttlefish
Jace Carter
crows are undoubtedly /ourguys/
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Benjamin Evans
truly an Shakespearean bird
Hudson Richardson
David Parker
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>they hate cyclists
ok they're definitely /ourbirds/
Gavin Moore
Why did he do it Yea Forums?
Anthony Edwards
Crows remember faces
They will give shiny objects to people who have been nice to them as gifts
They will put nuts in the middle of the road so cars drive over them and crack them open
They are truly based
Nolan Cook
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Based birds.
Jaxson Evans
unironcally have ptsd around australian magpies after being attacked as a kid
Gavin Butler
it's insane how they can hover liek that
Cooper Butler
Grackles aren't corvids, they blackbirds.
But they're still clever and social.
Ryan Thomas
i used to be scared of them as a kid until i got attacked by plovers riding home via a different route one afternoon. they are another level of cunty, agressive and determined.
Liam Gomez
BBC sound effects are obnoxious
Lincoln Collins
Magpies are degenerate gypsy-like creatures.
Jackdaws are more /ourbird/ desu
Jack Cook
Matthew Campbell
That's not a magpie. They're not even genetically related to magpies. That's the Australian cope bird, named by prison colonists to help them cope with the fact that their shitty island doesn't have any birds as based as the Eurasian Magpie.
Chad 200IQ Eurasian Magpie of Shiny Object Collection, Visual Self-Recognition, and Intelligence >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shitty ausie mutt poo bird
Caleb Parker
>other day hear a bunch of crazy bird noises
>look outside and see little brown bird sitting still in driveway
>after ~15 minutes decide to go see if it's still alive
>not moving too much but obviously alive, breathing heavily
>decide to bring the little guy over to the bird feeder
>hoping he'll meet up with his friends or momma or something
>go inside, look out to the bird feeder after ~10 minutes
>see a big bluejay standing on top of the little brown bird pecking away at it
>suddenly bluejay rips the head off the little brown bird and flies away
I only meant to help the little guy
>after a few minutes i go outside to clean up the little guy's remains
>the body is now completely missing
My backyard is kinda brutal. Also fuck bluejays. Pretty but noisy as hell.
Logan Wood
>Jackdaws are more /ourbird/ desu
CAUSE ITS WINDY WEATHER
IT'S STORMY WEATHER
Jackson Roberts
The octopus is more fit for killing. The crow seems susceptibale to empathy. Which is remarkable for a birdbrain.
Isaac Richardson
why are they messing with him?
Zachary Gomez
oh fuck you now I have to listen to it again
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Leo Jenkins
KEK THAT FUCKING GUY
Nolan Roberts
>virgin crow
>chad raven
Jason Jenkins
They're redpilled and know cyclists don't belong on the road. Aussies have to wear things like this in their territory. Mind you it isn't the first war they've lost to birds.
Noah Johnson
I wish that the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country; he is a bird of bad moral character; he does not get his living honestly; you may have seen him perched on some dead tree; where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the labor of the fishing-hawk; and when that diligent bird has at length taken a fish, and is bearing it to its nest for the support of his mate and young ones, the bald eagle pursues him and takes it from him. . . . Besides he is a rank coward; the little kingbird, not bigger than a sparrow, attacks him boldly and drives him out of the district. He is therefore by no means a proper emblem for the brave and honest.
fuck eagles
Jack Scott
i fucking hate people like you who talk with such authority about subjects you know fucking nothing about. cunt kys
Asher Watson
They also mourn dead bros, apparently. Crow died in my mate's garden and all the local crows came and held a kind of memorial service there. Hung out en masse and squawked for like half an hour, then fucked off.
Carter Bell
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It's a fucking seagull. Shameful choice.
Luis Lopez
>dat anti-air helmet
lmao
Justin Gonzalez
Peregrine Falcon is best bird.
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Chase Lewis
John Richardson
The virgin eagle.
The Chad hawk
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Jaxson Wood
No, it's penguins
Daniel Gomez
Brayden Ward
As long as its abbo kids I dont mind.
Colton Ortiz
In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.
Oliver Phillips
>Mind you it isn't the first war they've lost to birds.
Aussies BTFO
Aiden Perry
Jace Hughes
GUBLE GOBLE GUBLE GOBLE
Julian Foster
>Watching niggers for a living
yeah sure sounds like a fun life
Joshua Diaz
After taking this picture the camera man did actually intervene to help and finish the kid off for the vulture.
Angel Martinez
No, ducks are
Connor Diaz
Hey, if it works for the American police.
John Howard
...
Brayden Brown
Swoopy bro
Benjamin Ortiz
Connor Cooper
no they are nasty little cunts, if you ever see one while out with a shotgun do your part and kill it
Leo Gomez
Honestly the only reason I keep my xbox plugged in is just because occasionally I still have fun sailing around and engaging fleets in battle in the middle of storms.
It's a shame, Black Flag was originally supposed to be a new IP, but they decided to slap on some assassins creed because they had to make an annual release date.
I don't give a shit about the series, but I would have killed for a franchise built around the pirate/naval mechanic.
Camden Thompson
Based duck, FUCK niggegulls
Jeremiah Gray
What a beast, Where I live the big gulls eat ducklings
Parker Mitchell
fucking dealt with
Asher Martin
Leo Cruz
What is some birdkino?
