This is my Captain Marvel!
This is my Captain Marvel!
Owen Rodriguez
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Cooper Ward
by the way i love my life
Jace Cook
ngl, I'd bang
Lucas Ortiz
how many times did Pajeet nut in her pink pussy?
Ethan Cooper
Brayden Wood
She only let him nut on his own fat belly. Only the Edison device was allowed to nut inside her. Remember he revered her.
>hnngghhh
Jaxon Jackson
Dylan Richardson
Try talking with a fake low/deep baritone voice. Imagine spending every waking moment of your public (and maybe even private???) life talking with this faked voice. Imagine in moments of excitement you slip out of your voice for briefest of moments before forcing yourself back into the fake low voice.
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How terrifying living like this.
Charles Hall
She looks sociopathic but in a cute way.
Anthony Bennett
i don't revere her i love her.
Owen Scott
is she related to zucc???
Chase Morales
Matthew Long
shes related to me because shes my future wife.
Alexander Martinez
Pthumerian
Robert Campbell
I bet all the insiders laughed at her behind the scenes for how cheesy this was.
Ayden Rivera
the insiders towed the line for as long as reality would possibly allow. that is one's only option when confronted with her iron will! even the corporate snitches doubted themselves while they debated internally what to do when they fully realized how fucked everything was.
Cameron Cooper
>day and night, i cry for your love
>you're not convinced that that is enough..
>to justify my wanting you
there's no cure for this
Evan Butler
she cute. in a homely sort of way.
Chase Bailey
BAD INVESTMENT MOMMY
Nathaniel Cruz
>she was born in 1984
>you will never come near to what she accomplished
>though she soared too close to the sun, she at least braved fly whereas you will never lift your feet off the ground
Gavin Butler
MARONNNAA
Logan Bell
crazy eyes
crazzzzy eyes
Isaiah Baker
is this the ultimate findom fetish?
Mason Ward
Can you imagine hearing her moan in her deep baritone?
>seduces 93 yr old george schultz in an effort to secure more funding
>insists on wearing the black turtleneck to bed
>hrunghhh HRUNGHHH-ah
>”stick me with your prick til i bleed sugar daddy”
Tyler Lee
OUTTA MY WAY BEST PIC 2019 COMING THRU
Oliver Martin
That male jaw
Zachary Morales
>even in her deepest throes of orgasm she keeps up the fake voice act, her moans never really shifting in pitch but remaining monotone and soulless throughout her climax, which you begin to wonder is even itself real
Tyler Gray
i've always been a fool for blondes i'll admit so i was particularly vulnerable to this.
Kayden Hill
>you realize her hair was faked too
Aiden Myers
i don't care if my star quarterback started out a tight end you know what i'm saying?
James Hill
>you know what i'm saying?
Does it have something to do with transexuals?
Jayden Turner
if you like? that's totally up to you guy what you glean from any of this is seriously not my cause. i'm happy with a religion of 1 believe me.
Charles Lopez
Lincoln Evans
>hate women
>fault women for being attracted to serial killers, domestic abusers, con artists and other bad men
>in spite of this find yourself attracted to a sociopath who would make your life even worse
Lincoln Wood
Luis Lopez
>all these old ass men saying they ""believed"" in holmes
nigga they just wanted to fuck the shit out of her
Logan Wood
You like what you like, user. I hope you settle down with a real sociopath with hard to decipher emotions.
Caleb Moore
my ex was a mean drunk and i see no reason why a sega genesis shadowrun-tier industrial level con artist wouldn't make a perfectly good follow up.
Nolan Garcia
Mason Adams
It just sounds like your mother abused you and for psychosexual reasons I don't understand you want to continue the abuse
Justin Stewart
abuse is relative. i like to always compare my life to a dirty anonymous russian ww2 conscript at stalingrad and things have a way of always being at least somewhat better than that.
Jason Ward
I think you have a degradation fetish
Lucas Wright
The CGI in this film was very lacking imo.
Cooper White
She looks like female roger ebert after they turned him into a muppet
Hudson Hill
in this scene she literally does what the boss from dilbert would do and diverts a discussion about engineering problems that are company wrecking so she talks about naming a data cloud "yoda"
Parker Hernandez
First time I saw her pic in an article with the "something biggest scam" I honestly and I shit you not though some autist used face app and made a female version of zucc and trolled people and did scams and shit lol
I'm a fkn retard
Caleb Green
Black emoticons are insufferable.
