/got/

Proofs?

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melly is slut

>even Galavant had a higher stakes final battle than this shit
WAKE ME UP

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with melly dead, are there any good tits left? can't even jerk off to anyone on this show anymore.

what about Trant and the Freys?

She'll come back with Littlefinger, Stannis and the Night King

S8E03 "The Long Night" ending

the grieving continues

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filler

>complete missed opportunity to have some old characters come back as undead

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I looked for you in the catalog

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How did the dragon not burn Jon alive? Is it really able to control the flames that well to burn everything around him except him?

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Good. Are waifufags sad?

She wasn't killed on screen, right? I don't believe in off screen kills anymore because at one point almost every single character was swarmed but still survived somehow.

This bit unironically ruined the "surprise" though...

>who?
t. dabid

And they say ahegao isn't sexy

aaagggghhhhhhhhh...

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>She wasn't killed on screen, right?
Nigga she turned to dust and returned with the NK tof the DUSTY MESA

Already posted it last threas, but wouldn't it be a smart move if the NK just flew over the ocean so he can surprise buttfuck the entire world? He could just create a second army coming from the south while the first army comes from the north. All that stopped him from doing that was his inability to swim, but he got a fucking dragon.

hes immune to fire LOL

Suspend your brain.

Moments earlier the dragon breath was powerful enough to destroy walls

Then, a mighty broken pillar stopped it

>Good guys army is smashed by cersei
>Main characters are about to be executed by zombmountain
>Bran smirks and wargs
>Suddenly, the mountains eyes turn blue
>The corpses of those killed in battle begin to rise
>And who, are you

That would take it a step lower in my mind. All the main characters surviving is bad enough. What are the fucking odds of spotting some familiar faces in the army?

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Because they listened to criticism. And because season 7 was that bad.

Look, I'm not defending the competence of the writers. But I really think they're trying more, at least in the beginning of this season. Jamie and Tyrion interactions were decent. Sansa and Daenys' talk was decent. Sansa's reaction to her brother foregoing being king of the north was decent. They fucked up big time with Arya, but Lyanna was decent, though her death a little too fanservicey.

My point is that I truly believe they're trying more in that season. The collective IQ is still in the single digits, but at least they're applying themselves because they know they fucked up.

Is he the most competent northern Lord?
>chills at Deepwood Motte and doesn't waste any troops on a battle where any additional number of troops doesn't make any difference

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What did she do during the battle?

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It's not his fault, he only had nine years!

lol

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THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A NIGHT KING

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Quit memeing me and tell me if she did.

Improved ending for anyone who hasn't been following the threads today:
youtu.be/WD4JiKZGOa4

If you look closely he have some injuries in the neck with blue flames who are going outside

xth to Dab King

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She was, she got killed like that dude from Riddick.
youtube.com/watch?v=6VG9ZlEFDds

Reminder that we got fucking robbed of an, if nothing else, phenomenal-looking production because HBO broadcast at YouTube 720p tier quality. Production stills and set photos paint a very different picture than what you pay them every month for.

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I sucked her milkers to reduce her profile so she could move with greater agility and stealth. It was dark in the crypts so I didn't need to look at that face.

>mfw almost all the wildlings, all the Night's Watch members, Jon, Jojen, the previous Three-Eyed Raven, Hodor, Summer, Viserion, House Umber, almost all the Dothraki
and Unsullied who crossed the Narrow Sea, plenty of Northerners, Stannis, Shireen, Selyse, the Children of the Forest and countless others died so Bran can give his teleporting goblin sister a dagger and wait in a forest as bait
>mfw people think this is good righting because it subverts expectations

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>mfw a girl unironically called me a sexist last night for criticizing ep3 and Arya killing the NK

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Why didn't NK just fly over the battlefield and dragon fire Bran?

Woe to /theusurper/ if we had been. Your thread would lay beneath the archive if we were.

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In any other story that wasn't about to end, he would be the court mage who dabbles in necromancy and finally turns all the people in the city.
But there's barely any episodes left, he'll die.

Also the GRIMDARK smudgy imagery in general to save on budget

The only meme is the Dusty Mesa part, she actually turned to dust at the end of the pisode (after she took her amulet off).

Holy shit, just saw episode three
Some give Maisie Williams a fucking Emmy already!

