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So how should he have lost that eye?
Ethan Jackson
Robert Baker
samuel LEL jackson
hahhaa
Hunter Flores
Eating pusy
Austin White
whiplash from Captain Femfem putting him in his place
Owen Torres
>I heard the kree burned it out after you refused to give them the tessaract.
Would have been cool desu. I guess they hadn't filled the quip meter yet.
Michael Peterson
Getting scratched by a space dog
Alexander White
Doing actual spy shit.
Isaiah Young
pink eye
Mason Reed
Losing it for a quip was basically perfect for the MCU. That's what the MCU is all about. Quips matter, nothing else matters.
Lincoln Adams
Well the implication was that he lost it because he trusted someone he shouldn't have and let his guard down. Should have been betrayed by a friend who turned out to be a double agent or fucked up and misjudged a situation and got burned. The missing eye shows that he has scars, that he knows the the consequences of not remaining vigilant.
Thomas Flores
I hate how they took the whole "blood on Coulson's cards" thing, which was done for an actual reason to motivate the team, but now it's flanderized into "LOL HE LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING AND THE FUNNY ALIEN MEME CAT SCRATCHED IT OUT XDDDD", it's so tonally inappropriate, even comics knew not to pull this shit.
Nathaniel Davis
If you aren't in your seat for quips then you should not have bought a ticket to a marvel movie. This is going to a theme restaurant where the chef takes a giant shit on your plate and you saying that you don't like shit and would rather have food. You came to the shit restaurant, eat your shit.
Samuel Rivera
That shit barely fits in with what Fury said in Winter Soldier
>super serious discussion about AI surveillance and pre-punishment
>let me evoke the time a space kitty scratched my eye out
Jason Gomez
The cat thing is great, if Snyder had done it you'd call it a stroke of genius
Nathaniel Watson
He should have lost it to Skrullson.
John Moore
This is Granny's peach tea tier, and people didn't let that slide either
Owen Nelson
Fury lies a lot to make a dramatic point though. He even faked his own death to make the point.
Caleb Jenkins
flashback of him in desert storm, saves the howling commandos from a grenade, but the shrapnel fucks his eye up.
Benjamin Garcia
I have zero problem with the Goose explanation. Fury was young and ignorant, not the stoic "current timeline" version of the character.
Landon Jackson
He should have fought off 400 kree with epic slow-mo while some Iggy Pop plays in the background! That's DC rocks and Marvel sucks, Mr. Zack Snyder would have done this movie J U T S I C E
Zachary Gray
How about we just not find out?
Liam Allen
This, I assumed it had something to do with Robert Redford's character based on what he said in Winter Soldier.
Andrew James
His lies never made him a complete joke though like this does
Caleb Watson
wolverine fight to bring the universe together finally
Xavier Cruz
>t. Tony Montana
Henry Hall
Disney will find a way to make you regret ever caring about anything in these movies.
James Roberts
Aaron Edwards
>while some Iggy Pop plays in the background
That'd be an improvement, Captain Marvel went with No Doubt instead. Ew.
Jaxon Davis
Man, you're full of shit.
Evan Reyes
Hahahahaha roastie BTFO
Luis Gomez
Actual betrayal, saved only by his reflexes. Something actually life-threatening.
Owen Bell
A grenade tossed by someone he trusted.
Austin Morgan
Yes they did
Samuel Ortiz
Can you not pick up on whenever you're being trolled?
Michael White
He should have actually been betrayed. Either by Carol in a justice vs law disagreement, or by a partner who turned out to be a Skrull.
What’s funny is that there were clear small claw marks on his bad eye when he revealed it in Winter Soldier. Makes me wonder if this was always going to be the reason.
Jonathan Adams
How did he become black?
Jaxon Richardson
Reminder that mike from RLM loved how he lost it
Angel Thomas
he likes dumb schlock.
Benjamin Nguyen
Carol betrays him by movie's end, solidifying her status as a callous bitch (and thus actually having a personality/arc) and explaining why Further never resorted to calling her until absolutely necessary.