Elijah Murphy
you can redeem yourself by getting me an angle measurement on this neck posture, stat! thats first on my grocery list get my girl here to a chiropractor.
Jayden Garcia
pic. the turtleneck really highlights the computer geek hunch.
Ethan Diaz
>After Dr. Gardner kept rejecting then-freshman Holmes' idea, telling her it was impossible, she moved on to Channing Robertson, Stanford's professor of chemical engineering and the dean of the engineering school, who quickly became her mentor. And eventually her employee, as he was the first to join Theranos' board, comparing Holmes to iconic figures in an interview with Bloomberg Businessweek Magazine.
>"I think there are people who are the Mozarts and the Beethovens and the Newtons, the Lavoisiers and the Einsteins and the da Vincis, who come along rarely in a generational sense," he said. "These people who become scientists and artists and musicians, I think, possess a very special capability. It was becoming more and more clear to me that she had it. I was in the presence of somebody who was unlike anything that I had seen before."
Easton Long
u gay
Zachary Thompson
extremely redpilled thread
Brandon Long
she fucking shits on the dude from that decaprio movie. catch me if you can. he pretended to be a doctor but i don't think he fucked up THIS bad.
Brayden Walker
Honestly thats the part thats so frustrating. She was so wrapped up in the PR and marketing of it and branding it that she tuned out what all the scientists and engineers were saying
How can you have 800+ people working on the prototype for years on end and still not have anything remotely workable on more than a single blood test? It is horrible project management
I feel like Elizabeth did her part as marketer and public visionary, but the rest of the bum ass workers let her down (or alternately she didn’t listen to them)
Isaiah Mitchell
this movie really makes me feel for ugly girls, like if you get born a hot blonde girl and read some leadership books you'll have james mattis and kissinger wheelbarrowing money into your palo alto office while a bunch of jacked dudes say eagle one into their wrist and intimidate the shit out of your already highly compartmentalized and anxious employees.
William Clark
Blond haired blue eyed girls literally have the world by the nutsack
All the doors just magically open for them
Robert Johnson
she looks like fucks poo in the loos
Ayden Jones
her tits look very good when she's walking in a few parts in this movie.
Gabriel Peterson
>tfw will never be chad enough to win holmes's heart
This is her new bf on a trip to Burning Man. It looks like she's having fun without me.
Colton Hughes
>liberals bought in because she was a she
wew
Jayden Wright
She marketed a product that couldn't exist, user, because the science/technology just isn't there. Then the company was managed in a way to prevent its own workers from finding out what the technology actually was (because it didn't exist/work). Nobody let her down but her own compulsive lying.
Juan Powell
whole movie is office kino btw. up there with the secretary as far as that's concerned.
Justin Scott
>they was keylogging me! :O
Andrew Carter
god damn i wish that was me
Leo Collins
Jacob Brown
Agreed that the shady management tactics was their undoing
If they had been up front about not having a product yet, but working to solve it, i think the public would have been fine with it. The lies ultimately fucked her over
Camden Jones
Sebastian Foster
>How can you have 800+ people working on the prototype for years on end and still not have anything remotely workable on more than a single blood test?
It was never intended to work. She had separate teams working on different parts of the device, and none of them were allowed to talk to each other. This was deliberately done to make sure that no one had a full picture of what this thing could do, that way they could say it did anything.
Nathaniel Garcia
errol morris face when he meets her fucking lol. the whole movie summed up right here. (this thread summed up while im bullshittin)
Carter Collins
>shirt literally says sex
noooooo, chad can't keep getting away with it!!
Liam Gomez
It's not solvable. Her device was literally science fiction. We're hundreds of years away from anything like it.
David Thompson
and yet we achieved HER in our lifetimes. what can't we accomplish?
Lucas Fisher
What was it supposed to be?
Mason Hernandez
arizona house rep to holmes as they approve the theranos disaster in arizona:
>You are magnificent. There isn't a question any of us could ask that you haven't answered twenty or thirty times before.
he looks at her like she came in with christmas presents for everyone.
Isaiah Young
pic related
Kayden Sullivan
I'm watching right now, and I CAN'T FUCKING STAND her stupid put-on, bulldyke, retard voice. Good fucking god.
Asher Sanders
really? watching her strut around in her little turtleneck talking in a "man voice" is one of the best parts about it. i cant wait for the jlaw movie i want to see her impression of holmes. if i got them both together dressing and acting like that i think i'd bust my nuts to death.