>no headless undead in the crypts

yes she fucking takes off the gem and walks off into the fucking snow and collapses
she's fucking dead kiddo, did you see the episode?

>Pretending you've ever talked to a girl let alone gone outside
Stay salty incel!

>If Ned, Robert and their band of faggots had fallen, Jon would be King right now and never had to suffer a hard life
>Lannisters probably would have become irrelevant

fuck the North, Rhaegar and his boys were the true protagonists

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He cute

>talking to females

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Yikes

Reminder: Fire trenches are good for battlefield control against undead.

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>8 years of tv fucking wasted

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NO WAIT WAIT WAIT CHECK THEM AAGGGHHHH

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I know it's a shitpost but this is the kinda shit DABID would come up with.

Ser Jannie slew your thread with a golden mouse, and I wondered where you were.

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>Naruto
Arya

>Sakura
Sansa

>Sasuke
Bran

>Pain
Night King

>Kakashi
Jon Snow

>3rd hokage
Eddard Stark

>Orochimaru
Cersei

Why did she die? It made no sense

remember when arya got stabbed in the gut and then jumped into a canal and didn't get infected haha

this Theon tribute made me tear up. im lame

youtube.com/watch?v=gOO_JKJDubg

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What shitpost? It's blatantly obvious that this is exactly what they plan to do.

>ywn sniff smelly melly's braps that she uses as a trick to start fires

>ayo dis like *sucks teeth* i mean dis shit like *rewatches the rape* like sum *it's beautiful btw* dis like sum fire and ice song and shiiiiiiieeeeett

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>scenes men will never understand

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The war for the dawn was over, Nd she served her purpose

>every leftist article ever

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I got that from ep2 inside the episode where they talk about the scene around the map table and Weiss seems so proud about finally having a scene where the characters talk about what their plans and intentions are.

at 3:14
youtu.be/qylr69wqx20?t=194

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post your face when littlefinger is really dead because he was ummm bad, and night king as well
and now they will just kill cersei for happy ending and jon snow will rule

What are your honest thoughts on GRRM as a person?

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Far away, or /got/ would yet sit atop page 1, and also our false poster would burn in the seven archives.

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bait

>Jon would be King right now and never had to suffer a hard life
Rhaegar might still be alive actually.

>TV show that you can't watch on your TV
BRAVO HBO

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AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH

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kek holy fuck this is gold
how do D&D legitimately not realize how fucking stupid they sound with their surface level "breakdowns" of the episodes

nuoauw ittenns

>All those Tywin-Arya scenes from season 2 are forever ruined

Oh duh. Sorry, but I tried to forget as much as I could.

Faggot for not FINISHING THE FUCKING BOOKS AND LETTING THIS SHIT HAPPEN.

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>B-But at least the boo-
"Noh!".

GRRM is a piece of lard who will never EVER finish his books. The fat has clotted his brain to the point he doesn't remember how to write, let alone how to conclude his story, and will probably kill him the next time he goes for a light jog. He probably didn't even write a single page of Winds of Winter. I could write a 500 page critic of "The (8 hours) Long Night" faster than George "Rotund Retard" Martin can write a single sentence on a character's shit's consistency.
No, he will die alone in his fat-palace, knowing his life's work has been fucked into the ground. Because that's how it will be remembered. It will be remembered as the show, and everyone will assume that's what the Fatman had intended for his ending. 20 good men, finger in the bum, le balls and wine's cock XD... That is Gurrm's Legacy.
Fuck this shitshow, Fuck this gay earth, Fuck Daniel and David.
And most of all FUCK YOU GEORGE.

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>STILL no video
lmao its over for him

Their commentaries are always gold. Most of the time they just sit and look at actors act in awe of how they're able to emote on command.

>jon snow will rule
Don't forget
>Arya kills the mountain and cersei
>Fill the rest with funny one liners.

GIRL YOU KNOW I WANT YOUR LOVE
YOUR LOVE WAS HANDMADE FOR SOMEBODY LIKE ME

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Remember when Meilisandre killed Shireen for some reason

ok, who

>tfw Theon was only really interesting and conflicted in S2
It's true.
>background extra tier in S1
>pointless torture porn filler in S3
>bitchmode in S4-S7
>S5 arc repeated in S7 and S8
>S8 is just him coming back to pointlessly die

So Rhaegar elopes with Lyanna because he wants another kid, kickstarting a rebellion that costs tens of thousands of people their lives, to fulfill a prophecy that will save the world, even though all he needed to do was hire one Faceless Man and give him a Valyrian steel dagger?

