Magpies

>Be 14
>Find a magpie in my back garden, snow all around, it has a broken wing
>Wrap it in a towel, take it inside
>Give it some food and water
>Try phoning animal places to come get it, no help
>Build it a little nest in a box
>As I am moving it, it dies of shock in my hands
Sadness

Canadian geese are assholes that shit absolutely everywhere

Was it autism?

>not vulture master race
>not being universally despised yet also untouchable because you are the herald of death itself

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>dies of shock

It doesn't work like that user

All geese are ass holes, not just the Canadians.

Birds make me feel sane, imagine a world without singing birds.

ny.audubon.org/birds-0birdsways-help/what-do-injured-or-orphaned-bird
>If you find an injured bird, carefully put it in a cardboard box with a lid or a towel over the top, and place in a cool, safe place. Birds go into shock very easily when injured, and often die from the shock.

>bully
>noisy
>annoying
eh

every year in australia kids go blind because of magpie attacks

australian magpies are niggers

Crows are best.
Too clever for their own good though.
A crow stole my car once.

Crows are absolutely based and if I may be so bold, most definitely /our guys/

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Based crow posters

HOOT HOOT

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>a crow stole my car once
well, i wanna hear this story

Look at this dude
youtube.com/watch?v=Gui3IswQ0DI

[Eldrich screeching and clicking intensifies]
For me it's grackles.

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I posted it on reddit. Go back.

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They are the jews of birds.

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youtube.com/watch?v=60Zg9sGnQf8

>scientific name is pica pica
based

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>ywn be an owl

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bolt down everything

>only comes out at night
>shy
>loner
>autistic stare
>watches everything from a distance
>odd behaviour that sets it apart from it's relatives
>appears intelligent but is actually rather stupid

need I say more?

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Who would win in an IQ test?
A crow or an octopus?

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Those are some fucking ugly magpies. Is that how they look in Australia?

very disappointing answer

The perspective of that first angle makes it look like the bird is the size of a fucking dragon.

What a cruel world in which we live.

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this is an Aussie magpie
youtube.com/watch?v=qoaEBb4IN4Q

quack quack

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Based. Fuck auscucks.

birds are evil

looks like a jackdaw more like
still very cute vid

I would be curious which would end up eating the other

I once had a crow literally knock at my front door. He was dying and wanted help. I gave him water and put a laundry basket over him. He died that night. I think he just wanted someone to protect him.

The hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

I present to you, the people's champion of birds.

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A crow would reck an octopus no contest.

ONE

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Corvids and parrots best birds

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Corvus are indisputably the best.

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Hang in there!

birds are made for eating, they're useless otherwise

The real test is between ravens and reef cuttlefish

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crows are undoubtedly /ourguys/

youtube.com/watch?v=K3zHY5N9IaM
youtube.com/watch?v=21vVxIioBF8

truly an Shakespearean bird

youtu.be/zG66ZHcNcxI?t=8s

youtube.com/watch?v=_A7Gw217EJ4
>they hate cyclists
ok they're definitely /ourbirds/

Why did he do it Yea Forums?

Crows remember faces
They will give shiny objects to people who have been nice to them as gifts
They will put nuts in the middle of the road so cars drive over them and crack them open
They are truly based

youtube.com/watch?v=tEYCjJqr21A

Based birds.

unironcally have ptsd around australian magpies after being attacked as a kid

it's insane how they can hover liek that

Grackles aren't corvids, they blackbirds.
But they're still clever and social.

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i used to be scared of them as a kid until i got attacked by plovers riding home via a different route one afternoon. they are another level of cunty, agressive and determined.

BBC sound effects are obnoxious

Magpies are degenerate gypsy-like creatures.
Jackdaws are more /ourbird/ desu

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That's not a magpie. They're not even genetically related to magpies. That's the Australian cope bird, named by prison colonists to help them cope with the fact that their shitty island doesn't have any birds as based as the Eurasian Magpie.

Chad 200IQ Eurasian Magpie of Shiny Object Collection, Visual Self-Recognition, and Intelligence >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shitty ausie mutt poo bird

>other day hear a bunch of crazy bird noises
>look outside and see little brown bird sitting still in driveway
>after ~15 minutes decide to go see if it's still alive
>not moving too much but obviously alive, breathing heavily
>decide to bring the little guy over to the bird feeder
>hoping he'll meet up with his friends or momma or something
>go inside, look out to the bird feeder after ~10 minutes
>see a big bluejay standing on top of the little brown bird pecking away at it
>suddenly bluejay rips the head off the little brown bird and flies away
I only meant to help the little guy
>after a few minutes i go outside to clean up the little guy's remains
>the body is now completely missing
My backyard is kinda brutal. Also fuck bluejays. Pretty but noisy as hell.

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>Jackdaws are more /ourbird/ desu
CAUSE ITS WINDY WEATHER
IT'S STORMY WEATHER

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The octopus is more fit for killing. The crow seems susceptibale to empathy. Which is remarkable for a birdbrain.

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why are they messing with him?

oh fuck you now I have to listen to it again
youtu.be/JYVMnLUZu9Y

KEK THAT FUCKING GUY

>virgin crow
>chad raven

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They're redpilled and know cyclists don't belong on the road. Aussies have to wear things like this in their territory. Mind you it isn't the first war they've lost to birds.

