This is my Captain Marvel!

is she related to zucc???

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shes related to me because shes my future wife.

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Pthumerian

I bet all the insiders laughed at her behind the scenes for how cheesy this was.

the insiders towed the line for as long as reality would possibly allow. that is one's only option when confronted with her iron will! even the corporate snitches doubted themselves while they debated internally what to do when they fully realized how fucked everything was.

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>day and night, i cry for your love
>you're not convinced that that is enough..
>to justify my wanting you
there's no cure for this

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she cute. in a homely sort of way.

BAD INVESTMENT MOMMY

>she was born in 1984
>you will never come near to what she accomplished
>though she soared too close to the sun, she at least braved fly whereas you will never lift your feet off the ground

MARONNNAA

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crazy eyes

crazzzzy eyes

is this the ultimate findom fetish?

Can you imagine hearing her moan in her deep baritone?

>seduces 93 yr old george schultz in an effort to secure more funding
>insists on wearing the black turtleneck to bed
>hrunghhh HRUNGHHH-ah
>”stick me with your prick til i bleed sugar daddy”

OUTTA MY WAY BEST PIC 2019 COMING THRU

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That male jaw

>even in her deepest throes of orgasm she keeps up the fake voice act, her moans never really shifting in pitch but remaining monotone and soulless throughout her climax, which you begin to wonder is even itself real

i've always been a fool for blondes i'll admit so i was particularly vulnerable to this.

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>you realize her hair was faked too

i don't care if my star quarterback started out a tight end you know what i'm saying?

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>you know what i'm saying?
Does it have something to do with transexuals?

if you like? that's totally up to you guy what you glean from any of this is seriously not my cause. i'm happy with a religion of 1 believe me.

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>hate women
>fault women for being attracted to serial killers, domestic abusers, con artists and other bad men
>in spite of this find yourself attracted to a sociopath who would make your life even worse

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>all these old ass men saying they ""believed"" in holmes
nigga they just wanted to fuck the shit out of her

You like what you like, user. I hope you settle down with a real sociopath with hard to decipher emotions.

my ex was a mean drunk and i see no reason why a sega genesis shadowrun-tier industrial level con artist wouldn't make a perfectly good follow up.

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It just sounds like your mother abused you and for psychosexual reasons I don't understand you want to continue the abuse

abuse is relative. i like to always compare my life to a dirty anonymous russian ww2 conscript at stalingrad and things have a way of always being at least somewhat better than that.

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I think you have a degradation fetish

The CGI in this film was very lacking imo.

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She looks like female roger ebert after they turned him into a muppet

in this scene she literally does what the boss from dilbert would do and diverts a discussion about engineering problems that are company wrecking so she talks about naming a data cloud "yoda"

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First time I saw her pic in an article with the "something biggest scam" I honestly and I shit you not though some autist used face app and made a female version of zucc and trolled people and did scams and shit lol
I'm a fkn retard

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Black emoticons are insufferable.

you can redeem yourself by getting me an angle measurement on this neck posture, stat! thats first on my grocery list get my girl here to a chiropractor.

pic. the turtleneck really highlights the computer geek hunch.

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>After Dr. Gardner kept rejecting then-freshman Holmes' idea, telling her it was impossible, she moved on to Channing Robertson, Stanford's professor of chemical engineering and the dean of the engineering school, who quickly became her mentor. And eventually her employee, as he was the first to join Theranos' board, comparing Holmes to iconic figures in an interview with Bloomberg Businessweek Magazine.
>"I think there are people who are the Mozarts and the Beethovens and the Newtons, the Lavoisiers and the Einsteins and the da Vincis, who come along rarely in a generational sense," he said. "These people who become scientists and artists and musicians, I think, possess a very special capability. It was becoming more and more clear to me that she had it. I was in the presence of somebody who was unlike anything that I had seen before."

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u gay

extremely redpilled thread

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she fucking shits on the dude from that decaprio movie. catch me if you can. he pretended to be a doctor but i don't think he fucked up THIS bad.

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Honestly thats the part thats so frustrating. She was so wrapped up in the PR and marketing of it and branding it that she tuned out what all the scientists and engineers were saying

How can you have 800+ people working on the prototype for years on end and still not have anything remotely workable on more than a single blood test? It is horrible project management

I feel like Elizabeth did her part as marketer and public visionary, but the rest of the bum ass workers let her down (or alternately she didn’t listen to them)

this movie really makes me feel for ugly girls, like if you get born a hot blonde girl and read some leadership books you'll have james mattis and kissinger wheelbarrowing money into your palo alto office while a bunch of jacked dudes say eagle one into their wrist and intimidate the shit out of your already highly compartmentalized and anxious employees.

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Blond haired blue eyed girls literally have the world by the nutsack

All the doors just magically open for them

she looks like fucks poo in the loos

her tits look very good when she's walking in a few parts in this movie.

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>tfw will never be chad enough to win holmes's heart
This is her new bf on a trip to Burning Man. It looks like she's having fun without me.

