I'm sure these two did things the old fashioned way and saved their virginities for their wedding night...

I'm sure these two did things the old fashioned way and saved their virginities for their wedding night. What was it like? Try to imagine Sam's excitement at spreading open that hairy, unwashed hobbit pussy as the odor filled the room on that hot summer night.

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>hairy, unwashed hobbit pussy as the odor filled the room on that hot summer night.

Rosie keeps her shit clean, idk what you're on about

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Midge

I want to save up enough money to get Dominic Monaghan to recite this one day.

Why did sam marry a woman 20 years his senior?

>pussy as the odor
what does pussy smell like, bros.?

>virgin barmaid

Look at Elanor, what an adorable little girl they had.

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I came here to post this. Perhaps it was a nod to willow.