What would 2019 Cheers look like?
What would 2019 Cheers look like?
Matthew Johnson
Nathan Baker
Community
Benjamin Lewis
They drink low calorie microbews
Isaac Baker
Nobody talks and everyone just looks at there phones the entire time
Jaxon Reed
yep
Andrew Cook
>annoying SJW woman
>gay black man
>tranny
Lashings of white guilt
Jose Hughes
I can't believe Norm and Cliff were in their 30s when this show began, they look like they're middle aged
It's a good thing we live in a world of moisturizers and unleaded gasoline
David Adams
Entire cast is mezitos except Norm, who is the same actor and represents the death of white European heritage in the US. Norm often makes pointed remarks about how the other characters can’t achieve things but they do, every week, and always end by saying “thats the problem with you whiteys... always holding us proud WHHHATIINNAS down. Well look whose in charge now pendeho. MAKE AMERICA MEXICO AGAIN.” and the whole audience whoops and cheers. Norm makes a grumpy face.
Aiden Long
Fuck you
Grayson Thompson
Its true though zoomer
John Rodriguez
Joseph Sanders
>annoying SJW woman
They already had that, but back then it was used as a way to make fun of her. Today they could give that character the same lines and it would be applauded instead.
Jayden Nelson
Imagine typing this out and thinking it would make someone laugh
Ryan Bell
>hey did you guys know that......
>Yes we did because we have access to the internet so everyone always knows everything now and therefore there is nothing to actually have conversations about
Ryder King
Horace and Pete or whatever that Louis C.K. show was before he disappeared.
Jason Walker
Haha epic I was born in the wrong generation!
Connor Reyes
They would all be female.
Hudson Martin
microbrews are all pretty high calorie
Juan Rodriguez
Cliff get iPad
Ethan Thomas
>The Sam Character
Would be black and a former NBA player, still a massive ladies man but wouldn't have as many scenes where he ends up winning the situation. His womanizing would more be used as a way to show the audience why it's wrong for men to act that way, but he would still score constantly.
>The Coach/Woody Character
Would still be a white male but they would play up the dumb farm boy shtick even more and not in an endearing way. Would use him as a strawman on how people all living in the flyover states are terrible
>The Carla Character
Nothing would change. Back then she won basically every interaction and could do no wrong. Would be hispanic instead of Italian.
>The Diane Character
Nothing would change but instead of using her idealism as comedy it would be taken seriously. She would never be the butt of the joke at any point.
>The Norm Character
Would still be white, and feature every personality characteristic he had in the show except he would be submissive to his wife.
>The Cliff Character
Would still be white. I can't think of what the equivalent easy laughingstock career is today but he definitely wouldn't be at the post office, probably still works for the government though and is still very patriotic. His patriotism is used in ways to make him come across as very stupid instead of in a humorous way. Would be used as a way to further humiliate white men that aren't successful in the mainstream.
>The Rebecca Character
Would be played by one of those light skin mixed race black girls with the huge natural hair. She would be a very competent businesswoman instead of a failure, and would always be in control of her emotions.
Basically the entire nucheers would be filled with a lot of the same jokes and plot lines, but the only difference is the humor of the shows today is much more mean spirited and lacks subtlety. Would be much harder to show any of the girls in a bad position and would show the guys as retards.
Carson Ward
Do people even get together with buddies to drink anymore? Genuinely asking I'm out of the loop on everything.
Nathan Murphy
It made everyone in this thread smirk except cuck faggots like you.
Wyatt Mitchell
if they have friends, maybe...
Adam Butler
these are all true and sad
kek, and he uses it to cheat at bar trivia night
Nicholas Price
This is true. I went to 3 bars the last couple of weeks. Nobody even talks to anybody unless the people they came with.
Oliver Gonzalez
I do, but it depends on what group I’m with.
Jack Thomas
I see myself in both of them and it hurts so much
Michael Lewis
>nucheers
please I shudder at the thought, especially since your "guesstimate" of it seems eerily prescient
(pic: the bar today, being restored for future display)
Joseph Foster
There already was “2 Broke Girls” that nice attempt to take over the spot.
Samuel Barnes
no kidding, I want to be like Frasier but I'm not well spoken (I do have his hairline though), I don't want to be like Cliff but I tend to annoy everybody around me like he does (and I have his body) but in reality I'm lazy and passive like Norm without being the "big guy everybody likes", it sucks, still like the characters though
Wyatt Powell
>Pringe Albert
Ok
Adam Johnson
>its a cliff thinks Hitler lives in his building episode
Levi Brooks
Horace and Pete was literally this and it was pure kino
Louis CK did nothing wrong.
Adam Roberts
set in an urban bar with a salsa night, slam poetry night, reggae night etc
Sam has dreadlocks and is black, always respectful to the females but still scores heavily among the ladies (all races, even asian chicks improbably show up to leer at him)
Diane is a college student studying feminist theory and the first 5 seasons isn't "will they get together or not" but instead is "will she accept a man in her life or stick to her guns and remain free and empowered"
Carla is a sassy hispanic woman with (no change- 8 kids) the dad/dads are never mentioned
Cliff is an old white guy who says irrelevant and outdated stuff that everybody scoffs at...
you know what, this is making me sick to my stomach and I don't want to even imagine it anymore
Benjamin Martin
I'll have to look that up.
Jackson Mitchell
cheers get ipad
Jeremiah Perez
>everyone always knows everything now
Christian Russell
Nah most normalfags are still plebs today.
