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>short
>balding
>overweight
>no job
still get laid literally every other episode but a minimum 8s he probably went over 100s of girlfriends over the show. How the fuck does he do it?

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He is funny, girls actually like this.

He's confident.

He does the opposite of what his instinct tells him to do.

That was literally the joke. Congratulations Grug, you are slightly closer to understanding humor.

It's a fictional television program. You could have 100s of girlfriends too but they aren't gonna be sitcom actress-tier

>Alexander was born in Newark, New Jersey, the son of Jewish parents

a mystery for the ages user

He's the projection of the screenwriter fantasies.

it's a tv show, it doesn't have to be realistic

Jewish wish fulfillment combined with brainwashing shikshas.

He's a television character

Maybe because he’s a fictional character you ignoramus

All of that describes me and I'm still able to pull some tail if I put the effort in.

girls do indeed wuv their widdle beta clowns to stay in the non-reciprocal free-entertainment friendzone indeeedy dooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Autism is terrible isn't it

>gets engaged to an 8/10 way above his league
>wants to end it so he can go back to being a bachelor

It would be terribly dull if nothing ever happened to him like in your life

based, i did the exact same thing. except i married her and quietly stopped loving her and have been going behind her back for years with whores at my wagecuck job

It was a different time. George is Larry's exaggerated self, and it's a bit unrealistic. But a 5/10 could pull 8's in those days.

Social media and dating apps have given power to women.

yikes

There goes my hero

yikesorino neighborino

Women, and people in general, don't have high standards for physical beauty. Most people just want someone that makes them laugh and makes them feel secure

Incels will never understand why overweight balding 40yo guys are the ones having the most sex, because incels unironically think it’s about “looks”, because incels are unironically homosexual

people who rate others by the 1-10 scale wouldn't understand.

lel, Larry no longer lives in a fantasy thanks to the Seinfeld money. I read an interview with him from a few years ago where he flat out said the only reason I am able to date as an old man is my wealth.

What a faggot

it's a dance as old as time.

It's a fictional character in a fictional show. But you already know that.

I'm sick of threads that are allowed on Yea Forums because they are "kinda Yea Forums related" even though they are just used as a means to have a /r9k/ thread on Yea Forums

This must end. This incel shit must end.

What do you think film/tv discussion is?

He's black pilled

Charisma

He talks to women, and lies frequently when doing so. Most of his women are around 5-6/10. Jason/George is decent looking, except for his beady eyes and baldness. Throw on a toupee and give him some contact lens and most women wouldn't tell him to fuck off, unless they were model tier.