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I wish that the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country; he is a bird of bad moral character; he does not get his living honestly; you may have seen him perched on some dead tree; where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the labor of the fishing-hawk; and when that diligent bird has at length taken a fish, and is bearing it to its nest for the support of his mate and young ones, the bald eagle pursues him and takes it from him. . . . Besides he is a rank coward; the little kingbird, not bigger than a sparrow, attacks him boldly and drives him out of the district. He is therefore by no means a proper emblem for the brave and honest.

fuck eagles

i fucking hate people like you who talk with such authority about subjects you know fucking nothing about. cunt kys

They also mourn dead bros, apparently. Crow died in my mate's garden and all the local crows came and held a kind of memorial service there. Hung out en masse and squawked for like half an hour, then fucked off.

youtube.com/watch?v=BaAfZZjTQjo
It's a fucking seagull. Shameful choice.

>dat anti-air helmet
lmao

Peregrine Falcon is best bird.
youtube.com/watch?v=Hpz66RYD110

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The virgin eagle.
The Chad hawk
youtube.com/watch?v=33DWqRyAAUw

No, it's penguins

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As long as its abbo kids I dont mind.

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

>Mind you it isn't the first war they've lost to birds.
Aussies BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=CoZJdil0_HI

GUBLE GOBLE GUBLE GOBLE

>Watching niggers for a living
yeah sure sounds like a fun life

After taking this picture the camera man did actually intervene to help and finish the kid off for the vulture.

No, ducks are

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Hey, if it works for the American police.

...

Swoopy bro

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no they are nasty little cunts, if you ever see one while out with a shotgun do your part and kill it

Honestly the only reason I keep my xbox plugged in is just because occasionally I still have fun sailing around and engaging fleets in battle in the middle of storms.
It's a shame, Black Flag was originally supposed to be a new IP, but they decided to slap on some assassins creed because they had to make an annual release date.
I don't give a shit about the series, but I would have killed for a franchise built around the pirate/naval mechanic.

Based duck, FUCK niggegulls

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What a beast, Where I live the big gulls eat ducklings

fucking dealt with

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What is some birdkino?

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>Be little kid me
>Visiting redneck relatives
>uncles take me out back to show me something
>its this little shack in the woods
>they push me through the door and slam it behind me
>a dozen wild turkeys turn and look at me
>charge me together gobbling the turkey war cry
>pounding on the door begging them to let me out
>can barely hear their laughter over the closing gobbles
I was like 5 or 6 so these fucking birds were as big as I was. I've never been so scared in my entire life. Fuck turkeys. Every day should be thanksgiving.

FAST

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I can hear the angry donald duck noises.

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=JwJr9Rniofc

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>youtu.be/DDWwQZkNA1c
Ducks are the hannibal lecter of the avian kingdom.

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brave

Subcorvid brainlets leave this thread. You are not welcome around here.

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And then he unironically became an hero

A few days ago I saw one of these fuckers trying to attack my cat's tail, so at least they have balls. The cat was just sitting there giving no fucks whatsoever.

Shut the fuck up mammal

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Wow so the aboriginal birds hate (((white))) cyclists that much?

Geez, take your shekels back to Londonistan already

Forgot if it's crows or ravens but some birds will attack the asshole of little sheep and pull out their internals that way. They weren't just pulling your cats tail.

Poor vultures. Recently I visited a tiny... zoo? It was a place where they treated and kept birds that had been injured and couldn’t fly anymore, but you could go see and learn about them.

Anyway, I heard a dad call the turkey vultures ugly birds. I felt bad. They are beautiful animals in their own way.

The bald eagle was a total bro though.

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God DAMN. Seagull shitters shut down.

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KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW

Delet this anti-duck propoganda

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Is it bad that the first thing this picture makes me think about is the Dead Kennedys.
youtu.be/LEPBEsqxgXI

aw, he probably thinks he's pulling her entrails out

BANTI master race rise up

why he does this?

>those rednecks who claimed that ayy lmaos were trying to break into their house
>turns out they were just drunk on moonshine and some owls were fucking with them

same, I don’t see it often but I always make the same association when I do.

If I had to guess the wind was probably blowing the towel and the bird landed on it thinking it was a perch, when the birb put its weight on it, it fell, and now the bird is upside down, without enough room to right itself and fly, so it's just kind of stuck there going "what the fuck just happened."

for fun

He actually did it, the mad lad

based

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For me, it's monkeys

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the pus would just camouflage himself and wait out the birb until he could sneak up upon him

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*nicks your food*

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BTFO

>t. dog

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what type of bird is this?

jesus...

What an absolutely based creature.

Magpies are god tier, too bad they don't live around me so I only see them when I go out west.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS??

And now the rape begins

cute duck lad

I want to kill the birds. All of them.

is this the designated bird thread?

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Reminder that crows will punish other crows that have done bad things as well as hold funerals for important crows.

Yes

Based

>Brown and black
>cuck other birds
>don't raise their children
>travel in loud and annoying groups
>hog the bird feeders and bully other birds off it

Yes

>an important crow somewhere will get more guests at its funeral than you will

owls arnt birds

What a weird thing to say. Of course we are birds.

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Fucking dinosaurs

crows live in a society

>Reminder that crows will punish other crows that have done bad things
How do they tell each-other apart?

Just moved to Colorado from the East and have been wondering what these things were, thanks user!

That's pretty racist, user.

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barn owls are my favorites

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>Turkeys gobbling outside at five AM
Just WAIT until Thanksgiving.

>ducks are rapists
rape is a human term, doesn't exist in nature
>cannibals
again, an anthropocentric condition that other beasts do not consider
>corkscrew penis
every species has a differently shaped penis, why is this an argument?
this is blatant anti-duck propaganda pushed by the (((seagulls)))

how do I get a based corvid buddy?

magpies, crows, and ravens are /ourbros/ of the animal kingdom

me at the end

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the bird would just get bored and fly literally anywhere else dummy

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Engage!

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Fucking seagulls always get me all riled up, no manners what so ever

>will punish other crows that have done bad things
especially for being bad storytellers

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you're a big guy

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Heh, that bird is taller than my gf.

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