Why wasn't this movie scary? I got bored.
VVitch
James Watson
Asher Campbell
Probably cause your a teen and you expected jumpscares
Henry Walker
Why didn't those morons call it XITCH?
Josiah Wright
Because you farted and shitted at the same time it felt really good but made a big mess.
Jaxson Barnes
Go on
Joseph Lopez
I would, but I farted and shitted at the same time it felt really good but made a big mess.
Hunter Nelson
it's a horror movie for milennials
>wouldst thou likes to liveth deliciously?? xD
Ryder Myers
How does a grown man get scared then?
John Nguyen
"Horror" movies Yea Forums tricked you into watching thread?
Wyatt Thomas
My dad likes to participate in revolutionary war historical reenactments as a hobby, and I kept getting distracted how much the dad in the movie reminded me of him in his costume.
Jack Hughes
It's a pleb filter
Hunter Kelly
I enjoyed it. Did not feel tricked at all.
Leo Reed
It was more of a comedy than a horror.
Mason Hernandez
I really liked this film.
Joseph Cook
I guess? It's more of light dramedy. Didn't really get into horror territory until later in the movie, but I still thought it was decent.
Lincoln Rogers
your gf has never missed a period apparently
Landon Nelson
Imagine being a grown man who's afraid of images on a screen. You're fucking pathetic faggot.
Benjamin Wood
Your test levels are probably too high
John Baker
That movie is messed up. Probably satan worshipers who made it.
Thomas Sullivan
this is one of those movies zoomers can't understand, you can't really blame them though they were raised to be feminised niggers who worship brand names
Hudson Reyes
>watch horror movie
>shouldn't get scared
>watch comedy movie
>should go laugh
??????
Blake Mitchell
You were just wrapped in cotton wool
Alexander Ward
Is it one of those movies where Satan is a real entity but God never has a role? Happens too much.
Parker Cook
No, a basedboy made it
Isaac Taylor
God has always been an absentee father
Adam Mitchell
*tips*
Hunter Wood
This is retarded. SoiChuggers like anti whitey movies like Get Out, not this shit
John Jackson
>A24 film
Yep, it's soi
Lucas Garcia
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>from the rian johnston school of argument
Thomas Johnson
This movie was designed for individuals who are in 51-55%tile of IQ test scores who want to be something more, it's fucking trash
Camden Brooks
When was the last time god helped you or someone you know?
Ryder Flores
>God has always been an absentee father
Samuel Rivera
Give it up for best boy, Black Phillip. He should've caved those two little shits' heads in with a headbutt or kick.
Elijah Smith
good movie
Ryan Parker
>Good comedy doesn't necessarily have to be thought provoking so long as it is enjoyed
>Good horror does have to be thought provoking in order to be enjoyed.
Different emotional experiences and plots of intrigue can't be conflated in how they spark joy, there's a world of difference between prime Adam Sandler movies and modern horror the vvitch. Both of which can be loved by a viewer but for completely different reasons
Jaxon Scott
how new are you?
Jaxson Flores
Black Phillip dindu nuffin.
Luke Nelson
>God has always been an absentee father
Jason Robinson
*monstrous noise*
Gavin King
>God-fearing Puritan family who sees the Devil lurking behind every corner
>Father buys a black goat and names it after one of Satan's monikers
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