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>You're the problem
Funny how my properly calibrated 4K HDR display with all post-process bullshit disabled has zero problem with other cable broadcasts, UHD VODs, real-time 4K games, etc., but it's our fault when this one episode of this one show is too compressed and muddy for anyone to see anything.
>and also maybe HBO's bitrate
MAYBE?

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he released the last video on like friday, this episode is an hour and half almost you brainlet

robb is scum

When did Sam get the designated Basedboy haircut?

AYO NIGGA FINNA UPLOAD HISELF INTO SOME TREE INNERNETS N SHIET

lazy fucker who gives a shit about his loyal readers.

>GRRM is not your bitch

I started the books in 2005, fuck him

>we never see Arya kill the Waif
>the very next scene has her telling Jaqen that "a girl is Arya Stark" which he is happy to hear
What if the Waif legit did beat Arya and Jaqen is happy to see she has taken on Arya's face?

GaroStudios is the most based creator on youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=yYw2hcEDIzw&t=1s

DABID

DABID WHAT IF WE

DABID WHAT IF WE SACRIFICE 100,000 DOTHRAKI FOR NO REASON DABID

DABID PLEASE

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Season 2 Theon was so fucking good. Alfie played that role to perfection.

Depends on the person doing it.

He saved sansa

What's the problem? The writers sound like low IQ trying very hard, and that's exactly my point.

I've watched the Inside Episode. The writers seem to have a superficial grasp of the characters but still want to write them decently, this time. They're asking themselves kindergarten questions, which is far better than "no questions at all" from season 7.

I came from the the catalog to lift the siege and the Trippfags dipped their banners, and all bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.

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CAV CHARGE IN THE DARK DABID

>Long Night prequel

Literally why? It would be a repeat of the exact same conflict we just experienced

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Why did the other white walkers suddenly die when the night king died? they should have died via battle with all the valerian steel holders. such a shit anti climactic build up of valerian steel.

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Azor Witch King

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I would give them the benefit of the doubt regarding the brightness, but what about all the confusing editing and jump cuts? I swear at some moments I couldn't tell what the fuck just happened, even while seeing the action.

Our threads do not archive so easily.

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Bran is the NK, not this cuck.

hahahahhahahahah fucking brilliant posts i cant handle this

>What if the Waif legit did beat Arya and Jaqen is happy to see she has taken on Arya's face?

Nah, Jaqen is just happy that Arya powered up so she can save westeros, you expect there to be consequences for fucking over the faceless men?

Apparently it has been axed. Thank go, the cast was 40% niggers, for no better reason than "muh diversity"

Who is this guy?

Why do you have a trip, seriously. You contribute nothing of value to anything.

>he doesn't remember how to write, let alone how to conclude his story,
He writes Wildcards all the time.

Even worse now because we know how all of this is pretty much pointless.

They're gonna fix it for the blu-ray anyway

>No roberts rebellion
>No a dance of dragons
>No aegons conquest
>No dunk and egg

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If lyanna wasn’t a giga thot that could just be happy with the 6’4 ultra Chad that worshiped the ground she walked on then none of this would have happened

Haven't watched since Season 5, is this show still any good?

I'd be thrilled with a dunk and egg prequel desu

>GoT is now good vs evil superhero show
What the fuck has happened

Great. So Arya gets to be both Arya Stark and a Faceless Man with zero consequences. Remember when Robb Stark was brutally murdered because he wanted to cross the Twins but also wanted to marry Talisa/Jeyne? Neither do D&D.

see

b&r

Where is my waifu?

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>muh Theon arc best in show

Theon should’ve been the one to kill Ramsey, not Jon or Sansa. Theon should’ve killed the NK.

Did Westeros have something against incest since Roberts Revolution or did they always find it repulsive and only the Targ monarchy married siblings?

