>don't need to wagecuck anymore ever
>don't need to pay debts to some kike
>everyone on board is already dead anyway fuck em coworkers are always faggots like fuck the lesbian and the dumb nigger
>far away from this gay earth so no annoying humans
>smart and sexy spider gf that loves you and can make her spider milk taste like champagne and be your waifu
its a fucking great deal if you ask me so why was he freaking out?
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and the Spider ayy lmao gf has lots of advantages
>can create cool scenarios in your head so never have to go out
>can show herself to you in whatever body you want to fuck
>loves you and doesn't want you to get hurt
>has feels for you
>is probably very strong in her real ayy form and can carry you around or you can ride on top of her
>keeps you alive and skinny/never get fat
>Being livestock is great you guys
You're sick
What movie is this from?
>Being livestock is great you guys
But you are not.
ayy lmao gf wants you to be happy, she can even make her spider milk taste like champagne.
Its better than dying like the rest of the crew and since things are fucked anyway you might as well get into a relationship with a kinky ayy lmao gf.
Love Death and Robots Aquila rift episode
What does the spider feed off of?
she could appear to you in every form you want and be your 2D or 3D waifu, whatever you want.
your semen maybe idk.
nobody knows what they eat but obviously not humans since the rest of the crew didn't look like they have been eaten.
your semen
here a picture of a dead crew member, obviously not eaten.
the ayy lmao spider gf also says she doesn't want him to be hurt so you are safe.
>semen
Nice. I suppose that's also why she induces her victims into wet dreams, to obtain semen. Sorta like Inception but naughty.
and obviously she also gives great Blowjobs
Honestly i imagine what follows the episode as the guy slowly accept his fate and happuly ride his spider gf on never ending webs eating ice cream.
Wtf is this
You're mom vegeta lol
she can also simulate qt feet.
seriously what the fuck else do you want?
they should have made an entire movie out of it.
Hot
I wonder how many holes it has
enough to keep you busy for a lifetime.
bump
i personally loved the very first film.
too bad.. though, some of them had A LOT of potential.
i hope they revisit this and make longer films of the good episodes
Love, Death and Robots - Episode 7, Beyond The Aquila Rift Ending
the first episode was dogshit tho
there were even other spider bros there
>ITT
Get the fuck outta here, spiders. No one likes you or wants to fuck you
C-can you really break a bed from fucking hard?
Because the concept of an alien altering your thoughts and perception to keep you happy and subordinate is sinister. Why is this creature doing this? It comes off as a predator/prey or parasite/host relationship. There's something innately wrong with accepting the situation.
The first episode is random, faggots. All lf them are.
I imagined it'd feel really good to shove your dick in there.
Meh, Magnetic Rose did it better
>Because the concept of an alien altering your thoughts and perception to keep you happy and subordinate is sinister.
But it isn't, the ayy lmao spider does everything to keep him happy and tells him everything when he asked she just doesn't want him to snap like everyone else that ends up there.
>Why is this creature doing this?
Spider ayy lmao gfs have feels too you know
>It comes off as a predator/prey or parasite/host relationship
not really
>There's something innately wrong with accepting the situation.
there is nothing wrong with the situation, he was fucked anyway and spider ayy lmao gf did her best to not let him die like the other ones.
probably can suck like a pool cleaner
I'm not ashamed to say this but I would wife that Spider ayy lmao asap.
Basically the alien spidey was a great Omegle roleplayer
>Secret War
>Dogshit
>its a fucking great deal if you ask me so why was he freaking out?
Because unlike you he was a being with a soul ambitions and a sense of self-worth.
OP BTFO
I kill spiders even if they pose no threat to me, if they want to live in my house they better start paying rent.
>Because unlike you he was a being with a soul ambitions and a sense of self-worth
ABSOLUTELY BTFO
B T F O
T
F
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HOW WILL OP EVER RECOVER
He had already known that he would be unable to return home though. The freakout was due to the cutie alien waifu, not the fact that he was pretty much stuck in limbo.
I'm not trying to argue about your stupid gf thing. I was trying to talk about the concept of the episode and why the theme is unnerving.
>so why was he freaking out?
Spiders build webs where the food is. That dead body was all sci-fi mummified like something had drained it. Also the girl never woke up again. Spider bitch killed and drained her asap in the real world when she could see the truth.
Is that it's mouth or vagina
No, those idiots doodled on their tanks and that mixed with the tanks fluid and slowly became toxic
What N64 game is this from?
we've already established the blue pill was actually the correct pill.
>obviously not eaten
unless his insides were liquefied by venom then sucked out, the way spiders eat things.
He was fucked anyway, there was no way home for him so why freak out over a qt alien that doesnt want him to die?
