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Leo Lewis
Nicholas Ramirez
Did melly die?
Kayden Morgan
STANNIS
Jaxson Cox
it’s so good bros
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Isaiah Ward
>You are a good lad, Theon Greyjoy of House Greyjoy, King of the Iron Islands, the Andals and the first Men
Joseph Murphy
imagine if instead of just walking into the wastes, she takes off her ruby and becomes an old hag
then rides your dick like crazy and as you bust the nastiest nut of your life she turns to dust
Robert Collins
Yes
Nicholas Torres
/got/
Carson Williams
>brown eyes
>blue eyes
>green eyes
>Littlefinger
>Night King
>Cersei
Ian Williams
Proofs?
Zachary Nelson
Samuel Cruz
melly is slut
Luke Adams
>even Galavant had a higher stakes final battle than this shit
WAKE ME UP
Josiah Perez
with melly dead, are there any good tits left? can't even jerk off to anyone on this show anymore.
Isaac White
what about Trant and the Freys?
Jordan Russell
She'll come back with Littlefinger, Stannis and the Night King
Nathaniel Ortiz
S8E03 "The Long Night" ending
Julian Campbell
the grieving continues
Oliver Watson
filler
Alexander Green
>complete missed opportunity to have some old characters come back as undead
John Wilson
I looked for you in the catalog
Juan Collins
How did the dragon not burn Jon alive? Is it really able to control the flames that well to burn everything around him except him?
Leo Baker
Good. Are waifufags sad?
Ethan Bailey
She wasn't killed on screen, right? I don't believe in off screen kills anymore because at one point almost every single character was swarmed but still survived somehow.
Dominic Roberts
This bit unironically ruined the "surprise" though...
Jose Ward
>who?
t. dabid
Aiden Perry
And they say ahegao isn't sexy
Austin Flores
aaagggghhhhhhhhh...
Benjamin Jones
>She wasn't killed on screen, right?
Nigga she turned to dust and returned with the NK tof the DUSTY MESA
Leo Clark
Already posted it last threas, but wouldn't it be a smart move if the NK just flew over the ocean so he can surprise buttfuck the entire world? He could just create a second army coming from the south while the first army comes from the north. All that stopped him from doing that was his inability to swim, but he got a fucking dragon.
Josiah Allen
hes immune to fire LOL
Jack Perez
Suspend your brain.
Moments earlier the dragon breath was powerful enough to destroy walls
Then, a mighty broken pillar stopped it
Mason Edwards
>Good guys army is smashed by cersei
>Main characters are about to be executed by zombmountain
>Bran smirks and wargs
>Suddenly, the mountains eyes turn blue
>The corpses of those killed in battle begin to rise
>And who, are you
Thomas Rogers
That would take it a step lower in my mind. All the main characters surviving is bad enough. What are the fucking odds of spotting some familiar faces in the army?
James Turner
Because they listened to criticism. And because season 7 was that bad.
Look, I'm not defending the competence of the writers. But I really think they're trying more, at least in the beginning of this season. Jamie and Tyrion interactions were decent. Sansa and Daenys' talk was decent. Sansa's reaction to her brother foregoing being king of the north was decent. They fucked up big time with Arya, but Lyanna was decent, though her death a little too fanservicey.
My point is that I truly believe they're trying more in that season. The collective IQ is still in the single digits, but at least they're applying themselves because they know they fucked up.
Jordan Mitchell
Is he the most competent northern Lord?
>chills at Deepwood Motte and doesn't waste any troops on a battle where any additional number of troops doesn't make any difference
Charles Rivera
What did she do during the battle?
Jackson Smith
It's not his fault, he only had nine years!
Jaxon Evans
lol
Ryan Howard
THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A NIGHT KING
Camden Russell
Quit memeing me and tell me if she did.
Evan James
Improved ending for anyone who hasn't been following the threads today:
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Elijah Ortiz
If you look closely he have some injuries in the neck with blue flames who are going outside
Jose Rivera
xth to Dab King
Eli Anderson
She was, she got killed like that dude from Riddick.
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Jordan Roberts
Reminder that we got fucking robbed of an, if nothing else, phenomenal-looking production because HBO broadcast at YouTube 720p tier quality. Production stills and set photos paint a very different picture than what you pay them every month for.
Christopher Young
I sucked her milkers to reduce her profile so she could move with greater agility and stealth. It was dark in the crypts so I didn't need to look at that face.
Joshua Murphy
>mfw almost all the wildlings, all the Night's Watch members, Jon, Jojen, the previous Three-Eyed Raven, Hodor, Summer, Viserion, House Umber, almost all the Dothraki
and Unsullied who crossed the Narrow Sea, plenty of Northerners, Stannis, Shireen, Selyse, the Children of the Forest and countless others died so Bran can give his teleporting goblin sister a dagger and wait in a forest as bait
>mfw people think this is good righting because it subverts expectations
Robert Brooks
>mfw a girl unironically called me a sexist last night for criticizing ep3 and Arya killing the NK
Camden Sanders
Why didn't NK just fly over the battlefield and dragon fire Bran?
