What would 2019 Cheers look like?

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>annoying SJW woman
They already had that, but back then it was used as a way to make fun of her. Today they could give that character the same lines and it would be applauded instead.

Imagine typing this out and thinking it would make someone laugh

>hey did you guys know that......
>Yes we did because we have access to the internet so everyone always knows everything now and therefore there is nothing to actually have conversations about

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Horace and Pete or whatever that Louis C.K. show was before he disappeared.

Haha epic I was born in the wrong generation!

They would all be female.

microbrews are all pretty high calorie

Cliff get iPad

>The Sam Character
Would be black and a former NBA player, still a massive ladies man but wouldn't have as many scenes where he ends up winning the situation. His womanizing would more be used as a way to show the audience why it's wrong for men to act that way, but he would still score constantly.
>The Coach/Woody Character
Would still be a white male but they would play up the dumb farm boy shtick even more and not in an endearing way. Would use him as a strawman on how people all living in the flyover states are terrible
>The Carla Character
Nothing would change. Back then she won basically every interaction and could do no wrong. Would be hispanic instead of Italian.
>The Diane Character
Nothing would change but instead of using her idealism as comedy it would be taken seriously. She would never be the butt of the joke at any point.
>The Norm Character
Would still be white, and feature every personality characteristic he had in the show except he would be submissive to his wife.
>The Cliff Character
Would still be white. I can't think of what the equivalent easy laughingstock career is today but he definitely wouldn't be at the post office, probably still works for the government though and is still very patriotic. His patriotism is used in ways to make him come across as very stupid instead of in a humorous way. Would be used as a way to further humiliate white men that aren't successful in the mainstream.
>The Rebecca Character
Would be played by one of those light skin mixed race black girls with the huge natural hair. She would be a very competent businesswoman instead of a failure, and would always be in control of her emotions.
Basically the entire nucheers would be filled with a lot of the same jokes and plot lines, but the only difference is the humor of the shows today is much more mean spirited and lacks subtlety. Would be much harder to show any of the girls in a bad position and would show the guys as retards.

Do people even get together with buddies to drink anymore? Genuinely asking I'm out of the loop on everything.

It made everyone in this thread smirk except cuck faggots like you.

if they have friends, maybe...

these are all true and sad

kek, and he uses it to cheat at bar trivia night

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This is true. I went to 3 bars the last couple of weeks. Nobody even talks to anybody unless the people they came with.

I do, but it depends on what group I’m with.

I see myself in both of them and it hurts so much

>nucheers

please I shudder at the thought, especially since your "guesstimate" of it seems eerily prescient

(pic: the bar today, being restored for future display)

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There already was “2 Broke Girls” that nice attempt to take over the spot.

no kidding, I want to be like Frasier but I'm not well spoken (I do have his hairline though), I don't want to be like Cliff but I tend to annoy everybody around me like he does (and I have his body) but in reality I'm lazy and passive like Norm without being the "big guy everybody likes", it sucks, still like the characters though

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>Pringe Albert
Ok

>its a cliff thinks Hitler lives in his building episode

Horace and Pete was literally this and it was pure kino

Louis CK did nothing wrong.

set in an urban bar with a salsa night, slam poetry night, reggae night etc
Sam has dreadlocks and is black, always respectful to the females but still scores heavily among the ladies (all races, even asian chicks improbably show up to leer at him)
Diane is a college student studying feminist theory and the first 5 seasons isn't "will they get together or not" but instead is "will she accept a man in her life or stick to her guns and remain free and empowered"
Carla is a sassy hispanic woman with (no change- 8 kids) the dad/dads are never mentioned
Cliff is an old white guy who says irrelevant and outdated stuff that everybody scoffs at...
you know what, this is making me sick to my stomach and I don't want to even imagine it anymore

I'll have to look that up.

cheers get ipad

>everyone always knows everything now

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Nah most normalfags are still plebs today.

palpable autism

yeah, if this is true why is everybody such a complete dumb-ass now? In this show they frequently have conversations about classical music, literature, artists, poets, philosophers, etc, last bar I was in they all looked like they could only talk about the best crystal meth they ever scored.

lol do you think people stopped talking to each other cause internet made them too bright? If anything people are dumber than ever

Thats the opposite of what i was saying you zoomer fuck, everybody acts like they know everything now retard

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Jeri get ipad

apparently you think you know how to write a proper fucking sentence, maybe google that dipshit

anyone with fucking two brain cells understoof what i was saying, seek some help zoomer

get a room you two

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Did people know at the time it came out that Ted Danson had on a hair piece or was that one of the biggest twists in show history? I never saw it coming but I'm not from that time.

it was a good one so I don't think anybody (watching at home at least) noticed he was wearing it, it was a big reveal when he took it off in... "It's Lonely on the Top", season 11.

they all drink alone at home.

