Michael is our guy

Michael is our guy

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How the FUCK can I get my goatee to come in like that? I still cant even get the connecting hairs to come in

The little gap between the corner of my mouth and the bottom of the goatee never comes in for me

Some people can, some people can't. If you can't, just don't try and shave your shit.

I refuse to shave until I lose weight or develop a cocaine habit. I have a severely debilitating babyface.

start grinding your teeth, unironically

Just keep it clean. Nothing wrong with stubble but not shaving period makes you look like a loon.

I keep it trimmed

I already do but in my sleep

But I thought he was the forty year old virgin

Is This you

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Yes, I remember middle school too

No it's a little bit thicker/darker than that but it's the same pattern

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yeah if you're an american fucking shit.

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This show is fucking abysmal.

they make you look like an evil generic villain so that's good

its only been 9 months since my divorce and even that amount has sucked. 4 years of creampies then this. fleshlight helps.

>mfw shitty beard genes and balding way too young
can't anything about my hair be satisfying?????

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Women love it, just pretend you do too and they’ll sleep with you

just get plugs bro

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try saying that at your job

Unbased