>so why was he freaking out?
so why was he?
that doesn't explain why they kept him alive.
obviously not for food.
the spider wanted to be his gf.
mouth probably
muttflix
then why was the protag not eaten?
>muttflix
I know, i was taking the piss m8
didn't the book pretty much state that the ayy spider knows they're all doomed and just wants to make them enjoy the remainders of their lives in this interdimensional hellhole?
>he may have been, eventually
>he may not have been eaten, but starved to death
>he may have been sustained by the ayy indefinitely
we don't know what ultimately happened to him.
did the book discuss what happened to the rest of the crew? were they also given fantasies?
>he may have been sustained by the ayy indefinitely
hopefully this but most likely this:
>he may not have been eaten, but starved to death
What human shape would your qt spider waifu have? For me it would be pretty obvious.
Cause of Death: Complete Dehydration
>Cause of Death: Complete Dehydration
how when you suck her spider titties all day long?
I wonder if they'll treat this like the ads in Grindhouse and make series or films out of the more popular episodes. Seems like a very Netflix thing to do
literally r*ddit: the show
True, but if you've already taken the redpill then you can't take the bluepill. There is no turning back after ingestion.
>"I can't go back, can I?"
>"No."
>that doesn't explain why they kept him alive.
>obviously not for food.
>the spider wanted to be his gf.
She wasn't hungry yet.
hypothetically speaking is there any way to escape this situation ?
>inb4 lol why would u try to leave spider qt gf
>Human shape
We don't really know since you can't be 100% sure that the info the alien told him was true, about how far away they were from the correct course etc.
Also we have no indication of the damage done on the ship, com equipment.
Too little info to say anything.
It looked like he wouldn't be able to cqc 1v1 that alien tho so chances of him escaping if it doesn't want him are too slim either way.
We'd need to know a lot more
> Will the spider respect personal choice
> how damaged is the ship
> how experienced is thom at ship repair
> are there more spiders
> what's the atmosphere like
> how far from civilization is he
Etc
they pay rent by helping to get rid of other bugs in your house. Its not like they raid your fridge at night
>To all the 13/f/Cali's I've loved before...
>literally r*ddit: the show
It's weird how every year, more and more people talk about this reddit place.
It used to be back in 2004-2005 nobody would ever talk about it. Now it's all anybody can talk about.
What's the appeal of it, anyway? Looks like a shitty version of Yea Forums without any images.
>What human shape would your qt spider waifu have?
2D
>being with a soul ambitions and a sense of self-worth
he was a space trucker. think you are reaching as bit there
It looks like someone was inspired by the cenobite from the tunnel chase scene in the original Hellraiser.
is this Lovecraftian?
A couple of the shorts are Cronenbergesque.
I'll go ahead and assume the information provided by the spider was true, as it was in the book. The mass relay thing they used at the beginning only works one way, you would need another one to get back to the Milky Way so even with a working ship you'd be fucked. And their ship had a giant hole in the hull. Plus in the book it was actually the first human ship to end up there, all the other derelict ships were some random alien craft that's been accumulating there for hundreds of thousands of years so you couldn't salvage any parts for repairs (the mass relay things were also of alien origin, humans only discovered them and learned to use them. In the book the hive and the spiders are implied to be artificial, biological constructs of the same species that constructed the relays)
Eva Green
Just looking at this picture makes me want to die a swift merciful death.
I recongnized a lot of these films as shorts from Heavy Metal /Metal Hurlant magazine shorts. Even the art style was familiar in many cases.
They suffocated due to some paint getting into hibermation bed filters.
Why?
The Spiderayylmao gf would take great care of you.
You would die anyway in this place but ayy lmao gf at least makes it a comfy death simulating everything you want in your head.
Just look at the place where he woke up, no way to escape this, hes done.
If I was in his shoes I‘d kiss that ayy lmao for being so friendly to me and not to eat me or torture me.
Care to give the book's name?
Beyond the Aquila Rift, it's a collection of short stories
I would gladly sign up for that shit. We're all pretty much stuck in this web already
I literally know a girl that looks exactly like this. I'll try and find her pic. She's not a spider unfortunately
He was overcome by his fear of the creature.
In actuality, the alien is probably the good guy in the story as it's completely isolated from all of civilisation but has enough empathy to make the death of any humans that crash there as blissful as possible.
What's fucked up is that spiderfu would be more repulsed by the sick fantasies in my head than I would be by her true form.
>noooooo, user-kun! Not the one where she pisses on her feet and makes you lick them clean again!
He was a trucker with no particular indication of long term ambitions.
what am I watching here
OH BABY
Why would the Spider gf be disgusted?