She burned up all her strength. Also her job was done. It was shit though. #1 Im not sure shes mortal in the books. #2 She should have at least gone up in a fire immolation. Like at the moment things were at their worst she self immolated and forms a wall of fire above the pit or something for a few mins.

turns out what she really wanted was a pretty boy romantic rather than some lumbering "chad" who had a big dick and nothing else

even chads lose out to casanovas

>you can hear Brienne screaming for about half of S8E3
>Jaime thinks its hot

Its canon Jaime had a massive boner throughout the entire battle

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There was no Waif, all of the people Arya met were the many faced god. Even her teacher.

thats my image and meemee im humbled

Before last episode I would say it might still have a chance but i'm not sure anymore. You'd probably have a better time rewatching seasons 1-4.

Remember when Jaime was constantly shat over, dismissed, and ignored because he killed the king that everyone hated.

Now Cersei killed the queen that everyone loved and no one says anything

Just like the northern lords forgot that their family and friends were also murdered at the red wedding. Also Jon was resurrected but that's no big deal.

Ok. Sure the writing was pretty shitty last episode, but here's something I really don't get: WHY WAS JOHN ON A FUCKING DRAGON???

It doesn't make any fucking sense. He doesn't control the damn thing and he's literally useless up there. He's one of the best fighters in the whole show and he's just up there hanging on for dear life? Why?

That makes me so mad for some reason. It's all risk and no reward. If they had talked about it for two seconds they would have decided against it.

Dany: All right, Johnny boy, get on that dragon.
John: Why?
Danny: Oh yeah, I guess you're right. It won't listen to you and you'll probably fall off during the dragon fight. I guess we could use you on the ground.

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They weren't the many faced god, they were faceless men serving him, at least in season 5 there were. In season 6 it makes zero sense for that to be the case. They retconned the plot to make the Waif a legit terminator who wants to kill Arya.

D&D will redeem themself, im telling YA, in final episode some shit will happen and big twist with Bran and White Walkers,

How did we go from this
youtube.com/watch?v=q6GW03WsFgU
to this?
youtube.com/watch?v=0SUV6PZj60U

BUT DABID DRAGONS ARE COOLER THAN DIREWOLVES DABID
DABID WE GOTTA SHOW DRAGONS A LOT DABID
FUCK THE BUDGET DABID, DRAGONS FLYING IN THE AIR FOR 20% OF THE EPISODE DABID

why didn't they just build a valyrian steel nuke and just nuclear genocide wh*Te walkers lol

yeah probably

probably won't make episode 3 any less shit though

>jaime will die off-screen so arya can take his face and stab cersei without the normies suspecting it
Give me your reaction, /got/. Jaime taken out off-screen just like Stannis.

I wish you GOODFORTUNES in the wars to come.

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Does anyone have the leak that was right?

Didn't they bring Ned's bones to Winterfell in season 2 or 3? Would be cool to see his mangled body getting out of the crypt.

>most expensive season
>most of the money probably went into ep3 since it was the Long Night Battle
>it turns out most of the money went on CGI, only to be literally blacked so no one could see shit
>the other half of the fundings went straight into a ramp and some cables to lift a goblina and stab the most important villain in recent history of TV shows

what
the FUCK

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She went back to her home planet because they needed her there

>yfw Old Nan died before having to experience the shitshow that's the actual long night

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>a single tear rolls down Booby B's cheek
Never noticed that before

What we still have is
>dany executes tyrion
>jon kills dany
>jaime dies (probably off-screen)
>arya kills cersei using his face

>tfw Arya appears behind the NK
post em

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I think he was a shy neet for a long time, basically the same type of person who would be on this site here. highly intelligent and loved his work - until he got famous and had everything that was denied to him his whole life. Now that he got a taste of fame his motivation to prove himself and live in his dream worlds is gone...

What is your answer when normies ask who is your favourite character?

tfw no good characters left, everyone is retarded now only good person left is Jaimie even he is second fiddle to waman

>Stick them with the pointy end
>What do we say to the God of Death?
Member Season 1?
Member Syrio Forel?
Member when this show was based on books written by a competent author instead of the hack directors?

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Bran used to be such a fucking qt.

should have impregnated her on the spot with powerful seed

R+C=G

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LADS

youtu.be/DQAuI015FbE
youtu.be/DQAuI015FbE
youtu.be/DQAuI015FbE

>No Hodor in the Godswood taunting Bran as NK smirks

The Night King

>PTSD Ridden Warriors suffering because they maimed and killed fellow honorable men and aren't even sure if the throne was worth it in the end

>Quip machines making dickjokes

Where did everything go so wrong

I don't think so? In the books it's a minor plot point in the 5th book that Barbrey Dustin managed to intercept them because she was salty that Catelyn stole Brandon Stark from her.