Jaxon Foster
palpable autism
Jackson Garcia
yeah, if this is true why is everybody such a complete dumb-ass now? In this show they frequently have conversations about classical music, literature, artists, poets, philosophers, etc, last bar I was in they all looked like they could only talk about the best crystal meth they ever scored.
Jace Roberts
lol do you think people stopped talking to each other cause internet made them too bright? If anything people are dumber than ever
Eli Nguyen
Thats the opposite of what i was saying you zoomer fuck, everybody acts like they know everything now retard
Adrian Adams
Easton Bailey
Jeri get ipad
Nathaniel Reyes
apparently you think you know how to write a proper fucking sentence, maybe google that dipshit
Bentley Jackson
anyone with fucking two brain cells understoof what i was saying, seek some help zoomer
Dylan Rivera
get a room you two
Adrian Johnson
Did people know at the time it came out that Ted Danson had on a hair piece or was that one of the biggest twists in show history? I never saw it coming but I'm not from that time.
Liam Foster
it was a good one so I don't think anybody (watching at home at least) noticed he was wearing it, it was a big reveal when he took it off in... "It's Lonely on the Top", season 11.
Samuel Ross
they all drink alone at home.
Lucas Brown
Top 2 panels.
Aaron Green
I read that question and got a little sick.
Henry Green
Which episode is this?
Eli Murphy
>Kramer starts streaming Fortnite, can't garner or views or subs unless Elaine is on cam
>George gets his identity stolen, ponders why anyone would want it
>Jerry's career takes a nosedive after sending out a "problematic" tweet
Eli Rogers
The George one is fantastic. I don't know if you just came up with that but there's so much they could do with it.
Kevin Sanchez
the gang tries desperately to win an award
Carter Parker
It's one of the only times I've watched a show that went on as long as it did where I actually felt that it ended too early. I mean there were 11 seasons which is ridiculous but I think they had even more they could have done.
Sebastian Thompson
Ted Danson wanted to move on and Woody said he didn't want to do it without Ted so they ended it, after a great 11th season it did seem like it could have gone on but... we still have 270+ great episodes
Ryder Richardson
They'd all smoke weed in Eric's basement.
Charles Hill
>but I think they had even more they could have done.
please or you're going to start them with the whole "Cliff have ipad" bit
John Bailey
You mean that shitty prequel series to Frasier?
Ryan Ward
>it's a Marty Crane goes deep undercover as an advertising jingle expert episode
Jace Bailey
Ethan Lee
you're late, faggo
Lucas Davis
F
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Adrian Butler
Austin Green
>As the oddball cast of characters that hangs out at Abby's will tell you, everyone needs a bar to call home. Theirs just happens to be an unlicensed watering hole in Abby's backyard, where the drinks are cheap and the laughs abound. But what really makes this place so special is Abby. She's a tough cookie with no time for nonsense. She doesn't allow cell phones, earning a seat at the bar takes time, and losing a challenge means drinking a limey, sugary, non-beer cocktail -- and her regulars wouldn't have it any other way.
Angel Phillips
Jeremiah Thompson
>last bar I was in they all looked like they could only talk about the best crystal meth they ever scored.
It was like this in bars in the 80's and 90's too. Cheers is a fucking tv show.
Asher Cox
>just happens to be an unlicensed watering hole in Abby's backyard
Noah Sanders
yeah, zoomer, I've been going to bars since the 90s and they weren't all as dire as now
Chase Perez
>drunk retards talking about dumb shit
it's always been this way little zoomer. It's past your bedtime.
Hunter Nguyen
cringe
Charles Edwards
Christ, look at these worthless barflies.
Ryan Roberts
Besides making snide remarks about the death of good shows here’s a serious answer I think would be enjoyable
First thing I’d do is make all their ages range from 20s-30s
Frazier’s character is replaced with a STEM graduate and is a professor in mathematics at Boston Uni
Norm is replaced with that fat funny guy who’s in a frat
Sams character is replaced with a chad who took some time off from his football scholarship because he’s having second thoughts and not the self assured jock he once was
Cliffs character would be a UPS delivery man alsways bitching about amazon packages and niggers stealing deliveries after he drops them off
Woodies character would be a country bumpkin who’s in Boston doing oil rig work (2 weeks on 2 weeks off)
I didn’t care to write in the female characters cause honestly nobody watches cheers for Carla or Diana
R8 h8 masterb8
Jaxon Bennett
hey it's the seething autist, why are you so late? did you have therapy?
Jack Ramirez
Yea Forums
where nobody knows your name
Camden White
>Cheers Babies
all the staff/regulars are under 25 and half the customers are college kids with fake IDs and it could be hit with zoomers
Nathan Gray
>Where nobody's glad you came
Kek, this dungeon is like the literal opposite of Cheers
Joseph Watson
>HEY LIL ZOOMER
Daniel Butler
>I can't believe Norm and Cliff were in their 30s when this show began, they look like they're middle aged
so like in their mid 30s, like they were?
Mason Russell
>Nu-Cheers
EVERYBODY QUEER NOW
DANCE!
Jacob Nelson
Nah they look more like they were in their 40's or early 50's. Compare it to 30 year olds now, they look old as fuck.
Jayden Watson
>le jews say Im living to 90.
lel
Dominic Bennett
well, OK, but I don't know about 50s, they weren't even that old when the show went off the air
Carter Collins
Look at those wrinkles, look at that grey hair, those deep set eyes. People look way better nowadays.
Brandon Morales
people look like disgusting slobs now, and I live in the "fittest" state
Henry Reyes
I meant in the first world, not the overweight America.