Kayden Wood
Woe to /theusurper/ if we had been. Your thread would lay beneath the archive if we were.
Lincoln Green
In any other story that wasn't about to end, he would be the court mage who dabbles in necromancy and finally turns all the people in the city.
But there's barely any episodes left, he'll die.
Noah Brown
Also the GRIMDARK smudgy imagery in general to save on budget
Lucas Young
The only meme is the Dusty Mesa part, she actually turned to dust at the end of the pisode (after she took her amulet off).
Jace Sanders
Holy shit, just saw episode three
Some give Maisie Williams a fucking Emmy already!
Joseph Stewart
>no headless undead in the crypts
Matthew Cooper
yes she fucking takes off the gem and walks off into the fucking snow and collapses
she's fucking dead kiddo, did you see the episode?
Parker Evans
>Pretending you've ever talked to a girl let alone gone outside
Stay salty incel!
Thomas Jones
>If Ned, Robert and their band of faggots had fallen, Jon would be King right now and never had to suffer a hard life
>Lannisters probably would have become irrelevant
fuck the North, Rhaegar and his boys were the true protagonists
Ryan Turner
He cute
Joseph Walker
>talking to females
Jose Brooks
Yikes
Michael Murphy
Reminder: Fire trenches are good for battlefield control against undead.
Colton Sanders
>8 years of tv fucking wasted
Jaxson Perez
NO WAIT WAIT WAIT CHECK THEM AAGGGHHHH
Joshua Hughes
I know it's a shitpost but this is the kinda shit DABID would come up with.
Jonathan Smith
Ser Jannie slew your thread with a golden mouse, and I wondered where you were.
Parker Scott
>Naruto
Arya
>Sakura
Sansa
>Sasuke
Bran
>Pain
Night King
>Kakashi
Jon Snow
>3rd hokage
Eddard Stark
>Orochimaru
Cersei
Aiden Young
Why did she die? It made no sense
Jack Stewart
remember when arya got stabbed in the gut and then jumped into a canal and didn't get infected haha
David Evans
this Theon tribute made me tear up. im lame
Julian Mitchell
What shitpost? It's blatantly obvious that this is exactly what they plan to do.
Parker Kelly
>ywn sniff smelly melly's braps that she uses as a trick to start fires
Elijah Martin
>ayo dis like *sucks teeth* i mean dis shit like *rewatches the rape* like sum *it's beautiful btw* dis like sum fire and ice song and shiiiiiiieeeeett
Landon Bell
>scenes men will never understand
Noah Adams
The war for the dawn was over, Nd she served her purpose
Jayden Perez
>every leftist article ever
Brayden Jenkins
I got that from ep2 inside the episode where they talk about the scene around the map table and Weiss seems so proud about finally having a scene where the characters talk about what their plans and intentions are.
at 3:14
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Jonathan Clark
post your face when littlefinger is really dead because he was ummm bad, and night king as well
and now they will just kill cersei for happy ending and jon snow will rule
Josiah Hughes
What are your honest thoughts on GRRM as a person?
Jackson Walker
Far away, or /got/ would yet sit atop page 1, and also our false poster would burn in the seven archives.
Mason Ramirez
bait
Justin Sullivan
>Jon would be King right now and never had to suffer a hard life
Rhaegar might still be alive actually.
Nolan Rodriguez
>TV show that you can't watch on your TV
BRAVO HBO
Dominic Gutierrez
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Gavin Edwards
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Daniel Bell
kek holy fuck this is gold
how do D&D legitimately not realize how fucking stupid they sound with their surface level "breakdowns" of the episodes
Brandon Garcia
nuoauw ittenns
Aaron Barnes
>All those Tywin-Arya scenes from season 2 are forever ruined
Ryan Brooks
Oh duh. Sorry, but I tried to forget as much as I could.
Dylan Turner
Faggot for not FINISHING THE FUCKING BOOKS AND LETTING THIS SHIT HAPPEN.
Jaxson Watson
>B-But at least the boo-
"Noh!".
GRRM is a piece of lard who will never EVER finish his books. The fat has clotted his brain to the point he doesn't remember how to write, let alone how to conclude his story, and will probably kill him the next time he goes for a light jog. He probably didn't even write a single page of Winds of Winter. I could write a 500 page critic of "The (8 hours) Long Night" faster than George "Rotund Retard" Martin can write a single sentence on a character's shit's consistency.
No, he will die alone in his fat-palace, knowing his life's work has been fucked into the ground. Because that's how it will be remembered. It will be remembered as the show, and everyone will assume that's what the Fatman had intended for his ending. 20 good men, finger in the bum, le balls and wine's cock XD... That is Gurrm's Legacy.
Fuck this shitshow, Fuck this gay earth, Fuck Daniel and David.
And most of all FUCK YOU GEORGE.
Aaron Garcia
>STILL no video
lmao its over for him
Daniel Ross
Their commentaries are always gold. Most of the time they just sit and look at actors act in awe of how they're able to emote on command.
Adrian Allen
>jon snow will rule
Don't forget
>Arya kills the mountain and cersei
>Fill the rest with funny one liners.
