Who would you cast for this scene in a Crocodile Dundee remake?
Who would you cast for this scene in a Crocodile Dundee remake?
Biel
Idris Elba
myself
A newcomer called Flatbutt McGee.
London?
annasophia robb
no womanlets allowed
Moner
Brie Larson
Brie Larson/Hank Hill
as the crocodile
for that you know you need The Perfect Organism.
today people laugh at that ass and call it flat or pancake
I don't understand people anymore.
Yup
/thread
now, do you understand
Nicki Minaj
I BLAME THE N*****RS
naggers are the worst.
I'm sorry but that just looks retarded and fake as all hell
fake asses are far worse than fake tits ever were
some old ugly whore im sure
Crocodile Dundee stars Paul Hogan and his wife. It literally can't be remade. It would be the same as trying to remake Young Einstein without Yahoo Serious or Mad Max without Mel Gibson (yeah, they actually tried that one with a literal who and it was a flaming piece of shit).
they'll probably cast some obese abbo cunt
>with a literal who
you're right user, OP probably just wants ass pics
>zero charisma
>zero range
>literally wears a mask in every role
Yeah, it's almost like he just disappears into every role he plays...
WHO
tranny
>jessica biel
Why are you fags so obsessed with this man-faced bitch?
who
Every girl's face looks like a guy's if you think hard enough. Why are you thinking about men so much? Are you a faggot?
Couldn't be done by today standards unless cocodrile was some half breed abo or some shit
FPBP
they used a big guy, but even he wasnt big enough for Max.
Do the heterosexual thing and look at that fine fucking body if you don't like her face
a cute white girl but she gets BLACKADILED
damn ur gay son
What's this from? Midnight meat train?
kiss kiss bang bang
idiot, you have turned off your monitor
If they did that scene again in the remake, I'd like to be cast as that bathing suit.
Hershlag for the smellz
Myself as the crocodile and I get to swallow that ass whole
> off by one
You’re still mostly correct desu
It’s kikes pushing sheboons in an effort to undermine white beauty standards
Slim. Fair. Lithe. Graceful. These are the elements valued in the body of the white woman. A certain elegance not found in other cultures.
...
Well it WAS flabby and kind of cottage cheesey, my man.
I heard that was her body double. Is that true?
i love 90s butt
>ctrl+f "colin"
>nothing
You faggots
looks like my ass, but less hairy
Anya Taylor-Joy
Where does Crocodile Dundee rank as far as being a national hero to Australians? Above or below the Crocodile Hunter?
/thread
Let’s pack it up boys
BTFO
made my dick move dude jesus
A nice proper ass. Like Brie Larson's
omnomnmnomscccchhhwwwwwwsshhlrp
>Saggy and crinkled af
>Good ass
why she walk like "you have the privilege to see my ass"?
Maybe if they wanted the audience to throw up
because it's an honor to witness it
>an horror
fixed
Iggy would be way more attractive if it weren’t for the but implants.
The Mad Max film should have used another Ozzie.
based
t. discord tranny
I knew it was coming and I still laughed