This movie has aged like milk. Also, sharks are not even scary

The impact of this movie was so profound that people were afraid to use their bathtub or even take a shit for fear a shark would eat them.

Who cares about what your parents were afraid of 40 years ago. Now it's shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qzxy3GtSzt0

This is one of the few older movies that iphone browsing teenagers in my Art of Film class back in highschool payed any attention to and where enthralled with especially near the end.
Apparently you just have even worse attention-span than the average fucking highschooler

You really show what a simple minded moron you are. No shit the shark looks fake. It looked fake when it came out. It’s not the point.

If you can’t appreciate how this movie turned a cheap B-grade horror material into cinema gold, get lobotomized.

So you admit to never watching this movie when you were younger. Just go watch the meg and let the adults discuss a real film. All zoomers are insufferable little shits.

I watched this movie when I was younger but I live nowhere near sharks and I found it boring as shit.

Saw this as a kid and was always scared swimming in the Columbia River because of sharks! Even though it was fresh water I always thought of the invisible monster I couldnt see underneath me

YOU NEVER SEE THE MONSTER TILL THE LAST THIRD OF THE LAST ACT

>special affects

YOU THINK SHOOTING A MOVIE ON A FUCKING BOAT IS EASY

CUNT

Are all zoomers like you little pansy fucking onions milk drinkers? Fuck off back to Redd!t you little bitch.

the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. black eyes. like a doll’s eyes.

Did I strike a nerve?

It's capeshit but with animals

MARTIN GODDAMIT

Jaws is actually /fa/ as fuck. How do I into Jaws-core?

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Why didn't they just stay on land?

Great Whites/Tiger Sharks do. Others are just retarded and think "blubbery mammal on surface = seal" and when they learn otherwise they swim the fuck out of there.

There's sharks in freshwater rivers user. Look up the bull shark but you're probably safe in the pnw as it looks like it stays equatorial.

I think it’s 4

You don't think ONE great white could decide it likes eating humans?

Don't obstruct colors with logos, stripes: or prints. Don't be a fuccboi.

sharks are the fucking niggers of the sea

>HE DINDU NUFFIN HE JUS THOUGHT u WAS A SEAL AND SHEEEET
*population explodes 2000%"
>WE ENDAGERADED STILL DOUGH!

fuck em all

I hate this argument, "b-but sharks don't even want people" "they just take a curiosity bite". Firstly fuck you you're not a shark you don't know what the fuck they like, secondly they've been found with number plates/road signs in their stomachs so they clearly don't give a fuck about what they eat

Sharks are terrifying my dude, one of my biggest fears where I can't stand deep ocean water looking deep into the pitch black abyss below. They're quick and dangerous and even if you survive the first bite you're nowhere near shore and it could come back any second. People say there aren't that many attacks but there are hundreds of attacks in small villages and places along the amazon by bulls sharks that are known to be man eaters.

It is up there with Mars Attacks for misanthropic hilarity.

>misanthropic hilarity.
Explaon

POST SHAAARKS!

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BCOZ SHAARKS ARE ASOOMMM!

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FUCK I FORGOOT LINK

youtube.com/watch?v=U8P_WDzxklE

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Farewell and adieu, to you Spanish ladies...

It's the typical "blob" plot of the authority giving no fucks and the bluepilled town folk slowly get eaten.

Cringe

Damn you’re right

why was it always a white shark? Hamer head sharks are kino, they shouldve used them in the sequels

Hooper ya idiot! Starboard! Ain’t ya watchin’ it?!

Because hammerheads have little bitch mouths.

Thats some shit CGI

well, white sharks are not as big

Hammerheads are fucking gay my dude, they only eat stuff on the sea bed floor like some fetish cucks, big dogs in the shark world are tiger, great white and bull. Makos get a shout out for eating hundreds of sailors that time

Oceanic whitetip actually, this one shark apparently killed 600 people

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Deep Blue Sea > Jaws

obligatory mayor's suit post

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>Dr. Christopher Neff, a policy analyst at the University of Sydney, argues that terms like "attack" are laden with cultural stigmatization.[22] Instead of the word "attack", he proposes labeling human-shark interactions
This guy bums sharks

white sharks are the massive tanks with serrated knife life teeth and jaws as large as a man. they are some scary motherfuckers