Henry Nelson
GIRL YOU KNOW I WANT YOUR LOVE
YOUR LOVE WAS HANDMADE FOR SOMEBODY LIKE ME
Jason Turner
Remember when Meilisandre killed Shireen for some reason
Adrian Kelly
ok, who
James Parker
>tfw Theon was only really interesting and conflicted in S2
It's true.
>background extra tier in S1
>pointless torture porn filler in S3
>bitchmode in S4-S7
>S5 arc repeated in S7 and S8
>S8 is just him coming back to pointlessly die
Isaac Ross
So Rhaegar elopes with Lyanna because he wants another kid, kickstarting a rebellion that costs tens of thousands of people their lives, to fulfill a prophecy that will save the world, even though all he needed to do was hire one Faceless Man and give him a Valyrian steel dagger?
Alexander Bell
>You're the problem
Funny how my properly calibrated 4K HDR display with all post-process bullshit disabled has zero problem with other cable broadcasts, UHD VODs, real-time 4K games, etc., but it's our fault when this one episode of this one show is too compressed and muddy for anyone to see anything.
>and also maybe HBO's bitrate
MAYBE?
Jaxson Rivera
he released the last video on like friday, this episode is an hour and half almost you brainlet
Austin Carter
robb is scum
Dominic Bailey
When did Sam get the designated Basedboy haircut?
Hudson Cruz
AYO NIGGA FINNA UPLOAD HISELF INTO SOME TREE INNERNETS N SHIET
Sebastian Young
lazy fucker who gives a shit about his loyal readers.
>GRRM is not your bitch
I started the books in 2005, fuck him
Joshua Morales
>we never see Arya kill the Waif
>the very next scene has her telling Jaqen that "a girl is Arya Stark" which he is happy to hear
What if the Waif legit did beat Arya and Jaqen is happy to see she has taken on Arya's face?
Austin Price
GaroStudios is the most based creator on youtube
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Adrian Wright
DABID
DABID WHAT IF WE
DABID WHAT IF WE SACRIFICE 100,000 DOTHRAKI FOR NO REASON DABID
DABID PLEASE
Luke Sanchez
Season 2 Theon was so fucking good. Alfie played that role to perfection.
Julian Walker
Depends on the person doing it.
Gabriel Allen
He saved sansa
Jack Kelly
What's the problem? The writers sound like low IQ trying very hard, and that's exactly my point.
I've watched the Inside Episode. The writers seem to have a superficial grasp of the characters but still want to write them decently, this time. They're asking themselves kindergarten questions, which is far better than "no questions at all" from season 7.
Benjamin Ward
I came from the the catalog to lift the siege and the Trippfags dipped their banners, and all bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.
Sebastian Murphy
CAV CHARGE IN THE DARK DABID
Hudson Hughes
>Long Night prequel
Literally why? It would be a repeat of the exact same conflict we just experienced
Ryan Rivera
Why did the other white walkers suddenly die when the night king died? they should have died via battle with all the valerian steel holders. such a shit anti climactic build up of valerian steel.
Matthew Morales
Azor Witch King
Grayson Kelly
I would give them the benefit of the doubt regarding the brightness, but what about all the confusing editing and jump cuts? I swear at some moments I couldn't tell what the fuck just happened, even while seeing the action.
Blake Martinez
Our threads do not archive so easily.
Asher Rodriguez
Bran is the NK, not this cuck.
Jason Collins
hahahahhahahahah fucking brilliant posts i cant handle this
Nicholas Price
>What if the Waif legit did beat Arya and Jaqen is happy to see she has taken on Arya's face?
Nah, Jaqen is just happy that Arya powered up so she can save westeros, you expect there to be consequences for fucking over the faceless men?
Hunter Ramirez
Apparently it has been axed. Thank go, the cast was 40% niggers, for no better reason than "muh diversity"
Henry Edwards
Who is this guy?
Oliver Smith
Why do you have a trip, seriously. You contribute nothing of value to anything.
Jace Russell
>he doesn't remember how to write, let alone how to conclude his story,
He writes Wildcards all the time.
Connor Campbell
Even worse now because we know how all of this is pretty much pointless.
Nolan Fisher
They're gonna fix it for the blu-ray anyway
Dominic Price
>No roberts rebellion
>No a dance of dragons
>No aegons conquest
>No dunk and egg
Jose Nelson
If lyanna wasn’t a giga thot that could just be happy with the 6’4 ultra Chad that worshiped the ground she walked on then none of this would have happened
Hudson Taylor
Haven't watched since Season 5, is this show still any good?
Justin Price
I'd be thrilled with a dunk and egg prequel desu
Luis Smith
>GoT is now good vs evil superhero show
What the fuck has happened
Oliver Fisher
Great. So Arya gets to be both Arya Stark and a Faceless Man with zero consequences. Remember when Robb Stark was brutally murdered because he wanted to cross the Twins but also wanted to marry Talisa/Jeyne? Neither do D&D.
Brayden Cook
see
Jackson Martin
b&r
Ethan Wilson
Where is my waifu?