Top 2 panels.

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I read that question and got a little sick.

Which episode is this?

>Kramer starts streaming Fortnite, can't garner or views or subs unless Elaine is on cam
>George gets his identity stolen, ponders why anyone would want it
>Jerry's career takes a nosedive after sending out a "problematic" tweet

The George one is fantastic. I don't know if you just came up with that but there's so much they could do with it.

the gang tries desperately to win an award

It's one of the only times I've watched a show that went on as long as it did where I actually felt that it ended too early. I mean there were 11 seasons which is ridiculous but I think they had even more they could have done.

Ted Danson wanted to move on and Woody said he didn't want to do it without Ted so they ended it, after a great 11th season it did seem like it could have gone on but... we still have 270+ great episodes

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They'd all smoke weed in Eric's basement.

>but I think they had even more they could have done.
please or you're going to start them with the whole "Cliff have ipad" bit

You mean that shitty prequel series to Frasier?

>it's a Marty Crane goes deep undercover as an advertising jingle expert episode

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you're late, faggo

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>As the oddball cast of characters that hangs out at Abby's will tell you, everyone needs a bar to call home. Theirs just happens to be an unlicensed watering hole in Abby's backyard, where the drinks are cheap and the laughs abound. But what really makes this place so special is Abby. She's a tough cookie with no time for nonsense. She doesn't allow cell phones, earning a seat at the bar takes time, and losing a challenge means drinking a limey, sugary, non-beer cocktail -- and her regulars wouldn't have it any other way.

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>last bar I was in they all looked like they could only talk about the best crystal meth they ever scored.
It was like this in bars in the 80's and 90's too. Cheers is a fucking tv show.

>just happens to be an unlicensed watering hole in Abby's backyard

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yeah, zoomer, I've been going to bars since the 90s and they weren't all as dire as now

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>drunk retards talking about dumb shit
it's always been this way little zoomer. It's past your bedtime.

cringe

Christ, look at these worthless barflies.

Besides making snide remarks about the death of good shows here’s a serious answer I think would be enjoyable

First thing I’d do is make all their ages range from 20s-30s

Frazier’s character is replaced with a STEM graduate and is a professor in mathematics at Boston Uni

Norm is replaced with that fat funny guy who’s in a frat

Sams character is replaced with a chad who took some time off from his football scholarship because he’s having second thoughts and not the self assured jock he once was

Cliffs character would be a UPS delivery man alsways bitching about amazon packages and niggers stealing deliveries after he drops them off

Woodies character would be a country bumpkin who’s in Boston doing oil rig work (2 weeks on 2 weeks off)

I didn’t care to write in the female characters cause honestly nobody watches cheers for Carla or Diana

R8 h8 masterb8

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hey it's the seething autist, why are you so late? did you have therapy?

Yea Forums
where nobody knows your name

>Cheers Babies
all the staff/regulars are under 25 and half the customers are college kids with fake IDs and it could be hit with zoomers

>Where nobody's glad you came
Kek, this dungeon is like the literal opposite of Cheers

>HEY LIL ZOOMER

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>I can't believe Norm and Cliff were in their 30s when this show began, they look like they're middle aged
so like in their mid 30s, like they were?

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>Nu-Cheers
EVERYBODY QUEER NOW
DANCE!

Nah they look more like they were in their 40's or early 50's. Compare it to 30 year olds now, they look old as fuck.

>le jews say Im living to 90.
lel

well, OK, but I don't know about 50s, they weren't even that old when the show went off the air

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Look at those wrinkles, look at that grey hair, those deep set eyes. People look way better nowadays.

people look like disgusting slobs now, and I live in the "fittest" state

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I meant in the first world, not the overweight America.