Dragons are also cooler than direwolves because they actually grow over the course of 7 seasons instead of getting randomly smaller.

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youtu.be/cGh3s0lPxCQ

should cheer you up

How many got youtubers have killed themselves yet?

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always and forever
>tfw no hairy, unwashed wildling waifu to shove my face in her pissflaps

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>No rains of castamere

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>all the random ass quotes from earlier, better seasons

They really can't write good dialogue, do they

>Now Cersei killed the queen that everyone loved and no one says anything
Just remembering the entire High Sparrow plotline makes me shake my head. Not to mention all the Houses and smallfolk in the South seem nonexistent in the show.

What? It sucks. They all suck. It's so clear that nobody gives a fuck about this season anymore. All the shills still love it. And black man and Preston both disliked it in the most unenthusiastic way possible. Literally the only person that made a big fuss about it was fucking AngryJoe of all people. It's so clear that Preston has stopped caring, and that ASoIaF nigger has ascended to Dune now.

LF. I don't give a fuck about their opinion.

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I thought she was where Theon was

great body but that man face needs a paper bag over it.

>that second video
God I need more of this

Tywin "The greatest King this Realm has ever had" Lannister

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She got merc'd in the crypts, did nobody notice?

>sansa as john lemon
>sansa gets asian gf and destroys the stark house from within
based

Didn't she get eviscerated and stabbed multiple times?
How does one walk away from that kinda trauma and not develop sepsis?

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So is this just going to end with Cersei wanting to burn everyone with wildfire and Jaime killing her?

Based

I've come to that point where Qyburn is unironically my favorite character.

>GODS THE SHOW WAS GOOD THEN

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NK

That's a yikes from me.

NO. READ ABOVE.
JAIME DIES OFF-SCREEN.
ARYA TAKES HIS FACE.
ARYA KILLS CERSEI AS JAIME.
PROPHECY FULFILLED.

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>girl has nothing to counter argue
>resorts to throwing buzzwords
sounds about right

Finally, an intelligent analysis.

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That would require the casting agent to look up old characters and contact the actors who have moved on
You think too high of hbo

>worgs into a gorilla

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Guys, why the fuck did they left all the Unsullied right in front of the fire ? I know they are supposed to cover the retreat but when everybody left they just stay here and get assraped by the world war z

I wonder if they have the balls to execute all these lords that refused to help for treason.

YAAAAS! I hope they don't spend any time setting it up so it can be a surprise!

How does Dani's hair look so fab during all of this? Who is doing her curls?

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>teehee I’m in the show that you like teehee
>I sing songs and they like me teehee
>teehee

Jon does control Rhaegal, though. Rhaegal did what Jon wanted him to do.

Why D&D decided that Jon learning about his parentage after he rode a dragon for the first time was a good idea, is anybody's guest.

what?

holy shit this is so dumb, i saw another one that said the nk "turned off" the ww and thats why they didnt react to flying ninja

back when the show had balls

you also need to remember the wall was built out of fucking ice, you fucking retarded autist

I was expecting them to go on Nymeria because it checked all the categories
>See dragons as they destroy Rhyonars
>Strong woman lead, uses males rulers to her benefit and scorns patriarchal pirates
>plenty of different locations to generate via CGI
>Plenty of death of her people to insert some companions to shock the audience
>Muh refugees welcome
and yet we ended up with the Long Night, D&D can't even jew a franchise right

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All the memeing in these threads almost makes me forget Bobby B was great in the show, his actor as well.

>b-bran is useless
>t-t-there’s no way Arya could have made it that far undetected

Brainlets

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When? I don't see it

>No RULES OF NATURE final fight between Jaime and the NK

fucking this

straight up just jayden smith

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Azor Preston

>the final battle is Cleganebowl
Who saw this outcome

Impressive art.

The "I can't even remember what she looked like" scene is pure unadulterated kino.

Not enough

actually it would redeem that episode easily, the problem with EP3 is literally only the way how Night King was defeated.