Hunter Nelson
>muh Theon arc best in show
Theon should’ve been the one to kill Ramsey, not Jon or Sansa. Theon should’ve killed the NK.
Juan Long
Did Westeros have something against incest since Roberts Revolution or did they always find it repulsive and only the Targ monarchy married siblings?
Carter Bennett
She burned up all her strength. Also her job was done. It was shit though. #1 Im not sure shes mortal in the books. #2 She should have at least gone up in a fire immolation. Like at the moment things were at their worst she self immolated and forms a wall of fire above the pit or something for a few mins.
Jeremiah Russell
turns out what she really wanted was a pretty boy romantic rather than some lumbering "chad" who had a big dick and nothing else
even chads lose out to casanovas
Andrew Watson
>you can hear Brienne screaming for about half of S8E3
>Jaime thinks its hot
Its canon Jaime had a massive boner throughout the entire battle
Daniel Adams
There was no Waif, all of the people Arya met were the many faced god. Even her teacher.
Bentley Perez
thats my image and meemee im humbled
James Cook
Before last episode I would say it might still have a chance but i'm not sure anymore. You'd probably have a better time rewatching seasons 1-4.
Blake Howard
Remember when Jaime was constantly shat over, dismissed, and ignored because he killed the king that everyone hated.
Now Cersei killed the queen that everyone loved and no one says anything
Isaac Bell
Just like the northern lords forgot that their family and friends were also murdered at the red wedding. Also Jon was resurrected but that's no big deal.
Lincoln Hernandez
Ok. Sure the writing was pretty shitty last episode, but here's something I really don't get: WHY WAS JOHN ON A FUCKING DRAGON???
It doesn't make any fucking sense. He doesn't control the damn thing and he's literally useless up there. He's one of the best fighters in the whole show and he's just up there hanging on for dear life? Why?
That makes me so mad for some reason. It's all risk and no reward. If they had talked about it for two seconds they would have decided against it.
Dany: All right, Johnny boy, get on that dragon.
John: Why?
Danny: Oh yeah, I guess you're right. It won't listen to you and you'll probably fall off during the dragon fight. I guess we could use you on the ground.
Dylan Brooks
They weren't the many faced god, they were faceless men serving him, at least in season 5 there were. In season 6 it makes zero sense for that to be the case. They retconned the plot to make the Waif a legit terminator who wants to kill Arya.
Colton Reyes
D&D will redeem themself, im telling YA, in final episode some shit will happen and big twist with Bran and White Walkers,
Ayden Williams
How did we go from this
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to this?
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Jason Rodriguez
BUT DABID DRAGONS ARE COOLER THAN DIREWOLVES DABID
DABID WE GOTTA SHOW DRAGONS A LOT DABID
FUCK THE BUDGET DABID, DRAGONS FLYING IN THE AIR FOR 20% OF THE EPISODE DABID
Oliver Perez
why didn't they just build a valyrian steel nuke and just nuclear genocide wh*Te walkers lol
James Nguyen
yeah probably
probably won't make episode 3 any less shit though
Carson Wright
>jaime will die off-screen so arya can take his face and stab cersei without the normies suspecting it
Give me your reaction, /got/. Jaime taken out off-screen just like Stannis.
Ethan White
I wish you GOODFORTUNES in the wars to come.
David Stewart
Does anyone have the leak that was right?
Andrew Bell
Didn't they bring Ned's bones to Winterfell in season 2 or 3? Would be cool to see his mangled body getting out of the crypt.
Nolan Barnes
>most expensive season
>most of the money probably went into ep3 since it was the Long Night Battle
>it turns out most of the money went on CGI, only to be literally blacked so no one could see shit
>the other half of the fundings went straight into a ramp and some cables to lift a goblina and stab the most important villain in recent history of TV shows
what
the FUCK
Nolan Clark
She went back to her home planet because they needed her there
Aiden Nelson
>yfw Old Nan died before having to experience the shitshow that's the actual long night
William James
>a single tear rolls down Booby B's cheek
Never noticed that before
Ian James
What we still have is
>dany executes tyrion
>jon kills dany
>jaime dies (probably off-screen)
>arya kills cersei using his face
Jose Jackson
>tfw Arya appears behind the NK
post em
Angel Martinez
I think he was a shy neet for a long time, basically the same type of person who would be on this site here. highly intelligent and loved his work - until he got famous and had everything that was denied to him his whole life. Now that he got a taste of fame his motivation to prove himself and live in his dream worlds is gone...
Ayden Nelson
What is your answer when normies ask who is your favourite character?
tfw no good characters left, everyone is retarded now only good person left is Jaimie even he is second fiddle to waman
Dominic Butler
>Stick them with the pointy end
>What do we say to the God of Death?
Member Season 1?
Member Syrio Forel?
Member when this show was based on books written by a competent author instead of the hack directors?
Nicholas Mitchell
Bran used to be such a fucking qt.