Angel Campbell
Wolverine scratching it out is a pretty dope way to bring him into the mcu
William Perry
Jay seemed pretty perturbed about it
Easton Ward
In a ten minute long knife fight
Bentley Morales
Who gives a shit? It's an answer to a question nobody asked -- the Solo comparison is apt.
Josiah Davis
Someone in the first MCU film should have thrown a spear really hard and you can see it in the background of all MCU films and then in the new film the spear flies at nick Fury and blinds him
Gavin Brown
It would have been fine if they never explained it
Lucas Fisher
This. Fury is someone with a long career as a spy. It's best left to interpretation.
Zachary Powell
and there are people who actually prefer cats over dogs
Justin Davis
greenpilled
Parker Moore
By jacking it and cumming in his own eye.
Matthew Brown
Should have strangled the cat.
Adam Cooper
Someone post the webm of the cat ripping apart the basedboy.
Jaxson Scott
Keep it Goose but made it a loose crazy Goose before Fury subdues him and makes him his cat.
Chase Adams
Red Rider BB gun
Jordan Nguyen
Accident involving Michelle Obama and a Gloryhole.
Austin Kelly
by trusting somebody
Mason Campbell
Carol letting out a big fart in his eye that was so toxic and powerful it caused him to lose it.
Or this.
Nolan Morgan
fucking cunt, how come you don't know that when a cat moves it's tail is because he might be fucking pissed
Robert Wilson
>niggers lie
what a shock
Aiden Wood
Why the racism?
Connor Johnson
because it's true
Dylan Cruz
Agent Fury is an idea more than a person.
When a new Fury comes they fight to the death or til they ask for mercy. Jackson Fury fought the original Fury, and when they become one they have to lose an eye.
Nathaniel Hernandez
mold infection from sucking her toes
Gavin Jones
Honestly how they did it was the best possible way. Everyone expected it to be a skrull or just someone he trusted. If they had gone with our expectations everyone would've complained there was no surprise or it was too boring. Damned if you do, damned if you don't etc.
Angel Harris
In the comics some guys kidnapped him and cut out his eye so he would match his adoptive father who was the original white Nick Fury.
Or something like that
Hudson Young
Did he lose it by having it poked out by larsons nips?
Adrian Clark
With something badass
Josiah Martin
>If they had gone with our expectations everyone would've complained there was no surprise or it was too boring
Not really.
Logan Myers
too flat to poke anything
Joseph Price
No she kicked his face and he got a fungal infection
Julian Reyes
When his boyfriend missed.
Oliver Diaz
Should've been a Skrull that looked like Carol or a SHIELD agent who tries to kill him. Would've made sense with the "last time I trusted someone I lost an eye"
Christopher Lewis
He did trust the cat.
Samuel Roberts
Fungal infection
John Jenkins
getting skullfucked by brie
Grayson Clark
this but unironically
Blake Gray
Instead of "capeshit" it should be called "quipshit"
Alexander Perez
No.
Granny's peach tea was actually good.
Nolan Campbell
young fury, during some war - is he old enough for vietnam? - he could meet some shape shifting skrulls. could also be in a shield black ops on some fictional country.
but it was a FUCKING ALIEN CAT SCRATCH. and thats canonical.
Nicholas Cox
I fucking hate cats.
Brandon Miller
greenpilled
Camden Flores
i would have bodied that fucking cat after this
Austin Ross
it ironic how they completly destroyed a black character, who exist since the first fucking marvel movie, turning him into a stupid fucker who love cats.
the pieces of shit who wrote this abortion couldnt call a fucking person to edit all fury scenes to write him in consonance with all the movies he show up.
kevin feige deserve being fired for allow such a shitshow. ten fucking years doing an impressive job and right after the most important movie he let this happen.
a. fucking. cat.
Ethan Gomez
Xenophobic farmers sitting outside a feed shop.
Kevin Myers
based kitty