>Last lord commander of the nightswatch
>last of the crows to hold his vows
>The wall broke before the watch did
Was Edd the unsung hero of the story
Yes he was

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I don't blame them, it's hard to care. I remember being butthurt in S4 and S5, and about how mishandled Robb and Cat were once Talisa entered the picture. But ever since S5 it was clear that the show is never going to get better. It's fun to make fun of it, and it is annoying to see normies eat up this retarded horseshit, but it's impossible to feel the same passion I had back when the show had redeemable qualities.

Ep 4 is hey queen bitch we gon rek shit up
Ep 5 the battle
Ep 6 the happy ever after epilogue

>Instead of a dumb frontal charge like the Dothraki, the Golden Company cavalry goes on a deep flank and assassinates all the White Walker lieutenants watching from afar. Euron shows up with the Ironborn carrying the Iron Fleet ships 200 miles inland where they spit jets of Wildfire Byzantine-style, consuming the Dead in a green flame. When the Night King arrives on Viserion, Qyburn launches Gregor out of a trebuchet and he cleaves Viserion clean in two with a giant Valyrian steel greatsword forged from Red Rain, Nightfall, and Lady Forlorn. The Night King falls hundreds of feet and does a superhero landing, but he turns around and Euron lops his head off with a giant Valyrian axe. Then Euron pulls the Night King's pants down and mocks the size of his member.

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At around 1:30 on his left cheek

Jojen paste

If only people had the right settings on their TV they would have seen this.

>and thats why they didnt react to flying ninja
But they did react
It just makes everything worse desu

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>the respectful nod to Barristan
>even one of the greatest swordsmen of the realm sees Barristan as a legend
Can’t believe they wasted Selmy’s character the way they did

better than 90% of /ic/

>You know Remember what Tyrion was like before he became a Quipmachine
youtube.com/watch?v=z0VXYz7cjGE

I get frustrated with people, in the year of our lord 2019, looking for lore explanations or formulating theories about the show. D&D don't care about internal consistency - they'll tell the story they want to tell, and will ignore the lore if it gets in their way. Not a complaint, but that's just the way it is.

To be fair to them I did like that scene. It's not crazy to think that they would do that.

God I fucking hate it when people go out of their way and come up with completely ridiculous crap to explain shit writing and then smugly say "see? everything is perfectly logical".

That's him spitting, user

the whole episode was fucking dumb, almost every character is swarmed by wights multiple times and they survive

LOOKS SO COOL ON SCREEN DABID

wtf she had the chin even when she wasn't fat

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Get fucked lady

I still can't believe that's real

THE WALL OF WINTERFELL YOU MONGRELING NIGGER

...

>When the Night King arrives on Viserion, Qyburn launches Gregor out of a trebuchet and he cleaves Viserion clean

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>spitting
>rolls down his cheek in a curve
It also looks like a CG tear.

it was the biggest problem absolutely
>only
hell naw

>Dick.
>Dick?
>Cock
>Cock!
>Gay
>No u

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based and dukepilled

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I will never get over him dying and Sam the sniveling faggot living. Why are we supposed to pretend the character or the actor is good? The actor is a fat faggot with no self control, the character even worse. Fuck them.

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No he doesn't. When does he ever learn to control it? It's never established that he does and he never learns that dragon language either. As far as we know on the show, he's just up there hanging on for dear life for absolutely no reason.

My favorite character still alive is Sandor who also is a popular pick for normies so it's fine

>implying they won't cuck us out of cleganebowl because subversion
don't get your hopes up

My bad, you're right. I was seeing him spit at 1:26 when he says "put" and assumed that's what you meant.

Why normies have lack of criticism? In (all russian) social media people think that episode was great, on boards anons can imagine how dumb Dabib&D are, biggest fan community (7kingdoms) separated in opinions.

I don't know what more retarded. This or that it most reasonable explanation.

John Bradley is a classically trained actor who only stayed fat because he was under contract to do so, if you check his recent pictures he lost a lot of the weight since filming ended

It probably goes like his
>somehow Jaime and Arya end up squaring off
>cuts away
>later we see bloodstained Jaime come back to Cersei
>plebs go WHOA JAMIE KILL AAYA?
>they exchange lovetalk
>Jamie comes near
>kills cersei
>takes off mask
>IT WUZ ARYA ALL ALONG

She was always a chinlet, the fat just makes it more pronounced. Speaking of fat bitches, I miss book Fat Walda. I wanted a buddly, talkative, party animal Walda grabbing Edmure by the cock, lauging at her spinster sisters, and enthusiastically fucking Roose. Would have made the Winterfell plot a little less shit.

