Well how would YOU have ended it then, nerd?

Well how would YOU have ended it then, nerd?
Hard mode: thanos doesn't win

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I haven't seen Endgame, but I have seen IW
do they ever have a philosophical counter argument to Thanos?
I mean hunters have to regulate some animal populations on Earth
maybe someone should do it for us

>inb4 depopulation conspiracy theory

Thanos regrets his actions and tries to undo the snap after destroying the stones whereas the avengers see the benefits of the snap and try to undo it

Captain Marvel, Scarlet Witch and Morgan Stark give Thanos a triple blowjob to calm him down while the rest of the beaten Avenger watch, horrified.

>captain marvel doesnt come back
>thanos figures out time heist earlier and send minions to stop them
>power stone is given to thanos
>final battle with thanos is to get power stone as his army unleashes
>reverse snap later
>final fight
>same ending
>cut out thor and gotg

steve dies instead of stark
no "muh alternate timeline, but ends up somehow in main timeline 5 seconds 70 years older" bullshit

Exactly the same except Thor is not portrayed as a literal Joke throughout the entire film but a bitter man whose lived with his failure for all those years. Then in the 3 way face off Thanos kills him but ducking a telegraphed 'head swipe' with the Axe.

Captain America can then hold Thor as he dies telling him to not let it be in vain. Then as all hope truly seems lost and our hero lays dead, Thanos can go into his speech about how he'll enjoy this before the portals open.

This way Thor isn't ruined, gets a satisfying end and the portal sequence feels like an even bigger relief as there's bigger stakes as one of them has truly died.

The ending to Dr. Strange set the standard for alternative ways of beating the villain other than punch fests. I would have preferred something like that.

I'd end it by burning the entire Marvel studio and killing all the Hollywood executives.

that is absolutely retarded and makes no sense

Remove timeskip. Drop the EBIG final fight. Focus on time travelling shenanigans.

The beginning before they killed him had me thinking Thanos used the red stone to fool them into thinking he destroyed them all and is ready for death
I would have preferred this kind of direction and go from there instead of this lame ass time travelling cop out

fuck the ending, the worst thing was the hulk

let me edit the hulk's story then

>bruce is just regular bruce for most of the film
>he admits that, since thanos beat him, the hulk has refused to come out, even when angry
>bruce continues in the story the same way - solving time travel, and going for the time stone as he did in the movie, but in bruce form

>when they have the stones and need to snap everyone back, bruce says he'll do it, because it's all gamma radiation anyway
>as he goes to snap, hulk comes out and does it - as way of redeeming himself for losing to thanos
>"hulk snap - bring everyone back"
>back to bruce, who is genuinely happy that the hulk came back - "Yes! Alright Hulk! Hey guys the hulk's back!"

>hulk doesn't reappear, even when building is crushing him and rocket

>until when iron man, captain america and thor are teaming up on Thanos
>hulk hulks out and joins fight
>still gets beat though
>helps in final fight though the story in unchanged from this bit really

I don't like what they did with hulk :(

End Game really fucked up Hulk and Thor as a joke.

LOL, mild-manner Hulk

LOL, fat Lewbowski Thor

These are two of our six original Avengers with tons of story depth and the fact that anything with Bruce's Hulking Out Impotence was never solved nor did he have a moment to reunite with Nat is narrative tragedy.

Overall, I also think the Time Heist should have had 1 big moment for each of the original Avengers. I don't know precisely how they would have done it, but all six of them should have had their THING.

I liked the ending. What I would do is have Peter Parker get inspired by Tony's sacrifice and grow the fuck up.

everyone was hyped about the hulk being able to talk, if he can wear clothes it's even better, he clearly made it as a superhero, not embarassing for the avengers anymore and defintly not a ANIMAL anymore.. best improve the hulk could ever have.

Fat Thor is realistic. He's only funny as long as you don't have a friend who's had his alcoholism spiral out of control and gained 150 lbs in a year and a half. Becoming broken works for Thor and it's crazy that the MCU made him the most human and resonant of the avengers.

And yet at the end of this film he stays a fat, quippy jokester who decides to fuck off from any responsibilities he might have had to go tell dick jokes with the rest of the "Asgardians of the Galaxy XD" He also leaves the future of Asgard to a black woman. Compare that "end" for Thor to the end of Ragnarok where he is a one-eyed, wise king leading his people like a Chad. This was a terrible ending for Thor's story

My cut:
>Steve dies to save Tony from Thanos in a sacrifice
>Hulk is always close to being angry even as Professor Hulk, overpowers Thanos in the end to make up for his loss in Infinity War
>Thor snaps everyone back just before Tony kills Thanos with his own blade from behind that way Tony still kills Thanos while Thor makes up for his Infinity War failure

>have spidey put on the gauntlet and perform the snap himself

the only acceptable ending
prove me wrong

i would have accepted Thor like this, but not trough the hole movie... everything was to be throwned away.

fuck that just invent some thunder-gym, we see him go in the cloud bom bom he does some thunder kino shit and comes down as the god we needed.

its not incoherent for a nordic god to love drinks and be lazy but not THOR, Not when you go trough so much fights, so much honor and so much tragedy.

maybe it's because his brother died, Loki must always have been somewhat behind's Thor's back, or like a worthy opponent for competition.