She would gladly simulate everything you want.
>what am I watching here
user is claiming that since there were other people in the fantasy world, those are all actually separate spiders in the real world.
He doesn't seem to think that spiderfu can create background NPCs.
There are other spiders chilling there.
From the outside perspective when he wakes up you can see some of them walking around.
What the fuck are you talking about? That's literally what the guy in the picture you replied to did.
what's it like being so fucking fat that you can't fit a few dozen spiders in your house?
The AI that sends the ship out is probably well aware it's sending people out to the rift on purpose. And it's likely been doing it for hundreds of years, since the ships are never found and it probably doesn't happen often enough to warrant any changes... millions of people go through that thing, nobody will miss a few here and there separated by that much time.
No woman is that perfect.
yes
The Spider gf is, she wouldn‘t know or care what is disgusting for humans, she only knows what you like and simulates it for you out of the goodness of her heart or whatever kinda shit spiders have for hearts.
This is how it should have ended.
>guy freaks out
>ayy lmao spider freaks out
>cut
>next scene he is sitting there happy and eating a stew prepared by his spider gf
Would this episode be considered cosmic horror?? I think it would be a great attempt at that, a concept a lot of people say can't be done well. Did AQRift prove them wrong?
>tfw no loving alien spider monster gf
IT HUUUUURTS!! AAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!
are there pics of this? dont think anyone saw this
Leg man's dream.
Yes there is
well post pics user, I want to see the spiderbros, I leggit cant see them
>tfw no qt spider gf
not the guy you're replying to but i made an attempt
Also the creature is not kind, it feeds of the despair of its victims when they break from the simulation
LIVIN' IN THE SHADOWS
What a painted whore. I prefer my spiders to be more trad and natural.
here made a webm
>it feeds of the despair of its victims when they break from the simulation
then why they didn't want him to break the simulation?
I smell bull.
what does alien spider pussy feel like?
/comfy/
Very good
silky smooth and extra warm
holy shit, so them being a hive actually changes the spiderfu thing a lot
Don't be mean, user.
If the alien would feed of his bad emotions it wouldnt simulate his waifu for him and cuddle with him.
Ayy lmao spider was friendly and the guy shouldnt have freaked out so hard after seeing her real form.
Kinda insulting for the poor girl who worked her ass off to please him.
How?
Did you read the short story?
>And somewhere distant, somewhere near the heart of the rock, in a matriarchal chamber all of its own, something drummed out messages to its companions and helpers, stiffly articulated, antler-like forelimbs beating against stretched tympana of finely veined skin, something that had been waiting here for eternities, something that wanted nothing more than to care for the souls of the lost.
If Greta was hinting about her own origin while feeding the guy lies, the spiders were among the first aliens to end up there. She saw that everyone went mad when they realized they were never getting back home so she tried to help them out by slowly feeding them a fantasy before pulling back the curtain.
So are the ayylmao spiderhive bad or good or what?
get qt spider ayy gf
find out her ex was a black dude
what would you do bros?
This concept never ends up in a happy perhaps bittersweet ending, it always ends as
>RRRRREEEEEE I'M STUCK IN HERE
>not learning about the ayys and befriending them
>not trying to find a way to get home
DROPPED
>“Because if there were, wouldn’t there be alien ships popping out of the aperture here? You’ve told me Blue Goose wasn’t the first through. But our domain—the one in the Local Bubble—must be outnumbered hundreds to one by all the others. If there are alien cultures out there, each stumbling on their own local domain, why haven’t any of them ever come through the aperture, the way we did?”
>Again that smile. But this time it chilled my blood.
>“What makes you think they haven’t, Thom?”
The spiders set up shop on the one warp point that connects all the other ones. Whenever a ship is accidentally or purposefully sent there, they make sure it never even tries to make the impossibly long journey back to wherever it came from. Greta just makes sure the process is less painful.
It's obviously keeping him barely alive for some reason, good or bad, or else he would've died from dehydration in a few days. Instead he only shows signs of being on the brink of starvation.
This guy has a pretty poor imagination if all he can come up with is some old flame, and not some super hot chick he could never get who now shits chocolate cake, pisses champagne and has armpits that taste of chocolate and vanilla ice cream, respectively.
She probably keeps him alive with the fluid coming from her body
i think he's not aware that he's trying to come up with anything. and maybe the spiderfu tried to give him or his crew mates a perfect fantasy, but that made them aware it was a fantasy. like in the matrix how mr smith explains that the matrix used to be a paradise, but that caused humans to reject the fantasy.
GIEV HUMAN (GIANT SPIDER) GF RIGHT NOW
[Riposte intensifies]