Scared the children

youtu.be/4JxoX0Y59yQ?t=543
I will never forget this part. It's still my favorite reaction of his to anything from GoT. This was when I knew GoT was going down a dark path.

>only way to maintain some semblance of Fire/Ice duality is to have Arya kill Drogon too
Based

Normies don't base their opinion on something based on its quality. They base its quality on whether they like it or not.
They already decided they like Game of Thrones, so they will see any episode as being good because they like it.

im partial to this one

youtube.com/watch?v=G-R8FqxB0dI

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He would've been a good character if he had actually lost his weight throughout the show as a result of being put in such a harsh enviroment and deadly situations.

Imagine melly sounding your urethra in some fucked up ritualistic femdom ceremony omg

>Charges into a zombie hoard head on instead of just flanking it and creating major losses for the WW
What did he mean by this?

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You just know they will make the Golden Company absolutely pathethic like they did to the unsullied

They never showed them together, it was one guy switching places.

Having his parentage revealed unlocked his innate immune to fire damage skill.

>righting

Ok fuckwit

they had to save budget and get rid of trained horseman extras and their horses

He looks like a fucking cartoon character and he's not even acting in GoT, just being himself. If I saw him in anything else, actually being good, I'd change my mind but until then he's a piece of shit. Why are we supposed to pretend to like fat people just because they're fat?
Also is he from a rich family or something? He has no talent at first glance.

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>The only character that didn't have any of his awesomeness spoiled by the series hack writing

I guess there's a benefit to dying early

The first actor for Daario Naharis could easily play Prince Sigvald from Warhammer.

>Perhaps, in the end... MY people couldn't fight

youtube.com/watch?v=JcLPCTEUHeg
I always loved this one.

So how is your mum?

F

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>They never showed them together
But they did.

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>was under contract to do so

Sauce?

And then Arya was a god

Because a lot of the people who watch the show relate to being a fat cowardly useless piece of shit who has no social skills. That's literally the only reason he's still alive and the only reason he's such an important character. GRRM even said that out of all the characters, he relates to him the most. It's a way for all the losers of the world to relate to something in the world of GOT.

AND THEY RUN WHEN SUN COMES UP
ALIIIIIVE

youtu.be/lh6ACdwNlyk

The one true Azor Ahai

did the dragon john rode die? or what exactly happened , it was all so dark what a shitty episode all in all desu
And i bought the Amazon version so why would it still be so fucking dark and shitty

>people just now realizing that Game of Thrones' color grading is fucking awful
It has been shit for YEARS.

You have to think like a soulless executive. It would be a repeat of the exact same conflict we just experienced = $$$

No, he is in ep. 4 preview.

Reborn so many times Azor Ahai doesn't have shit on him.

i forgot about this. this was the official ending of the show, devolving into shit writing and accepting retarded requests to be in the show from goblin celebs

>implying the Lion of the NIght didn't start his attack at the same time

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Reminder Game of Thrones is what happens when you hire women writers

>the ending would have to involve the CotF and the First Men coming together to push the WW threat north, and build the wall
Already confirmed to have a significantly better ending than goblina jumping out of thin air

youtube.com/watch?v=DQAuI015FbE

he saved us

It's assumed he flew away after the crash landing. And he didn't sustain much damage compared to Drogon. You can see in the promo that Rhaegal seems the same as he was ( only limited frames though ) but Drogon seems to have holes in in wings, got roughed up a bit etc.

Did you notice they probably meant him in the scene with Bronn and whores in the first episode of the season? Fucking disgrace.

>Last episode
>Everybody partying
>Cut to Slavers' Bay
>Lion of Night's horde attacks and destroy everything

D&D are women?

Game of Thrones hasn't had a female writer since season 3 and hasn't had a female director since season 4.

She wasn't, but she was a chosen of the god to become one of his faces.
Everything that happened to her was part of his machinations.

>implying your expectations weren't subverted with that misspelling

numales are women

>people claim S08E02 was any good
plebs, all of them

Okay. Game of Thrones is what happens when you fire women writers.