Kevin Sanders
should have impregnated her on the spot with powerful seed
Caleb Rogers
R+C=G
Christopher Perez
Sebastian Kelly
>No Hodor in the Godswood taunting Bran as NK smirks
Levi Phillips
The Night King
Colton Perez
>PTSD Ridden Warriors suffering because they maimed and killed fellow honorable men and aren't even sure if the throne was worth it in the end
>Quip machines making dickjokes
Where did everything go so wrong
Jayden Robinson
I don't think so? In the books it's a minor plot point in the 5th book that Barbrey Dustin managed to intercept them because she was salty that Catelyn stole Brandon Stark from her.
Joseph Hill
Dragons are also cooler than direwolves because they actually grow over the course of 7 seasons instead of getting randomly smaller.
Noah Allen
should cheer you up
Logan Price
How many got youtubers have killed themselves yet?
Angel Anderson
always and forever
>tfw no hairy, unwashed wildling waifu to shove my face in her pissflaps
Nathaniel Wood
>No rains of castamere
Logan Murphy
>all the random ass quotes from earlier, better seasons
They really can't write good dialogue, do they
Oliver James
>Now Cersei killed the queen that everyone loved and no one says anything
Just remembering the entire High Sparrow plotline makes me shake my head. Not to mention all the Houses and smallfolk in the South seem nonexistent in the show.
Logan Campbell
What? It sucks. They all suck. It's so clear that nobody gives a fuck about this season anymore. All the shills still love it. And black man and Preston both disliked it in the most unenthusiastic way possible. Literally the only person that made a big fuss about it was fucking AngryJoe of all people. It's so clear that Preston has stopped caring, and that ASoIaF nigger has ascended to Dune now.
Luke Thomas
LF. I don't give a fuck about their opinion.
Cameron Bell
I thought she was where Theon was
Lucas Myers
great body but that man face needs a paper bag over it.
Matthew Nguyen
>that second video
God I need more of this
Benjamin Smith
Tywin "The greatest King this Realm has ever had" Lannister
Cameron Campbell
She got merc'd in the crypts, did nobody notice?
Eli Carter
>sansa as john lemon
>sansa gets asian gf and destroys the stark house from within
based
Joseph Jones
Didn't she get eviscerated and stabbed multiple times?
How does one walk away from that kinda trauma and not develop sepsis?
Landon Baker
So is this just going to end with Cersei wanting to burn everyone with wildfire and Jaime killing her?
Colton Carter
Based
Julian Parker
I've come to that point where Qyburn is unironically my favorite character.
Jackson Cruz
>GODS THE SHOW WAS GOOD THEN
Joshua Jones
NK
Eli Turner
That's a yikes from me.
Tyler Hall
NO. READ ABOVE.
JAIME DIES OFF-SCREEN.
ARYA TAKES HIS FACE.
ARYA KILLS CERSEI AS JAIME.
PROPHECY FULFILLED.
Nathan Foster
>girl has nothing to counter argue
>resorts to throwing buzzwords
sounds about right
Bentley Nelson
Finally, an intelligent analysis.
Connor Price
That would require the casting agent to look up old characters and contact the actors who have moved on
You think too high of hbo
Jose Young
>worgs into a gorilla
Joshua Moore
Guys, why the fuck did they left all the Unsullied right in front of the fire ? I know they are supposed to cover the retreat but when everybody left they just stay here and get assraped by the world war z
Nathaniel Howard
I wonder if they have the balls to execute all these lords that refused to help for treason.
Jace Clark
YAAAAS! I hope they don't spend any time setting it up so it can be a surprise!
Jason Watson
How does Dani's hair look so fab during all of this? Who is doing her curls?
Justin Richardson
>teehee I’m in the show that you like teehee
>I sing songs and they like me teehee
>teehee
Parker Jones
Jon does control Rhaegal, though. Rhaegal did what Jon wanted him to do.
Why D&D decided that Jon learning about his parentage after he rode a dragon for the first time was a good idea, is anybody's guest.
Adam Hughes
what?
Anthony Davis
holy shit this is so dumb, i saw another one that said the nk "turned off" the ww and thats why they didnt react to flying ninja
David Russell
back when the show had balls
Easton Nelson
you also need to remember the wall was built out of fucking ice, you fucking retarded autist
Cameron Morgan
I was expecting them to go on Nymeria because it checked all the categories
>See dragons as they destroy Rhyonars
>Strong woman lead, uses males rulers to her benefit and scorns patriarchal pirates
>plenty of different locations to generate via CGI
>Plenty of death of her people to insert some companions to shock the audience
>Muh refugees welcome
and yet we ended up with the Long Night, D&D can't even jew a franchise right
Henry Ortiz
All the memeing in these threads almost makes me forget Bobby B was great in the show, his actor as well.
Juan Carter
>b-bran is useless
>t-t-there’s no way Arya could have made it that far undetected
Brainlets
Landon Price
When? I don't see it
Tyler Torres
>No RULES OF NATURE final fight between Jaime and the NK
Angel Hughes
fucking this
Jackson Smith
straight up just jayden smith
John Stewart
Daniel King
Azor Preston
Aiden Richardson
>the final battle is Cleganebowl
Who saw this outcome
Andrew Martinez
Impressive art.