Lucas Ortiz
Caleb Johnson
>Be little kid me
>Visiting redneck relatives
>uncles take me out back to show me something
>its this little shack in the woods
>they push me through the door and slam it behind me
>a dozen wild turkeys turn and look at me
>charge me together gobbling the turkey war cry
>pounding on the door begging them to let me out
>can barely hear their laughter over the closing gobbles
I was like 5 or 6 so these fucking birds were as big as I was. I've never been so scared in my entire life. Fuck turkeys. Every day should be thanksgiving.
Alexander Powell
FAST
Jack Long
Hunter Thomas
I can hear the angry donald duck noises.
Ethan Scott
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Jeremiah Rodriguez
Bentley Thomas
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Ducks are the hannibal lecter of the avian kingdom.
Zachary Powell
brave
Jose Butler
Subcorvid brainlets leave this thread. You are not welcome around here.
Luis Torres
And then he unironically became an hero
Colton Ortiz
A few days ago I saw one of these fuckers trying to attack my cat's tail, so at least they have balls. The cat was just sitting there giving no fucks whatsoever.
Jaxon Moore
Shut the fuck up mammal
Mason Morales
Leo Hill
Wow so the aboriginal birds hate (((white))) cyclists that much?
Geez, take your shekels back to Londonistan already
Jordan Reed
Forgot if it's crows or ravens but some birds will attack the asshole of little sheep and pull out their internals that way. They weren't just pulling your cats tail.
Juan Sanders
Poor vultures. Recently I visited a tiny... zoo? It was a place where they treated and kept birds that had been injured and couldn’t fly anymore, but you could go see and learn about them.
Anyway, I heard a dad call the turkey vultures ugly birds. I felt bad. They are beautiful animals in their own way.
The bald eagle was a total bro though.
Bentley Lee
God DAMN. Seagull shitters shut down.
Tyler Walker
Ethan Foster
KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW
Ayden Moore
Delet this anti-duck propoganda
Wyatt Lopez
Is it bad that the first thing this picture makes me think about is the Dead Kennedys.
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Jordan Russell
aw, he probably thinks he's pulling her entrails out
James Russell
BANTI master race rise up
Leo Parker
why he does this?
Xavier Williams
>those rednecks who claimed that ayy lmaos were trying to break into their house
>turns out they were just drunk on moonshine and some owls were fucking with them
Adam Murphy
same, I don’t see it often but I always make the same association when I do.
Tyler Allen
If I had to guess the wind was probably blowing the towel and the bird landed on it thinking it was a perch, when the birb put its weight on it, it fell, and now the bird is upside down, without enough room to right itself and fly, so it's just kind of stuck there going "what the fuck just happened."
Tyler Bell
for fun
Andrew Bennett
He actually did it, the mad lad
Carter Gonzalez
based
Charles Gomez
For me, it's monkeys
Christian Fisher
the pus would just camouflage himself and wait out the birb until he could sneak up upon him
Eli Parker
Nicholas Rodriguez
*nicks your food*
Colton Murphy
BTFO
Benjamin Robinson
>t. dog
Ayden Collins
Logan Clark
what type of bird is this?
Thomas Bennett
jesus...
Ian Young
What an absolutely based creature.
Lucas Nguyen
Magpies are god tier, too bad they don't live around me so I only see them when I go out west.
Brayden Cox
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS??
Oliver Barnes
And now the rape begins
Jack Miller
cute duck lad
Thomas Sullivan
I want to kill the birds. All of them.
Jack Long
is this the designated bird thread?
Elijah Wilson
Reminder that crows will punish other crows that have done bad things as well as hold funerals for important crows.
Liam Miller
Yes
Elijah Lee
Based
Carson Brown
>Brown and black
>cuck other birds
>don't raise their children
>travel in loud and annoying groups
>hog the bird feeders and bully other birds off it
Yes
Jason Wood
>an important crow somewhere will get more guests at its funeral than you will
Wyatt Morris
owls arnt birds
Benjamin Morris
What a weird thing to say. Of course we are birds.
Matthew Peterson
Fucking dinosaurs
Joseph Reed
crows live in a society
Dylan Collins
>Reminder that crows will punish other crows that have done bad things
How do they tell each-other apart?
Cameron Cox
Just moved to Colorado from the East and have been wondering what these things were, thanks user!
Gavin Garcia
That's pretty racist, user.
Carter Collins
Oliver Moore
barn owls are my favorites
Brandon Torres
>Turkeys gobbling outside at five AM
Just WAIT until Thanksgiving.
Carter Barnes
>ducks are rapists
rape is a human term, doesn't exist in nature
>cannibals
again, an anthropocentric condition that other beasts do not consider
>corkscrew penis
every species has a differently shaped penis, why is this an argument?
this is blatant anti-duck propaganda pushed by the (((seagulls)))
Gavin Brooks
how do I get a based corvid buddy?
Hudson Young
magpies, crows, and ravens are /ourbros/ of the animal kingdom
Wyatt Hill
me at the end
Aaron White
Jose Fisher
the bird would just get bored and fly literally anywhere else dummy
Kevin Flores
Caleb Robinson
Jayden Rogers
Eli Lopez
Engage!
Julian Adams
Fucking seagulls always get me all riled up, no manners what so ever
Nathaniel Green
>will punish other crows that have done bad things
especially for being bad storytellers
Jordan Carter
Jackson Flores
you're a big guy
Mason Taylor
Liam Murphy
Heh, that bird is taller than my gf.
Jose Cook