This movie has aged like milk. Also, sharks are not even scary.
This movie has aged like milk. Also, sharks are not even scary
Jayden Diaz
Parker Jenkins
If dubs this website will be shutdown sometime next year
Jaxson White
Plus they do not attack people intentionally.
Joshua Hughes
t. shark
Connor Kelly
Xavier Edwards
Didnt one the sequels have a shark actually hunt down the protagonists for a personal vendetta? That was hilarious
Alexander Carter
Fucking pleb.
Aaron Gonzalez
They do when they mistake humans for seals and other creatures.
Xavier Murphy
>hurr sure special effects
Things that plebs say, Alex
Jordan Torres
>Also, sharks are not even scary
My parents watched Jaws when it came out in 1975 and it scared the flying fuck out of everyone. It's still pretty terrifying today when you see the first reveal of the shark.
James Harris
The impact of this movie was so profound that people were afraid to use their bathtub or even take a shit for fear a shark would eat them.
Henry Foster
Who cares about what your parents were afraid of 40 years ago. Now it's shit.
Jaxson Sullivan
Jack Brown
This is one of the few older movies that iphone browsing teenagers in my Art of Film class back in highschool payed any attention to and where enthralled with especially near the end.
Apparently you just have even worse attention-span than the average fucking highschooler
Jaxson Reed
You really show what a simple minded moron you are. No shit the shark looks fake. It looked fake when it came out. It’s not the point.
If you can’t appreciate how this movie turned a cheap B-grade horror material into cinema gold, get lobotomized.
Andrew Reyes
So you admit to never watching this movie when you were younger. Just go watch the meg and let the adults discuss a real film. All zoomers are insufferable little shits.
Henry Clark
I watched this movie when I was younger but I live nowhere near sharks and I found it boring as shit.
Lincoln Jones
Saw this as a kid and was always scared swimming in the Columbia River because of sharks! Even though it was fresh water I always thought of the invisible monster I couldnt see underneath me
Jaxson Baker
YOU NEVER SEE THE MONSTER TILL THE LAST THIRD OF THE LAST ACT
>special affects
YOU THINK SHOOTING A MOVIE ON A FUCKING BOAT IS EASY
CUNT
Adam Moore
Are all zoomers like you little pansy fucking onions milk drinkers? Fuck off back to Redd!t you little bitch.
Nicholas Wilson
the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. black eyes. like a doll’s eyes.
Daniel Long
Did I strike a nerve?
Aaron Hernandez
It's capeshit but with animals
Gavin Moore
MARTIN GODDAMIT
Leo Walker
Jaws is actually /fa/ as fuck. How do I into Jaws-core?
Logan Reyes
Why didn't they just stay on land?
Joshua Diaz
Great Whites/Tiger Sharks do. Others are just retarded and think "blubbery mammal on surface = seal" and when they learn otherwise they swim the fuck out of there.
Justin Rodriguez
There's sharks in freshwater rivers user. Look up the bull shark but you're probably safe in the pnw as it looks like it stays equatorial.
Grayson Morgan
I think it’s 4
Luke Anderson
You don't think ONE great white could decide it likes eating humans?
Adrian Gomez
Don't obstruct colors with logos, stripes: or prints. Don't be a fuccboi.
Nathan Ross
sharks are the fucking niggers of the sea
>HE DINDU NUFFIN HE JUS THOUGHT u WAS A SEAL AND SHEEEET
*population explodes 2000%"
>WE ENDAGERADED STILL DOUGH!
fuck em all
Juan Kelly
I hate this argument, "b-but sharks don't even want people" "they just take a curiosity bite". Firstly fuck you you're not a shark you don't know what the fuck they like, secondly they've been found with number plates/road signs in their stomachs so they clearly don't give a fuck about what they eat
Sharks are terrifying my dude, one of my biggest fears where I can't stand deep ocean water looking deep into the pitch black abyss below. They're quick and dangerous and even if you survive the first bite you're nowhere near shore and it could come back any second. People say there aren't that many attacks but there are hundreds of attacks in small villages and places along the amazon by bulls sharks that are known to be man eaters.
Christian Garcia
It is up there with Mars Attacks for misanthropic hilarity.
Brayden King
>misanthropic hilarity.
Explaon
Gabriel Diaz
POST SHAAARKS!
Leo Roberts
BCOZ SHAARKS ARE ASOOMMM!
Jacob Reyes
FUCK I FORGOOT LINK
Jayden Garcia
Farewell and adieu, to you Spanish ladies...
Austin Davis
It's the typical "blob" plot of the authority giving no fucks and the bluepilled town folk slowly get eaten.
Robert Foster
Cringe
Liam Davis
Damn you’re right
Ayden Morales
why was it always a white shark? Hamer head sharks are kino, they shouldve used them in the sequels
Oliver Stewart
Hooper ya idiot! Starboard! Ain’t ya watchin’ it?!
Lincoln Phillips
Because hammerheads have little bitch mouths.
