VVitch

Why wasn't this movie scary? I got bored.

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Probably cause your a teen and you expected jumpscares

Why didn't those morons call it XITCH?

Because you farted and shitted at the same time it felt really good but made a big mess.

Go on

I would, but I farted and shitted at the same time it felt really good but made a big mess.

it's a horror movie for milennials

>wouldst thou likes to liveth deliciously?? xD

How does a grown man get scared then?

"Horror" movies Yea Forums tricked you into watching thread?

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My dad likes to participate in revolutionary war historical reenactments as a hobby, and I kept getting distracted how much the dad in the movie reminded me of him in his costume.

It's a pleb filter

I enjoyed it. Did not feel tricked at all.

It was more of a comedy than a horror.

I really liked this film.

I guess? It's more of light dramedy. Didn't really get into horror territory until later in the movie, but I still thought it was decent.

your gf has never missed a period apparently

Imagine being a grown man who's afraid of images on a screen. You're fucking pathetic faggot.

Your test levels are probably too high

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That movie is messed up. Probably satan worshipers who made it.

this is one of those movies zoomers can't understand, you can't really blame them though they were raised to be feminised niggers who worship brand names

When was the last time god helped you or someone you know?

>God has always been an absentee father

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Give it up for best boy, Black Phillip. He should've caved those two little shits' heads in with a headbutt or kick.

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good movie

>Good comedy doesn't necessarily have to be thought provoking so long as it is enjoyed
>Good horror does have to be thought provoking in order to be enjoyed.

Different emotional experiences and plots of intrigue can't be conflated in how they spark joy, there's a world of difference between prime Adam Sandler movies and modern horror the vvitch. Both of which can be loved by a viewer but for completely different reasons

how new are you?

Black Phillip dindu nuffin.

>God has always been an absentee father

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*monstrous noise*

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>God-fearing Puritan family who sees the Devil lurking behind every corner
>Father buys a black goat and names it after one of Satan's monikers
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