Hudson Collins
the leader is good. i love the leader!
Henry White
>Work! I COMMAND you to work!
Connor Sanders
all she had to do was let her guys make the machine bigger and they could have gotten somewhere and she absolutely refused this. she wasn't even completely wrong she just needed to chill on making it portable and to stop asking them to integrate video game technology like nanomachines.
Gabriel Peterson
CAN'T TOUCH THIS
Nicholas Russell
Austin Sanders
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Evan Thompson
dress.
Ayden Rivera
note the vice president's respectful distance: he won't be getting any sniff sniff today!
Evan Brown
The size thing also felt like apple. She couldnt get off steve jobs’ jock. He made the iPod smaller than any device before it. She wanted one of those things in everyone’s household (honestly who needs blood drawn more than once a year? It’s ludicrous)
Nathan Jenkins
Her real voice isn't bad
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Alexander Turner
boss bitch.
Thomas Cruz
not pictured: an additional 4 or 8 huge bodyguards flanking her talking into their wrists for this one hallway alone.
Michael Peterson
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Can’t touch this
Blake Edwards
who is this?
Jeremiah Parker
lmao. if you say so...
Joseph Collins
theranos founder elizabeth holmes
Nathaniel Cooper
she didn't accomplish shit, she's a complete fucking fraud.
Brody Barnes
Why does she wear the turtle neck Yea Forums?
Liam Gutierrez
i would like to see her get blacked in a bbc gangbang
Luis Hall
I want her to give me a handjob without ever breaking eye contact or blinking.
Evan Brown
>This was real lunacy. I don't know if she was out of her mind...
David Watson
>tfw no scamfu
Bentley Nelson
her emergency interview suit
Brayden Kelly
You think the women hate here is logical? It's pretty obvious it's just rage because they can't get fucked.
You're talking about the board who fell in love with those 12 year old, fat, ugly, Slenderman killers from Wisconsin a few years ago. There's no logical consistency here.
Christopher Clark
Sounds exhausting.
Hunter Robinson
Was theranos a scam by rich jews to funnel money from gullible billionaires?
Alexander Reyes
>Elizabeth Broke up with Sunny and fired him from the company.
But ELIZABETH what about the SEX?
Evan Perry
>Mousy, blonde, blue eyes, crazy, a little thick.
Literally perfect to me.
Brody Gonzalez
>Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Landon Lewis
This, I can understand sticking one of those in pharmacies but there's absolutely no reason your average Joe would need one.
Connor Jackson
Why did she do it? Do you think she believed in her tech?
James Nguyen
i have one theory the whole thing is just deep state shit with kissinger and the others and her and sunny are just fall guys for a deeper con. black budget shit, weapon to surpass metal gear etc.
Jordan Ward
I absolutely don't. That's my point. I don't know why I keep falling into the trap of trying to reason with retards though. I shouldn't care.
Parker Gonzalez
I want her to spit into my open mouth.
Nathaniel Reyes
>Dr. Gardner
Of course the female didn't fall her bullshit because she was never hoping to have sex with her.
Aaron Parker
have sex
Connor Ward
Shes so cute
Joseph Bailey
Initially I genuinely think she believed in it.. the problem was over time a little white lie about the machines functionality turned into a multi billion dollar whopper.
She never ever ever shouldve gone to market with it. That was her undoing.
Camden Phillips
Thats as method as Bale.
Gabriel Powell
He's in the pockets of one of her BoD member.
Jaxson Baker
they can't make a printer that works how could they make a machine like this only replace toner with BLOOD then add those problems back in.
Cooper Garcia
You can invent, but can you build?
Nolan Martinez
>Mousy
Isn't she tall?
Christopher Richardson
Her idol was steve jobs and tried to copy him in every way. She even hired some of apples old school days employees. When she found out which days steve would have meetings she would pick those days aswell.
Gay
Okay this is epic
Brody Lewis
GIWTWM
Ian Gomez
Probably not but they’re both soulless for sure
Fucking lol
Xavier Torres
ok its 1am time for me to stop looking at the same 43 screenshots of the movie i just watched over and over again good thread good night Yea Forums
Gabriel Diaz
really, have sex.
Luke Wilson
she looks like she fucks indian men
Thomas Ward
Just looking into her eyes is headache inducing.
David Gonzalez
Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.
The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.
For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY
NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.
Leo Hernandez
have sex