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Thor lived for thousands of years and saw plenty of his friends die, but then within the span of like ten years
>his mother died
>his father died
>jane dumped him
>his home got blown up
>his best friend died
>his people got rekt by Thanos
>Loki died
>he failed to kill Thanos and as a result half of all life in the universe was wiped out
Has anyone else in the MCU suffered that much?

>cut out time travel and/or make the stakes for it MUCH higher (pym particle limitation was dumb)
>have them fight the same Thanos that beat them (they could have found a way to do this even with time travel, i.e. connect with his future self through the infinity stones)
>Cap sacrifices himself, doesn't just choose to grow old and die
>Thor redemption
>Hulk redemption
And as cool as the final battle was I would have prefered things to stay smaller. Would have been cool if the smaller group of Avengers (especially the og four) had to go against impossible odds to come out on top. Pic related.

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>do they ever have a philosophical counter argument to Thanos?
no not really.
This story was never about the philosophy. In Infinity War it was simply something to give Thanos more depth than typical paper-thin Marvel Supervillain. Even in IW, there's very little focus on the plan or its details beyond establishing stakes for the protagonist. The emphasis is almost entirely on Thanos himself and how he is so utterly committed to the goal.

Thanos was not open-minded and was never going to be open to persuasion, and the movie never pretended to make the philosophical idea a major theme beyond providing stakes, characterization for Thanos and an excuse for conflict for the protagonists.

You forgot the most devastating loss of all.

quinn.. Quill the captain of the asgardians of the galaxy.

at one moment i think they kind of share grief.

Correct.

I haven't seen any Marvel Movies in theatre since X3 or remember any part of Iron Man on tv.

I'd have scarlet witch and ghost world lure out Thanos with their feminine wiles. Then Thor would make waffles that are 1 mile wide and 1 atom thin. Super Man and Jean Grey would throw the waffles at Thanos. Nobody would be able them coming because they are so thin. Then it would slice him apart.

Iron Man would hire his company to make a new robot that would clean up the mess the other super heroes created and tax the city heavily.

Captain America would time travel back to 1950 and work undercover in East Germany

Captain Marvel would make sure the other heroes didn't feel like becoming depressed after they fixed everything.

I would’ve liked something like this but involving Mistress Death but we all know they won’t introduce her

Thor is a literal god and isn’t going to be simply gibbed by Grimace because he misread an attack

Don't kill Iron Man, instead end it with him retiring & being a family man, and surrogate father to Peter Parker

when cap goes back in time to live in the past does that mean there were two captain americas

Nebula holds hands and cuddles with the remaining avengers because she finally has friends and a family

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shouldn't there had been a paradox when she literally killed herself?

Yeah, it makes sense for Thor to spiral out of control in grief but it doesn't mean he has to play Fortnite and stay this cringey fat slob until the end of the movie.
He just gives up on his responsibilities and people and doesn't improve.

exactly
Fat Thor isn't a completely terrible idea by itself, but it feels really out of place in what is otherwise a finale capstone movie for the 3 main characters of the MCU (Iron Man, Cap, and Thor).
Thor was never an alcoholic, though. He was never shown to be the type of person susceptible to addiction. He was just extremely confident and decisive.

He's also supposed to be royalty. One of the best things about Thor is that despite his outward jock-like Chad personality, he's well-educated and well-bred nobility (if alien nobility). That's a big part of what makes Thor interesting, and except for the one scene with his Mother it was almost entirely absent from the treatment of Thor in Endgame. I never got the sense that this was the noble Thor having a really tough time dealing with his failure.

Nah, he was a waste of a character. Broken Thor is good, broken comic relief Thor is terrible. He did nothing the whole movie, and the best Thor-related moment was Steve wielding Mjölnir. I agree with the other poster, he should have died.
Also, during the movie I briefly fantasized with Thanos picking up the hammer. Would he have been worthy?

Everything becomes a branching timeline so for all intents and purposes all the past characters are basically from another universe

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If this was a different time travel movie.

>Broken Thor is good, broken comic relief Thor is terrible.
sums it up well.

> He thinks the ride ever ends

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Worst part of Thor was the fact that they never explained how his beard fit in the time-travel helmet. And the beard-braid thunder, fuck that.

Also, since I just came back from watching it, why the fuck didn't they just get the Time Stone, objectively the easiest stone to get, and then use it to travel back and forth at their leisure to collect the other stones?

As he's about to snap for a second tiem Arya appears behind him stabbing him in the guts and turning him into jollie ranchers

How does Cap become an old man in the main timeline, then?

>Tony gets the stones back
>flies to Captain Marvel and has her snap her fingers
>every male disappears

This one is a literally turn your brain off, bro.
It's a time travel movie. They are specifically making up some rules that let them give the characters interesting conflicts and non-cheap endings that make sense for the characters.

