Short

>short
>balding
>overweight
>no job
still get laid literally every other episode but a minimum 8s he probably went over 100s of girlfriends over the show. How the fuck does he do it?

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He is funny, girls actually like this.

He's confident.

He does the opposite of what his instinct tells him to do.

That was literally the joke. Congratulations Grug, you are slightly closer to understanding humor.

It's a fictional television program. You could have 100s of girlfriends too but they aren't gonna be sitcom actress-tier

>Alexander was born in Newark, New Jersey, the son of Jewish parents

a mystery for the ages user

He's the projection of the screenwriter fantasies.

it's a tv show, it doesn't have to be realistic

Jewish wish fulfillment combined with brainwashing shikshas.