I'm sure these two did things the old fashioned way and saved their virginities for their wedding night...

I'm sure these two did things the old fashioned way and saved their virginities for their wedding night. What was it like? Try to imagine Sam's excitement at spreading open that hairy, unwashed hobbit pussy as the odor filled the room on that hot summer night.

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>hairy, unwashed hobbit pussy as the odor filled the room on that hot summer night.

Rosie keeps her shit clean, idk what you're on about

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Midge

I want to save up enough money to get Dominic Monaghan to recite this one day.

Why did sam marry a woman 20 years his senior?

>pussy as the odor
what does pussy smell like, bros.?

>virgin barmaid

Look at Elanor, what an adorable little girl they had.

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I came here to post this. Perhaps it was a nod to willow.

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>>>>>>>>>>

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How much time did they have before The Scouring of the Shire?

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That doesn't happen in the movies.
In the books it happens because Saruman moves there, and find the Shire like that when they come back.

I'm waiting to hear as well. I'd love to experience it someday.

The scouring happened before they got back, I thought. Rosy the bar wench kept her virginity through the occupation too.

>ah, Sam *thump* tell me *thump* tell me your tax policy, *thump* ah!

>hairy, unwashed hobbit pussy as the odor filled the room
Stop user, I can only get so erect.

How hairy are hobbit women exactly? From head to toes in detail.

Imagine a regular human female who doesn't shave her armpits, legs, or anything else. Now add 30-40% onto it.

>Imagine a regular human female

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Local fish market on a hot sunny day.

He wanted to become the president of France.

I've heard of the "fish" thing. But I've been around lots of girls, and while I haven't stuck my pussy in their faces, I feel like I would have experienced it by now. I don't get it.

Hobbit puss is hairier than a terrier and stinks like rotting mushrooms. It's exactly what sam wanted.

>Imagine a regular human female who doesn't shave her armpits, legs, or anything else.
Well, I wasn't going to crank it tonight originally, but now...

>In 2007, McLeod and fourteen other Lord of the Rings actors from New Zealand sued New Line, as they felt they were legally entitled to five percent of the trilogy's net merchandising revenue
Based Rosie

god just imagine the scent and the texture

Because those anons who say that are incel virgins who can't leave their basement

one of the best memes that came out of this shithole

kek

>Try to imagine Sam's excitement at spreading open that hairy, unwashed hobbit pussy

You sadden me.

The only time I have was during MCT(Marine Combat Training, it's what they send you to after boot camp if you're not infantry) and we had to drop something off at the female hut that had all the chicks in it asleep a week into our field exercise. The smell was like hitting a wall.

that sounds foul.

It absolutely fucking was.

>This still stands unrefuted

Is Sam /ourhobbit/?

that sounds great

>while I haven't stuck my pussy in their faces, I feel like I would have experienced it by now. I don't get it.
tranny

Oh damn. I meant to say "I haven't stuck my face in their pussies..."

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>incel
reddit

Sam didn’t think about it logically

Based as fuck

kill yourself reddit nigger tranny

There was probably enough yeast in that place to bake a loaf of bread.

It's only $120 dollars bro, take one for the team.

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Usually a bacteria infection. Only had 1 girl that had that type of odor but she was a skanky slob. Gave great head tho.

what a pathetic faggot