It doesn't have female writers but the show IS aimed primarily at women

So it's not surprising the battles are quickly glossed over and the ebin moment given to the badass girl so they can get back to relationship drama and soap opera shit next episode.

well, when I saw that guy turning zombie I knew he had a familiar face but I never really remembered him from any scene

based and northpilled

they chose it because its the safest story to tell, it has white walkers and a hero that makes alliances to defend westeros from the others. it's just the same shit as GoT.

FOR YOUR KING

okay thanks , but why didn't he return to the battlefield and fight the undead dragon? what did D&D think

patrician

/got/ saved the show bros
we did it.

youtu.be/cGh3s0lPxCQ
dah boiz

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I killed her wildling husband and she mistook me for her babe and I sucked at her teet for the entire battle

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F

Did you have sex with her? If not, she's right.

Sansa reaction shots in the wall is the worst drop of quality of the show.
All characters either charming or boring are now reduced to merely reaction generator to the CGI

>You are truly lost, Theon Greyjoy.

Just for Theon to die doing nothing, his biggest accomplishment being getting Sansa out of Winterfell.

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Imagine when Sam was being swarmed by wights and Jon had to make the heartwrenching decision to forgo saving his friend for the greater good, Sam actually died. Hell, same with every other named character who got utterly surrounded by wights but managed to live even though their arc was finished. Climactic battle my ass, hardly anyone of worth died beyond Theon and Jorah. The show ironically is too afraid to kill off people now.

>mass suicide at burlington bar
well done

>same guy
OH NO NO NO

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shit even Bronn was written better then

>fire female stuff
>show becomes shit
Really makes you think.

Game of Thrones was at its best in season 1, which had no battles, and season 2 which had one battle with more character drama than any of the others have had. The battles are the problem, they're having a number of them just for the sake of having them at this point. The "soap opera" aspect of the show has been gone for years, if we got the talking heads of the first few seasons of the show and the writing quality associated with them, this show might actually be half decent still.

the music lines up so well it's retarded

>Reminder Game of Thrones is what happens when you hire jewish writers
ftfy

No idea. I think he's bonded to Jon now and Jon didn't really need him anymore. And Rhaegal doesn't hold anymore loyalties to Dany. It looks like he reappears and Dany pets him but I think this will be the moment he fucks off from her in favour of Jon.

Fucking infuriating. This battle has been shilled for years and in the end it's just a retarded CGI fest with no consequences.

fucking based

It still baffles me that Jon flew a fucking dragon in the first episode and Dany didn't for a moment think it was a bit weird. The scene makes no sense, why would Dany even for a moment think Jon could ride him? Why would she even offer? And why would she do so in such a casual manner, like it's normal? Why is Jon's response just mild pushback and then acceptance? Did anyone think about that scene for more than 30 seconds?

I noticed that too. But wasn't Ed Sheeran's character the one they referred to getting his eyelids burnt off?

goddamn this scene alone is better than 2/3rds of last episode, i miss his actor so much

Fool, she was wearing her trusty plot armor underneath her skin

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Yes it is.
The scene was just looking good with the lights going dark... but it was stupid to do that.

No idea. Especially that in the inside the episode they clearly said that only Targaryens can ride dragons. It's like they've pushed the limits from retards and striving for drooling brain damage territory.

>jon snow will rule
Sansa will

Because characters don't drive the plot anymore; the plot drives the characters.
If Daario had come to Westeros, she would never have even considered letting him fly the dragon, nor assume it possible. However, the plot demanded that Jon rode a dragon, so the scene was made to happen, whether or not it made sense. The show is just disconnected moments that are being forcibly tied together in the laziest, most poorly thought out way possible at this point.

Holy shit how does the music line up so well with the scenes of Bronn shooting the dragon?

...Because the guy who edited timed it that way?

congratulations night king, you are now game of thrones

yep

This is how it usually goes.

>Who's your favourite character then mate?

Erm.

>Tyrion? Khaleesi?

Yeah.

Tbh, I was a Jonfag. (Till my expectations got (((subverted))).) But it seems a bit cliched when you say it out loud and I always tried to think of someone less obvious just to be different.

>bad poosy
I forgot how bad the past three seasons really were

>that sound with which all zombies open their eyes