Here's a comfy shark movie related video

youtube.com/watch?v=1XCAl1VmDZI

I watched it a week ago and still holds up YOU ZOOMER fucking FAGGOT.

case in point

Nice blogpost you fucking faggot nobody cares what you did

it's hilarious how they constantly change sizes though, in one scene they are huge monsters but then they fit through some tiny hatch when the story needs them to

There are 3 of them

get an m65 and severe alcoholism

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>sharks are not even scary

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yea I used the plural in case you didn't notice

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One was far bigger than the other two

>they couldn't get the animatronic shark to work, which is why they basically didn't show the shark until the very end
>one of the most important modern monster/horror movie tropes was all because some animatronic engineer sucked at his job

Imagine being so bad at your job you change the history of cinema

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>build the shark assuming it will just be used in a backlot pool like any sensible person would
>"HAHA NAH WERE GONNA PUT THAT FUCKER IN THE OCEAN!"

I'm glad, nothing ruins a film more than seeing the monster. Babadook is a prime example of this. Even alien works better as a thriller as opposed to monster movie

This. The animatronic would've worked fine if it wasn't in the fucking ocean. Saltwater is a bitch.

>nothing ruins a film more than seeing the monster
I agree it's not a bad thing but not every movie should abide by the rules. The most important movies break the most rules.

it doesn't matter, I can't find a good clip on youtube now but there are times when they had to fit through small doors and hatches that were way too small either way or when they were swimming in incredibly shallow water which they just couldn't or at least not without splashing water like crazy

jaws upside down is smar

based retard

It was the special effects supervisor's first movie and he was made aware that Spielberg wanted the shark in the actual ocean for the movie during pre production.

hate to say it, but it wasn't the jew's fault this time

They had brains

Nah

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It would be smPr

I dream to one day own that suit

damn it

>It was the special effects supervisor's first movie
the fuck are you on about, he literally came back from retirement to build the shark. same guy who did the squid for 20,000 leagues about a decade earlier

Yeah tiger sharks are vicious little cunts.
Have you seen the doc about the a man that swims with sharks? Madlad even swam with a female great white but got the water when the tigers got too feisty

Nobody cares about your thread. Your opinions are wrong and you should kill yourself when you have the chance.

based tard. great whites are literally the only ones with seals on thier minds.

you gotta watch out for bulls in shallow water and oceanic whitetips if you're way off-shore.

>thread has been up for 3 hours with 50 posters
>nobody cares
Seething. End your life, you knuckle dragging retard.

>Jaws was the first film [special effects supervisor Kevin] Pike ever worked
tested.com/art/movies/456576-robot-shark-technology-jaws/

>The [special effects] supervisor generally is the department head who defers to the film's director and/or producers, and who is in charge of the entire special effects team.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_effects_supervisor

>thread has been up for 3 hours with 50 posters

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We should kill all the zoomers. Shit thread, OP. Sage.

>still no Daisy Riddler or Olivia Wilde

Announcing sage is against the rules.

How did these actors go into the water after that? I mean, that would traumatize me even knowing it isn't real.

Low quality bait thread? No thanks!

Lol I wonder if he got banned or just deleted his reply like a bitch

Mods deleted it because you ran to mommy.

Based mods

because real life isn't a low resolution black and white photo scanned into a 200kb jpeg

That's a tight swimsuit

Yeah the type of swimsuits the guys wear really date the movie lol

Sharks don't usually live that long

>brainlets dont know jaws is about the fear of the unknown

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Wrong, jaws is still one of the most technically proficient thrillers ever made. If anything aged like milk it’s jurrassic Park. Name one thing good about that shit besides the gorgeous dinosaur animatronics

The only scary part was the underwater jumpscare. The rest of it was boring shit and I don't see why anybody ever liked it.

Yes. I. 4 the shark goes in a personal vendetta. The Brodys leave from New Jersey to the Caribbean on a commercial airplane. The shark follows them there........

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Showed this movie to 3 kids recently. By the end they were all so into it they started marking out when he blew up the shark. I was a proud papa that day. They ended watching the 2nd one after. Great film.