God imagine you and Warwick's family locked inside an UFC cage, finally no more fucking twitter banter, its gloves off you midge piece of SHIT!
Just start sprintin towards them, you knee the son and you absolutely destroy his troll head, he's still alive and screaming, you take your time and slowly but surely beat everyone to death except Warwick, after he's seen hell you end him with a downwards kick and split his skull right in the middle, he falls to his knees and you just start to kick the shit out of him in the face until it looks like a bloddy pumpkin.
I saw Warwick Davis at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and fantasize about kicking the shit out of his midget ass or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my knees. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him report me to the thought police as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like five Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Little fella, where are your parents?” At first he kept pretending to be a real person and not a grotesque genetic mistake, but eventually turned back around and lugged them to the counter.
When she took one look at his hideous visage and started screaming multiple times, he stopped her and told her to calm down and that “he was the star of Willow,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a movie. After she came to terms with the situation and put the bars in the bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by asking her to place them on the ground for him really loudly.
Camden Thomas
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