Colton Cruz
The "I can't even remember what she looked like" scene is pure unadulterated kino.
Levi Brooks
Not enough
Samuel Howard
actually it would redeem that episode easily, the problem with EP3 is literally only the way how Night King was defeated.
Hunter Powell
>Last lord commander of the nightswatch
>last of the crows to hold his vows
>The wall broke before the watch did
Was Edd the unsung hero of the story
Yes he was
Daniel Garcia
I don't blame them, it's hard to care. I remember being butthurt in S4 and S5, and about how mishandled Robb and Cat were once Talisa entered the picture. But ever since S5 it was clear that the show is never going to get better. It's fun to make fun of it, and it is annoying to see normies eat up this retarded horseshit, but it's impossible to feel the same passion I had back when the show had redeemable qualities.
Sebastian Richardson
Ep 4 is hey queen bitch we gon rek shit up
Ep 5 the battle
Ep 6 the happy ever after epilogue
Colton Cooper
>Instead of a dumb frontal charge like the Dothraki, the Golden Company cavalry goes on a deep flank and assassinates all the White Walker lieutenants watching from afar. Euron shows up with the Ironborn carrying the Iron Fleet ships 200 miles inland where they spit jets of Wildfire Byzantine-style, consuming the Dead in a green flame. When the Night King arrives on Viserion, Qyburn launches Gregor out of a trebuchet and he cleaves Viserion clean in two with a giant Valyrian steel greatsword forged from Red Rain, Nightfall, and Lady Forlorn. The Night King falls hundreds of feet and does a superhero landing, but he turns around and Euron lops his head off with a giant Valyrian axe. Then Euron pulls the Night King's pants down and mocks the size of his member.
Jason Cox
At around 1:30 on his left cheek
Brayden Cox
Jojen paste
Colton Foster
If only people had the right settings on their TV they would have seen this.
Bentley Cox
>and thats why they didnt react to flying ninja
But they did react
It just makes everything worse desu
Landon Jenkins
>the respectful nod to Barristan
>even one of the greatest swordsmen of the realm sees Barristan as a legend
Can’t believe they wasted Selmy’s character the way they did
Chase Martinez
better than 90% of /ic/
Jonathan Flores
>You know Remember what Tyrion was like before he became a Quipmachine
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Ryder Nguyen
I get frustrated with people, in the year of our lord 2019, looking for lore explanations or formulating theories about the show. D&D don't care about internal consistency - they'll tell the story they want to tell, and will ignore the lore if it gets in their way. Not a complaint, but that's just the way it is.
Bentley Perez
To be fair to them I did like that scene. It's not crazy to think that they would do that.
Jayden Wright
God I fucking hate it when people go out of their way and come up with completely ridiculous crap to explain shit writing and then smugly say "see? everything is perfectly logical".
Charles Rivera
That's him spitting, user
Nathaniel Jones
the whole episode was fucking dumb, almost every character is swarmed by wights multiple times and they survive
Kayden Anderson
LOOKS SO COOL ON SCREEN DABID
Mason Jones
wtf she had the chin even when she wasn't fat
Ethan Thomas
Get fucked lady
Charles Rivera
I still can't believe that's real
William Peterson
THE WALL OF WINTERFELL YOU MONGRELING NIGGER
Liam Foster
...
Carter Sanchez
>When the Night King arrives on Viserion, Qyburn launches Gregor out of a trebuchet and he cleaves Viserion clean
Jaxson Murphy
>spitting
>rolls down his cheek in a curve
It also looks like a CG tear.
Leo Lewis
it was the biggest problem absolutely
>only
hell naw
Thomas Wright
>Dick.
>Dick?
>Cock
>Cock!
>Gay
>No u
Jacob Sullivan
based and dukepilled
Ryder Barnes
I will never get over him dying and Sam the sniveling faggot living. Why are we supposed to pretend the character or the actor is good? The actor is a fat faggot with no self control, the character even worse. Fuck them.
Jayden Foster
No he doesn't. When does he ever learn to control it? It's never established that he does and he never learns that dragon language either. As far as we know on the show, he's just up there hanging on for dear life for absolutely no reason.
Leo Collins
My favorite character still alive is Sandor who also is a popular pick for normies so it's fine
Adam Hall
>implying they won't cuck us out of cleganebowl because subversion
don't get your hopes up
Christian Stewart
My bad, you're right. I was seeing him spit at 1:26 when he says "put" and assumed that's what you meant.
Angel Kelly
Why normies have lack of criticism? In (all russian) social media people think that episode was great, on boards anons can imagine how dumb Dabib&D are, biggest fan community (7kingdoms) separated in opinions.
I don't know what more retarded. This or that it most reasonable explanation.
Luis Mitchell
John Bradley is a classically trained actor who only stayed fat because he was under contract to do so, if you check his recent pictures he lost a lot of the weight since filming ended
Carter Cook
It probably goes like his
>somehow Jaime and Arya end up squaring off
>cuts away
>later we see bloodstained Jaime come back to Cersei
>plebs go WHOA JAMIE KILL AAYA?
