Well how would YOU have ended it then, nerd?

Well how would YOU have ended it then, nerd?
Hard mode: thanos doesn't win

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I haven't seen Endgame, but I have seen IW
do they ever have a philosophical counter argument to Thanos?
I mean hunters have to regulate some animal populations on Earth
maybe someone should do it for us

>inb4 depopulation conspiracy theory

Thanos regrets his actions and tries to undo the snap after destroying the stones whereas the avengers see the benefits of the snap and try to undo it

Captain Marvel, Scarlet Witch and Morgan Stark give Thanos a triple blowjob to calm him down while the rest of the beaten Avenger watch, horrified.

>captain marvel doesnt come back
>thanos figures out time heist earlier and send minions to stop them
>power stone is given to thanos
>final battle with thanos is to get power stone as his army unleashes
>reverse snap later
>final fight
>same ending
>cut out thor and gotg

steve dies instead of stark
no "muh alternate timeline, but ends up somehow in main timeline 5 seconds 70 years older" bullshit

Exactly the same except Thor is not portrayed as a literal Joke throughout the entire film but a bitter man whose lived with his failure for all those years. Then in the 3 way face off Thanos kills him but ducking a telegraphed 'head swipe' with the Axe.

Captain America can then hold Thor as he dies telling him to not let it be in vain. Then as all hope truly seems lost and our hero lays dead, Thanos can go into his speech about how he'll enjoy this before the portals open.

This way Thor isn't ruined, gets a satisfying end and the portal sequence feels like an even bigger relief as there's bigger stakes as one of them has truly died.

The ending to Dr. Strange set the standard for alternative ways of beating the villain other than punch fests. I would have preferred something like that.

I'd end it by burning the entire Marvel studio and killing all the Hollywood executives.

that is absolutely retarded and makes no sense