Don't need to wagecuck anymore ever

>don't need to wagecuck anymore ever
>don't need to pay debts to some kike
>everyone on board is already dead anyway fuck em coworkers are always faggots like fuck the lesbian and the dumb nigger
>far away from this gay earth so no annoying humans
>smart and sexy spider gf that loves you and can make her spider milk taste like champagne and be your waifu

its a fucking great deal if you ask me so why was he freaking out?

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and the Spider ayy lmao gf has lots of advantages

>can create cool scenarios in your head so never have to go out
>can show herself to you in whatever body you want to fuck
>loves you and doesn't want you to get hurt
>has feels for you
>is probably very strong in her real ayy form and can carry you around or you can ride on top of her
>keeps you alive and skinny/never get fat

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>Being livestock is great you guys
You're sick

What movie is this from?

>Being livestock is great you guys
But you are not.
ayy lmao gf wants you to be happy, she can even make her spider milk taste like champagne.
Its better than dying like the rest of the crew and since things are fucked anyway you might as well get into a relationship with a kinky ayy lmao gf.

Love Death and Robots Aquila rift episode

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What does the spider feed off of?

she could appear to you in every form you want and be your 2D or 3D waifu, whatever you want.

your semen maybe idk.
nobody knows what they eat but obviously not humans since the rest of the crew didn't look like they have been eaten.

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your semen

here a picture of a dead crew member, obviously not eaten.
the ayy lmao spider gf also says she doesn't want him to be hurt so you are safe.

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>semen
Nice. I suppose that's also why she induces her victims into wet dreams, to obtain semen. Sorta like Inception but naughty.