Sold MCU rights to Disney for $115 million

>sold MCU rights to Disney for $115 million
>sold Indiana Jones rights to Disney for peanuts
>never figured out how to make a Trek film
is Paramount the most incompetent studio?

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Paramount turned down Babylon 5, of course they're incompetent.

>finally manage to make a good Star Trek movie that actually feels like fucking Star Trek and the characters act like the characters they're supposed to be
>cancel the franchise
Yeah, I'm thinking they might be retarded.

Is that guy the best shitposter journalist or what? i never pay attention to journalists themselves so i don't remember any but so many motherfucking threads have been initiated with articles from him that he was basicaly forced into my memory.

Is there a real reason why it's always him or am i victim of some powerful long form chilling?

Hey Scott, here's an idea:
Star Trek 4 got cancelled due to the ongoing lawsuit + the fact that Paramount continues to ruin the franchise just like how Disney's ruining Star Wars.
Get that through your thick fucking skull next time, you cocksucking dilapidated kike.

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>ongoing lawsuit
Gonna need a quick rundown or at least a leading for independant researching my man.

I'm fine with this. TOS was meant to be episodic and taking it to films that go 4 years or more between was just silly. (Lots of other issues as well, but just noting that one as there never would have been a way to fix it.)

The TOS movies that came later only worked because they were the same versions of the characters and same actors. The JJ Trek movies asked us to be equally invested in big changes to the status quo without endearing anyone to his version of the characters and new cast, so of course it never felt very impactful.

Best to let JJ Trek die (and hopefully STD) and get some original series that move the prime universe forward, if we should live long enough for them to pull their heads out of their asses.

He's just so good at clickbait that he's kind of Yea Forums's nemesis.

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This post is spot on. Works better as episodic television anyway. Films are an uphill battle considering they never seemed to break through enough overseas

I see, thanks pal.

Whatever happened with Tarantino's Star Trek? Is that kill too?

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At first I thought tarantino's star trek was gonna be star trek 4, but it's not. I think he is gonna still make it.

They only had the distribution rights of some marvel movies.

>we made shit and it's YOUR FAULT!!

it's the punchable face + the best clickbait titles

just look at that god damn face right under the title.

Beyond was kino, even Mike and Jay said so.

By-chekhov got crushed to death by his own suv.

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That's the pattern isn't it. Same thing happened to Star Trek Enterprise when it started to hit its stride.

Well JJ Trek 3 was a complete shitshow that crapped all over canon, so 4 being cancelled probably saved a lot of embarrassment.
>putting shields up in warp
>solid objects getting through shields
>dropping out of warp by flying through the side of the ‘warp tube’
Etc etc

Please explain.

>Disney is to blame
>Not JJ "I wanna turn Trek into Star Wars with more POCs" Abrams

WB needs to buy Paramount before Disney does in 4 years, a James Wan st could be tight.

What a fucking redshirt.

A team of writers were working on it last I heard which was like six months ago

Cast the Next Generation reboot. I'll start:
>Picard
Jon Hamm in a bald cap
>Data
Paul Dano
>Riker
Richard Madden
>Worf
Terry Crews
>Beverly Crusher
Jessica Chastain
>Troi
Rosabell Laurentian Sellers
>Q
Hugh Laurie
>Wesley
Finn Wolfhard
>Geordi
Michael B Jordan

Whenever I think of watching Star Trek Beyond, I always remember that there was something about the movie that initially turned me off from watching it. It's the way they made Mr. Sulu gay. I think if they hadn't done that the movie would have been more successful.

>everything bad that happens is star wars' fault
has any movie made the world as ASSDESTROYED as TLJ?
it continues to amaze me how butthurt everyone is lmao

>Mendelson

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One bad movie, one controversial movie do not=/= killing star wars

>some original series
The next movies will be even more pozzed than STD. Careful what you wish for

based trek

>just look at that god damn face

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that damn smile

his hair is much worse irl btw

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when was the last good star trek movie?

>putting on a shitty suit jacket to sit in your messy undecorated office for a google hangout

There aren't even any fucking curtains. Total loser.

Beyond is boring flop garbage
Star trek into darkness

No but both in a row, definitely doesn't help.

You mean the guys that said TFA was a return to "real" Star Wars?

Star Trek is dead.
Bury it.

No. Really. As an old Trekkie, the franchise is dead to me ezcept for reruns and old merch. Only new thing I bought in the last few years was a TNG Bluetooth badge and jacket.