>they exchange lovetalk
>Jamie comes near
>kills cersei
>takes off mask
>IT WUZ ARYA ALL ALONG
Xavier Reed
She was always a chinlet, the fat just makes it more pronounced. Speaking of fat bitches, I miss book Fat Walda. I wanted a buddly, talkative, party animal Walda grabbing Edmure by the cock, lauging at her spinster sisters, and enthusiastically fucking Roose. Would have made the Winterfell plot a little less shit.
Caleb Lopez
Scared the children
Charles Peterson
youtu.be
I will never forget this part. It's still my favorite reaction of his to anything from GoT. This was when I knew GoT was going down a dark path.
Colton Hill
>only way to maintain some semblance of Fire/Ice duality is to have Arya kill Drogon too
Based
Normies don't base their opinion on something based on its quality. They base its quality on whether they like it or not.
They already decided they like Game of Thrones, so they will see any episode as being good because they like it.
Liam Parker
im partial to this one
Gavin Flores
He would've been a good character if he had actually lost his weight throughout the show as a result of being put in such a harsh enviroment and deadly situations.
Brody Miller
Imagine melly sounding your urethra in some fucked up ritualistic femdom ceremony omg
Logan Morris
>Charges into a zombie hoard head on instead of just flanking it and creating major losses for the WW
What did he mean by this?
Jacob Campbell
You just know they will make the Golden Company absolutely pathethic like they did to the unsullied
Aaron Reed
They never showed them together, it was one guy switching places.
Sebastian Jenkins
Having his parentage revealed unlocked his innate immune to fire damage skill.
Easton Butler
>righting
Ok fuckwit
Samuel Jones
they had to save budget and get rid of trained horseman extras and their horses
Kevin Richardson
He looks like a fucking cartoon character and he's not even acting in GoT, just being himself. If I saw him in anything else, actually being good, I'd change my mind but until then he's a piece of shit. Why are we supposed to pretend to like fat people just because they're fat?
Also is he from a rich family or something? He has no talent at first glance.
Brody Bennett
>The only character that didn't have any of his awesomeness spoiled by the series hack writing
I guess there's a benefit to dying early
Charles Gutierrez
The first actor for Daario Naharis could easily play Prince Sigvald from Warhammer.
Parker Sanders
>Perhaps, in the end... MY people couldn't fight
Luke Cook
youtube.com
I always loved this one.
Landon Hill
So how is your mum?
Jonathan Young
F
Matthew Thomas
>They never showed them together
But they did.
Jaxson Cooper
>was under contract to do so
Sauce?
Jacob Brown
And then Arya was a god
Blake Davis
Because a lot of the people who watch the show relate to being a fat cowardly useless piece of shit who has no social skills. That's literally the only reason he's still alive and the only reason he's such an important character. GRRM even said that out of all the characters, he relates to him the most. It's a way for all the losers of the world to relate to something in the world of GOT.
Camden Fisher
AND THEY RUN WHEN SUN COMES UP
ALIIIIIVE
Dominic Moore
Luke Cruz
The one true Azor Ahai
Nathaniel Clark
did the dragon john rode die? or what exactly happened , it was all so dark what a shitty episode all in all desu
And i bought the Amazon version so why would it still be so fucking dark and shitty
Luis Turner
>people just now realizing that Game of Thrones' color grading is fucking awful
It has been shit for YEARS.
Thomas Flores
You have to think like a soulless executive. It would be a repeat of the exact same conflict we just experienced = $$$
Benjamin Davis
No, he is in ep. 4 preview.
Aiden Fisher
Reborn so many times Azor Ahai doesn't have shit on him.
Ryder Mitchell
i forgot about this. this was the official ending of the show, devolving into shit writing and accepting retarded requests to be in the show from goblin celebs
Aiden Hall
>implying the Lion of the NIght didn't start his attack at the same time
Tyler Miller
Reminder Game of Thrones is what happens when you hire women writers
Parker Lewis
>the ending would have to involve the CotF and the First Men coming together to push the WW threat north, and build the wall
Already confirmed to have a significantly better ending than goblina jumping out of thin air
Brody Gomez
youtube.com
he saved us
Samuel Campbell
It's assumed he flew away after the crash landing. And he didn't sustain much damage compared to Drogon. You can see in the promo that Rhaegal seems the same as he was ( only limited frames though ) but Drogon seems to have holes in in wings, got roughed up a bit etc.
Joseph Rogers
Did you notice they probably meant him in the scene with Bronn and whores in the first episode of the season? Fucking disgrace.
Parker Perry
>Last episode
>Everybody partying
>Cut to Slavers' Bay
>Lion of Night's horde attacks and destroy everything
Christopher Allen
D&D are women?
Owen Thomas
Game of Thrones hasn't had a female writer since season 3 and hasn't had a female director since season 4.
Jonathan Kelly
She wasn't, but she was a chosen of the god to become one of his faces.
Everything that happened to her was part of his machinations.
Robert Smith
>implying your expectations weren't subverted with that misspelling
Noah Perry
numales are women
Daniel Fisher
>people claim S08E02 was any good
plebs, all of them
Joseph Roberts
Okay. Game of Thrones is what happens when you fire women writers.
