Michael is our guy

Michael is our guy

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How the FUCK can I get my goatee to come in like that? I still cant even get the connecting hairs to come in

The little gap between the corner of my mouth and the bottom of the goatee never comes in for me

Some people can, some people can't. If you can't, just don't try and shave your shit.

I refuse to shave until I lose weight or develop a cocaine habit. I have a severely debilitating babyface.

start grinding your teeth, unironically

Just keep it clean. Nothing wrong with stubble but not shaving period makes you look like a loon.

I keep it trimmed

I already do but in my sleep

But I thought he was the forty year old virgin

Is This you

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