Michael is our guy
Michael is our guy
How the FUCK can I get my goatee to come in like that? I still cant even get the connecting hairs to come in
The little gap between the corner of my mouth and the bottom of the goatee never comes in for me
Some people can, some people can't. If you can't, just don't try and shave your shit.
I refuse to shave until I lose weight or develop a cocaine habit. I have a severely debilitating babyface.
start grinding your teeth, unironically
Just keep it clean. Nothing wrong with stubble but not shaving period makes you look like a loon.
I keep it trimmed
I already do but in my sleep
But I thought he was the forty year old virgin
Is This you
Yes, I remember middle school too
No it's a little bit thicker/darker than that but it's the same pattern
yeah if you're an american fucking shit.
This show is fucking abysmal.
they make you look like an evil generic villain so that's good
its only been 9 months since my divorce and even that amount has sucked. 4 years of creampies then this. fleshlight helps.
>mfw shitty beard genes and balding way too young
can't anything about my hair be satisfying?????
Women love it, just pretend you do too and they’ll sleep with you
just get plugs bro
try saying that at your job
Unbased