ITT - Times you acted like the new Joker

ITT - Times you acted like the new Joker...

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When my Mom was sick I had to take care of her when Dad was working, I also had to work with a volatile section of the public.

>go to dentist
>the assistant is a qt 3.14
>"hold up mr. user, i have to get the brace to hold your mouth open"
>"heh heh, no need ma'am!"
>do pic related
>she looks at me odd
>"go ahead, start drilling!"
>they have to gas me so i pass out cause i won't co-operate
>wake up
>ask for my toy
>she tells me to leave
>don't get a toy
>on the way out see a faggot little boy with a cool little plastic water gun that could've been mine
>become The Joker™
all it takes is one bad day

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>go to bathroom
>poop in urinal
>pee on soap dispensers
OOH AH AH AH AH

the time i didnt have sex for my whole life

put a smile on every fucking face!

>put Coles trolley in the Aldi trolley bay every week after shopping

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>get beat up
>cry
hehhooohooohahaha!

>i used to think my life was a tragedy, but now i realize... its a comedy
Ohhhh bros this shit is gonna be GOOD

Is anyone else actually a tiny bit leery about how relatable this shit was