Some characters got development, but others really were shat on for Tony to shine:

- New Thor is a man that has to live with the massive failure of almost getting his entire people killed AND of having the chance to kill Thanos before the latter fucked everything up.

- Mellow Hulk was a fucking joke. They could have just not put Hulk in the film save for the cube heist and nothing changes.

- Cap finally learned to be selfish for fucking once at least.

- As for Tony, this film sums up his entire character: gets back to Earth and first thing he does is (rightfully) bitch at Cap for his bullshit and fucking leaving him alone against the big bad, when he was the shitter back then that insisted "then we will lose together!"

- Fast forward to him being a family man, he can't let shit go, its just not in him. The he realizes the chance they have to fix everything but knows the risk is high and might not make it. Tries to make peace with Cap.

- Final scene is classic Stark giving a middle finger to everyone, but this time not for himself, but for his family.

I want to give her a baby

With Strange dusted I'm not sure anyone knew how to use it other than Tilda Swinton's character from the past. I'm not even sure if Wong knows how to use it.

Jesus, who the fuck cares. Fuck off with this shallow shit. Unironically the new Sonic is more interesting to talk about.

After AU Thanos learns about the plan of the Avengers, he manages to get the stones from them and snap everyone he killed before back, offering a second chance to them to prove their point. Then they would beat him down and Captain A, Stark, Hulk, Thor, Panther, and Gamora would get a single infinity stone, so working as an actual team they can defeat him, but die in the process.

>every male disappears
>except for Peter Parker

>next movie is renamed to Spider-Man: Homecumming

Thanos joins the Avengers and they all team up against Death to bring back the snapped.

Quill loses his mother as a child and then gets to go on space adventures and fuck space chicks with space pirates
He has to kill his father who he only knew for like a day.. big deal
and then he loses Gamora, who was more like some green bitch he was trying to get in the pants of.. hardly as tragic

>asgardians of the galaxy
>us, guardians of the galaxy
MIND=BLOWN

If the transcript of that interview that got posted in another thread is to be believed, he didn't. Cap apparently lived out a life in another timeline, before traveling back to ours to pass on the shield. It was shot in a really misleading way if that was the case, but that scenario does make the most sense with the time travel rules they established throughout the rest of the movie.

i never really make up endings, but this one was lackluster so i did for a few hours.

>stones destroyed, universe starts dying
>lack of stars in the sky 5 years later
>the maw tells thanos it would take them a few months to reverse engineer the time device, but it wouldnt be that long to the avengers
>the reverse snap happens mid battle, see thanos vs hulk
>stark gauntlet shattered, stones scattered, main heroes pick them up
>stormbreaker/thor has the power stone
>the sky turns pitch black as death appears, the 7th infinity stone; void stone; entropy
>speaks with familiarity with thanos
>is offputtingly polite, does his own snap
>everyone not holding a stone dies
>6 left find themselves in the area thanos was in
>only shows himself because of the stones in this reality, and tells the avengers that they have doomed two timelines
>fake battle, where the avengers try to fight a bored death
>end up sacrificing themselves to recreate the universe and swap places with others that were dusted, to close a loop
>(IW)new ironman talks to pots about his dream with a kid, pots says shes pregnant
>ironman etc get dusted instead of the others, closing the paradox/loop

No.. they are going to realize that the snap needed to happen or else the Cancerverse consumes the MCU.. So now they have to make a time travel plan to stop them, from stopping thanos

>Prime Thanos is injured from the Snap, but content with the end result, still mourns Gamora.
>Avengers show up for the stones
>Thanos has already destroyed them
>Thor wants to kill Thanos, but Marvel stops him.
>Arrest Thanos
>Stark, Banner build a super-prison for him
>They do the normal quantum stuff to get the stones back
>Hulk 'snaps' everyone back, but it's not just those that were snapped, it's everyone that died since the Gauntlet was activated (minus Gamora and Natasha).
>So the Black Order is back, they determine where Thanos is, and break him out.
>Stark Gauntlet is fried, because it's not Uru metal
>During the battle, the Stark Gauntlet is smashed
>Various characters wield various stones throughout the battle
>Strange gets Eye of Agamotto back and wrecks Maw's shit
>Thanos gets powerstone and punch-fucks Marvel out of the battle after she downs his ship.
>Scarlet Witch gets the Mind Stone and has a mental image of Vision giving her confidence throughout the battle
>Mantis gets the Soul Stone and essentially gets super-telepathic powers - mind controls a sizeable chunk of Thanos's forces
>Loki pops in, because he was revived too, and grabs the reality Stone and uses it to defend Thor
>They manage to yank the power stone from Thanos.
>Stark's suit breaks up into 6 gauntlets
>OG6 (Nebula instead of Nat) each get a gauntlet that are linked together
>They collectively snap Thanos's army away.
>Cap dies of wounds
>Tony is severely injured, permanent cripple, not just paralyzed like Rhodey. retires from Hero work.
>Marvel returns the Stones to correct timelines.