Gavin Roberts
Thats some shit CGI
Luke Lee
well, white sharks are not as big
Caleb Williams
Hammerheads are fucking gay my dude, they only eat stuff on the sea bed floor like some fetish cucks, big dogs in the shark world are tiger, great white and bull. Makos get a shout out for eating hundreds of sailors that time
Chase Myers
Oceanic whitetip actually, this one shark apparently killed 600 people
Noah Flores
Deep Blue Sea > Jaws
Adam Stewart
obligatory mayor's suit post
Samuel Ross
>Dr. Christopher Neff, a policy analyst at the University of Sydney, argues that terms like "attack" are laden with cultural stigmatization.[22] Instead of the word "attack", he proposes labeling human-shark interactions
This guy bums sharks
Aiden Reed
white sharks are the massive tanks with serrated knife life teeth and jaws as large as a man. they are some scary motherfuckers
Juan Smith
Here's a comfy shark movie related video
Jordan King
I watched it a week ago and still holds up YOU ZOOMER fucking FAGGOT.
Andrew Baker
case in point
Carson Reyes
Nice blogpost you fucking faggot nobody cares what you did
Bentley Murphy
it's hilarious how they constantly change sizes though, in one scene they are huge monsters but then they fit through some tiny hatch when the story needs them to
Joshua Powell
There are 3 of them
Jacob Foster
get an m65 and severe alcoholism
Lincoln Cox
>sharks are not even scary
Brayden Allen
yea I used the plural in case you didn't notice
Landon Flores
One was far bigger than the other two
Brandon Gutierrez
>they couldn't get the animatronic shark to work, which is why they basically didn't show the shark until the very end
>one of the most important modern monster/horror movie tropes was all because some animatronic engineer sucked at his job
Imagine being so bad at your job you change the history of cinema
Landon Murphy
>build the shark assuming it will just be used in a backlot pool like any sensible person would
>"HAHA NAH WERE GONNA PUT THAT FUCKER IN THE OCEAN!"
Gabriel Perez
I'm glad, nothing ruins a film more than seeing the monster. Babadook is a prime example of this. Even alien works better as a thriller as opposed to monster movie
Hudson Morgan
This. The animatronic would've worked fine if it wasn't in the fucking ocean. Saltwater is a bitch.
Elijah Jones
>nothing ruins a film more than seeing the monster
I agree it's not a bad thing but not every movie should abide by the rules. The most important movies break the most rules.
Juan Reed
it doesn't matter, I can't find a good clip on youtube now but there are times when they had to fit through small doors and hatches that were way too small either way or when they were swimming in incredibly shallow water which they just couldn't or at least not without splashing water like crazy
David Lopez
jaws upside down is smar
Ian Howard
based retard
Michael Brown
It was the special effects supervisor's first movie and he was made aware that Spielberg wanted the shark in the actual ocean for the movie during pre production.
hate to say it, but it wasn't the jew's fault this time
Carter Evans
They had brains
Jaxson Rogers
Nah
Levi Mitchell
It would be smPr
Kayden Ward
I dream to one day own that suit
Hudson Morales
damn it
Robert Sanders
>It was the special effects supervisor's first movie
the fuck are you on about, he literally came back from retirement to build the shark. same guy who did the squid for 20,000 leagues about a decade earlier
Elijah White
Yeah tiger sharks are vicious little cunts.
Have you seen the doc about the a man that swims with sharks? Madlad even swam with a female great white but got the water when the tigers got too feisty
Christopher Smith
Nobody cares about your thread. Your opinions are wrong and you should kill yourself when you have the chance.
Christopher Anderson
based tard. great whites are literally the only ones with seals on thier minds.
you gotta watch out for bulls in shallow water and oceanic whitetips if you're way off-shore.
Elijah Phillips
>thread has been up for 3 hours with 50 posters
>nobody cares
Seething. End your life, you knuckle dragging retard.
Camden Green
>Jaws was the first film [special effects supervisor Kevin] Pike ever worked
tested.com
>The [special effects] supervisor generally is the department head who defers to the film's director and/or producers, and who is in charge of the entire special effects team.
en.wikipedia.org
Robert Gutierrez
>thread has been up for 3 hours with 50 posters
Thomas Cooper
We should kill all the zoomers. Shit thread, OP. Sage.
Andrew Hall
>still no Daisy Riddler or Olivia Wilde
Robert Hughes
Announcing sage is against the rules.
Sebastian Turner
How did these actors go into the water after that? I mean, that would traumatize me even knowing it isn't real.
Caleb Barnes
Low quality bait thread? No thanks!
Nicholas Johnson
Lol I wonder if he got banned or just deleted his reply like a bitch
Noah James
Mods deleted it because you ran to mommy.
David Robinson
Based mods
Ayden Nguyen
because real life isn't a low resolution black and white photo scanned into a 200kb jpeg
Elijah Smith
That's a tight swimsuit
Michael Richardson
Yeah the type of swimsuits the guys wear really date the movie lol
Nathaniel Nelson
Sharks don't usually live that long
Kayden Lopez
>brainlets dont know jaws is about the fear of the unknown
Asher Morgan
Wrong, jaws is still one of the most technically proficient thrillers ever made. If anything aged like milk it’s jurrassic Park. Name one thing good about that shit besides the gorgeous dinosaur animatronics
Jacob Diaz
The only scary part was the underwater jumpscare. The rest of it was boring shit and I don't see why anybody ever liked it.
William Lewis
Yes. I. 4 the shark goes in a personal vendetta. The Brodys leave from New Jersey to the Caribbean on a commercial airplane. The shark follows them there........
Kayden Walker
Joseph Rogers
Showed this movie to 3 kids recently. By the end they were all so into it they started marking out when he blew up the shark. I was a proud papa that day. They ended watching the 2nd one after. Great film.