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>liberals bought in because she was a she
wew

She marketed a product that couldn't exist, user, because the science/technology just isn't there. Then the company was managed in a way to prevent its own workers from finding out what the technology actually was (because it didn't exist/work). Nobody let her down but her own compulsive lying.

whole movie is office kino btw. up there with the secretary as far as that's concerned.

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>they was keylogging me! :O

god damn i wish that was me

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Agreed that the shady management tactics was their undoing

If they had been up front about not having a product yet, but working to solve it, i think the public would have been fine with it. The lies ultimately fucked her over

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>How can you have 800+ people working on the prototype for years on end and still not have anything remotely workable on more than a single blood test?
It was never intended to work. She had separate teams working on different parts of the device, and none of them were allowed to talk to each other. This was deliberately done to make sure that no one had a full picture of what this thing could do, that way they could say it did anything.

errol morris face when he meets her fucking lol. the whole movie summed up right here. (this thread summed up while im bullshittin)

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>shirt literally says sex
noooooo, chad can't keep getting away with it!!

It's not solvable. Her device was literally science fiction. We're hundreds of years away from anything like it.

and yet we achieved HER in our lifetimes. what can't we accomplish?

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What was it supposed to be?

arizona house rep to holmes as they approve the theranos disaster in arizona:
>You are magnificent. There isn't a question any of us could ask that you haven't answered twenty or thirty times before.
he looks at her like she came in with christmas presents for everyone.

pic related

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I'm watching right now, and I CAN'T FUCKING STAND her stupid put-on, bulldyke, retard voice. Good fucking god.

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really? watching her strut around in her little turtleneck talking in a "man voice" is one of the best parts about it. i cant wait for the jlaw movie i want to see her impression of holmes. if i got them both together dressing and acting like that i think i'd bust my nuts to death.

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the leader is good. i love the leader!

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>Work! I COMMAND you to work!

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all she had to do was let her guys make the machine bigger and they could have gotten somewhere and she absolutely refused this. she wasn't even completely wrong she just needed to chill on making it portable and to stop asking them to integrate video game technology like nanomachines.

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CAN'T TOUCH THIS

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dress.

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note the vice president's respectful distance: he won't be getting any sniff sniff today!

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The size thing also felt like apple. She couldnt get off steve jobs’ jock. He made the iPod smaller than any device before it. She wanted one of those things in everyone’s household (honestly who needs blood drawn more than once a year? It’s ludicrous)

Her real voice isn't bad
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boss bitch.

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not pictured: an additional 4 or 8 huge bodyguards flanking her talking into their wrists for this one hallway alone.

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i.4cdn.org/tv/1553450262499.webm
Can’t touch this

who is this?

lmao. if you say so...

theranos founder elizabeth holmes

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she didn't accomplish shit, she's a complete fucking fraud.

Why does she wear the turtle neck Yea Forums?

i would like to see her get blacked in a bbc gangbang

I want her to give me a handjob without ever breaking eye contact or blinking.

>This was real lunacy. I don't know if she was out of her mind...

>tfw no scamfu

her emergency interview suit

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You think the women hate here is logical? It's pretty obvious it's just rage because they can't get fucked.

You're talking about the board who fell in love with those 12 year old, fat, ugly, Slenderman killers from Wisconsin a few years ago. There's no logical consistency here.

Sounds exhausting.

Was theranos a scam by rich jews to funnel money from gullible billionaires?

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>Elizabeth Broke up with Sunny and fired him from the company.
But ELIZABETH what about the SEX?

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>Mousy, blonde, blue eyes, crazy, a little thick.
Literally perfect to me.

>Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

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This, I can understand sticking one of those in pharmacies but there's absolutely no reason your average Joe would need one.

Why did she do it? Do you think she believed in her tech?

i have one theory the whole thing is just deep state shit with kissinger and the others and her and sunny are just fall guys for a deeper con. black budget shit, weapon to surpass metal gear etc.

I absolutely don't. That's my point. I don't know why I keep falling into the trap of trying to reason with retards though. I shouldn't care.

I want her to spit into my open mouth.

>Dr. Gardner
Of course the female didn't fall her bullshit because she was never hoping to have sex with her.

have sex

Shes so cute

Initially I genuinely think she believed in it.. the problem was over time a little white lie about the machines functionality turned into a multi billion dollar whopper.

She never ever ever shouldve gone to market with it. That was her undoing.

Thats as method as Bale.

He's in the pockets of one of her BoD member.

they can't make a printer that works how could they make a machine like this only replace toner with BLOOD then add those problems back in.

You can invent, but can you build?

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>Mousy
Isn't she tall?

Her idol was steve jobs and tried to copy him in every way. She even hired some of apples old school days employees. When she found out which days steve would have meetings she would pick those days aswell.
Gay
Okay this is epic

GIWTWM

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Probably not but they’re both soulless for sure
Fucking lol

ok its 1am time for me to stop looking at the same 43 screenshots of the movie i just watched over and over again good thread good night Yea Forums

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really, have sex.

she looks like she fucks indian men

Just looking into her eyes is headache inducing.

Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

have sex