Grayson Ward
It doesn't have female writers but the show IS aimed primarily at women
So it's not surprising the battles are quickly glossed over and the ebin moment given to the badass girl so they can get back to relationship drama and soap opera shit next episode.
Leo James
well, when I saw that guy turning zombie I knew he had a familiar face but I never really remembered him from any scene
based and northpilled
Kevin Fisher
they chose it because its the safest story to tell, it has white walkers and a hero that makes alliances to defend westeros from the others. it's just the same shit as GoT.
Carter Richardson
FOR YOUR KING
Charles Cox
okay thanks , but why didn't he return to the battlefield and fight the undead dragon? what did D&D think
Nolan Walker
patrician
Jacob Nguyen
/got/ saved the show bros
we did it.
youtu.be
dah boiz
Ayden Gomez
I killed her wildling husband and she mistook me for her babe and I sucked at her teet for the entire battle
Kevin Moore
F
Ethan Johnson
Did you have sex with her? If not, she's right.
Liam Carter
Sansa reaction shots in the wall is the worst drop of quality of the show.
All characters either charming or boring are now reduced to merely reaction generator to the CGI
Nathan Hill
>You are truly lost, Theon Greyjoy.
Just for Theon to die doing nothing, his biggest accomplishment being getting Sansa out of Winterfell.
David Cox
Imagine when Sam was being swarmed by wights and Jon had to make the heartwrenching decision to forgo saving his friend for the greater good, Sam actually died. Hell, same with every other named character who got utterly surrounded by wights but managed to live even though their arc was finished. Climactic battle my ass, hardly anyone of worth died beyond Theon and Jorah. The show ironically is too afraid to kill off people now.
Matthew Nelson
>mass suicide at burlington bar
well done
Parker Johnson
>same guy
OH NO NO NO
Angel Murphy
shit even Bronn was written better then
Joseph Morgan
>fire female stuff
>show becomes shit
Really makes you think.
Landon Torres
Game of Thrones was at its best in season 1, which had no battles, and season 2 which had one battle with more character drama than any of the others have had. The battles are the problem, they're having a number of them just for the sake of having them at this point. The "soap opera" aspect of the show has been gone for years, if we got the talking heads of the first few seasons of the show and the writing quality associated with them, this show might actually be half decent still.
Alexander Bell
the music lines up so well it's retarded
David Morgan
>Reminder Game of Thrones is what happens when you hire jewish writers
ftfy
Dominic Evans
No idea. I think he's bonded to Jon now and Jon didn't really need him anymore. And Rhaegal doesn't hold anymore loyalties to Dany. It looks like he reappears and Dany pets him but I think this will be the moment he fucks off from her in favour of Jon.
James Hernandez
Fucking infuriating. This battle has been shilled for years and in the end it's just a retarded CGI fest with no consequences.
Easton Peterson
fucking based
Ian Sullivan
It still baffles me that Jon flew a fucking dragon in the first episode and Dany didn't for a moment think it was a bit weird. The scene makes no sense, why would Dany even for a moment think Jon could ride him? Why would she even offer? And why would she do so in such a casual manner, like it's normal? Why is Jon's response just mild pushback and then acceptance? Did anyone think about that scene for more than 30 seconds?
Luke Turner
I noticed that too. But wasn't Ed Sheeran's character the one they referred to getting his eyelids burnt off?
Anthony Wilson
goddamn this scene alone is better than 2/3rds of last episode, i miss his actor so much
John Lopez
Fool, she was wearing her trusty plot armor underneath her skin
Jeremiah Thompson
F
Sebastian Peterson
Yes it is.
The scene was just looking good with the lights going dark... but it was stupid to do that.
Kayden Wright
No idea. Especially that in the inside the episode they clearly said that only Targaryens can ride dragons. It's like they've pushed the limits from retards and striving for drooling brain damage territory.
Andrew Jones
>jon snow will rule
Sansa will
Daniel Powell
Because characters don't drive the plot anymore; the plot drives the characters.
If Daario had come to Westeros, she would never have even considered letting him fly the dragon, nor assume it possible. However, the plot demanded that Jon rode a dragon, so the scene was made to happen, whether or not it made sense. The show is just disconnected moments that are being forcibly tied together in the laziest, most poorly thought out way possible at this point.
Samuel Sullivan
Holy shit how does the music line up so well with the scenes of Bronn shooting the dragon?
William Sanders
...Because the guy who edited timed it that way?
Caleb Cooper
congratulations night king, you are now game of thrones
Gavin Diaz
yep
Levi Murphy
This is how it usually goes.
>Who's your favourite character then mate?
Erm.
>Tyrion? Khaleesi?
Yeah.
Tbh, I was a Jonfag. (Till my expectations got (((subverted))).) But it seems a bit cliched when you say it out loud and I always tried to think of someone less obvious just to be different.
Gavin Diaz
>bad poosy
I forgot how bad the past three seasons really were
Connor Cruz
>that sound with which all zombies open their eyes