Beyond was fifty times the Trek movie that Into Darkness crap was. It was still medicore, but it somewhat resembled Trek unlike JJ's bullshit.

For a second I thought ofWalter Koenig, but remembered Yelchin died. Though Koenig's son killed himself in the woods or something. He played Boner on Growing Pains.

Oh Star Wars is to blame. Silly me, I thought it was the films being shit and 3 bombing horribly

They're going the same way as Fox is. People who meme about sony being in trouble, sony is actually fine now. It's paramount who's in deep shit.

I wouldn't be surprised if WB absorbs them at this rate

not WB. Comcast considered doing it, but they can't for now.

Holy shit, I would watch the shit out of this if they didn't crap all over TNG and just continued it. Of course Hollywood is trigger happy with full on reboots these days.

I know which is why the best thing is really to let it go dormant for a while until we hopefully emerge from the SJW menace.

Burying Star Trek and Star Wars still won't solve the bigger issue.

ST VI, for serious Trek movies. First Contact for fun action Trek. Honestly the magic of the Trek movies was simply in the TOS cast. Even V, as shitty as it was, still had some really enjoyable and comfy moments. The magic was really in seeing old friends.

>Bumblebee actually good
>Nah senpai, the next sequel will "Bay it up"

Paramount need to go under at this point.

This.
The TNG movies were awful 2 hour episodes with a bigger SFX budget. The television-level acting of the cast (outside of Stewart's ham) really shows badly in the movies. And of COURSE we have to make Brent Spiner the main focus.
The NuTreck movies that aren't the remake of Wrath of Khan are watchable. But fuck that second movie. Fuck it with a rusty rake.

Oh god it's Mendelson

Don't give him any light. Not even a pic with no link.

Just ignore him

Crusher needs to be a black woman. Riker, too.

That is so fucking awful I can tell you watch STD.

>New Star Trek movie
>Tom Cruise plays the Captain
>Rebecca Ferguson plays the Commander
>Fill other roles accordingly
It's that simple Paramount.

What are you a warpologist lmao

He's a Jew

there has never been a good star trek movie

>sold MCU rights to Disney for $115 million
holy shit, did they really? what a bunch of retards

they stole half the ideas for DS9 and got away with it, that was pretty competent.

This.
JJ trek movies are not trek and not good movies on their own merit either.
Why about discovery, have not seen, is it anything?
>episodic
Yep. They are meant to be like doctor who or sliders or stargate, with on going characters to anchor your interest but the main focus is the inventive sci fi moral play/detective plot of the week. Not some big sci fi action show price.

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Make it so

>Hugh Laurie as Q

...Motherfucker, now I really want this.

Reboots are cancer, fuck off. Make a new sister ship in the same time period if you have to, but fuck off with the reboots, those are for devopmental challaegd adults.

Star Trek 3 WAS SHIT. Complete fucking garbage.
EP8 level of garbage. A real dumpster fire.

>one bad movie
>one garbage movie
>one movie nobody wanted

Sorry but it's dead.

I just don't fucking understand.

The Martian made good money. Interstellar made good money. Gravity made good money. Arrival made good money.

Why the fuck are they so convinced that a Star Trek movie must be a fucking action movie?

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>Why the fuck are they so convinced that a Star Trek movie must be a fucking action movie?
Because it's made by people who have never watched Star Trek. Look at STD for example, you can see how much they hate Trek.

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No, they need to make Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Next Generation. no more trek reboots or prequels

Mission Impossible in space? I'd watch that. It's what the JJ movies were trying to be like anyway.

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Beyond goes down the drain after they decided blow up the Enterprise, it was actually looking like it would be something good initially (save for that dumbass scene they had with Kirk being a baby whilst drinking with bones)

Are you FUCKING kidding me?
Beastie Boys in FUKN SPACE is good Trek to you?
Go back to STD and get one there.

This asshole is the jewiest Jew of them all.
Everything he says is suspect.

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Beyond was watchable but it wasn't exactly good.

brah

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HOW do people like this even get the idea they have speaking rights in Trek threads?

HOW ABOUT NO!

There´s ENOUGH lore for dozens of TV shows, but youfuknjews always want to copy shit for the guaranteed sheckels.

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Very much so.

*pimp slaps
This was an INTEGRAL part of the storyline for 2 damn movies!
It´s just a fukn lazy gimmick in JarJar Trek.
They even looking bored at the new one getting magic-glued together at the end.

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>Star Trek
SHE'S DEAD JIM!