Who would you cast for this scene in a Crocodile Dundee remake?
Who would you cast for this scene in a Crocodile Dundee remake?
Luke Sanders
Jeremiah Reyes
Biel
Colton Ortiz
Idris Elba
Levi White
myself
Robert Morgan
A newcomer called Flatbutt McGee.
Ayden Sanchez
London?
Chase Reed
annasophia robb
Joshua Miller
no womanlets allowed
Christopher Perry
Moner
Cooper Brown
Brie Larson
Carter Wilson
Brie Larson/Hank Hill
Jayden Hughes
as the crocodile
Michael Collins
for that you know you need The Perfect Organism.
Ian Miller
today people laugh at that ass and call it flat or pancake
Wyatt Gray
I don't understand people anymore.
Tyler Morris
Yup
Elijah Ortiz
/thread
Ian Nelson
now, do you understand
Michael Brooks
Robert Taylor
Nicki Minaj
Gavin Jackson
I BLAME THE N*****RS
Tyler Foster
James Smith
naggers are the worst.
Kayden Foster
I'm sorry but that just looks retarded and fake as all hell
fake asses are far worse than fake tits ever were
Caleb Cruz
John Brooks
Levi Sullivan
some old ugly whore im sure
Ryan Price
Crocodile Dundee stars Paul Hogan and his wife. It literally can't be remade. It would be the same as trying to remake Young Einstein without Yahoo Serious or Mad Max without Mel Gibson (yeah, they actually tried that one with a literal who and it was a flaming piece of shit).
Adrian Stewart
they'll probably cast some obese abbo cunt
Robert Garcia
>with a literal who
Josiah Jackson
you're right user, OP probably just wants ass pics
Carter Parker
>zero charisma
>zero range
>literally wears a mask in every role
Yeah, it's almost like he just disappears into every role he plays...
Jaxson Torres
Lincoln Evans
WHO
Nathaniel Cruz
tranny
Samuel Reyes
>jessica biel
Why are you fags so obsessed with this man-faced bitch?
Jose Mitchell
who
Blake Ortiz
Juan Sanders
Every girl's face looks like a guy's if you think hard enough. Why are you thinking about men so much? Are you a faggot?
Andrew Walker
Couldn't be done by today standards unless cocodrile was some half breed abo or some shit
Jack Harris
FPBP
Tyler Carter
they used a big guy, but even he wasnt big enough for Max.
Jaxon Wilson
Do the heterosexual thing and look at that fine fucking body if you don't like her face
Kayden Lewis
a cute white girl but she gets BLACKADILED
Luis Rivera
damn ur gay son
Adam Gutierrez
What's this from? Midnight meat train?
Oliver Butler
kiss kiss bang bang
Joshua Nelson
idiot, you have turned off your monitor
Lincoln Parker
If they did that scene again in the remake, I'd like to be cast as that bathing suit.
Matthew Morales
Ian Gray
Hunter Lee
Benjamin Price
Hershlag for the smellz
Jack Wright
Myself as the crocodile and I get to swallow that ass whole
Carson Baker
> off by one
You’re still mostly correct desu
It’s kikes pushing sheboons in an effort to undermine white beauty standards
James Gomez
Slim. Fair. Lithe. Graceful. These are the elements valued in the body of the white woman. A certain elegance not found in other cultures.
Hunter Allen
...
Robert Sullivan
Well it WAS flabby and kind of cottage cheesey, my man.
Luis Butler
I heard that was her body double. Is that true?
Ayden Taylor
i love 90s butt
Ayden Turner
>ctrl+f "colin"
>nothing
You faggots
Noah Davis
looks like my ass, but less hairy
Michael Richardson
Anya Taylor-Joy
Cameron Thompson
Where does Crocodile Dundee rank as far as being a national hero to Australians? Above or below the Crocodile Hunter?
Juan Robinson
/thread
Let’s pack it up boys
Jace Reed
Evan Anderson
BTFO
Jaxson Rivera
made my dick move dude jesus
Evan King
A nice proper ass. Like Brie Larson's
Anthony Campbell
omnomnmnomscccchhhwwwwwwsshhlrp
Hunter Harris
Lucas Butler
>Saggy and crinkled af
>Good ass
Cooper Perry
why she walk like "you have the privilege to see my ass"?
Leo Foster
Maybe if they wanted the audience to throw up
Jayden Campbell
because it's an honor to witness it
Isaiah Rogers
>an horror
fixed
Leo Gonzalez
Chase Brown
Iggy would be way more attractive if it weren’t for the but implants.
Juan Torres
The Mad Max film should have used another Ozzie.
Tyler Walker
based
Colton Cox
t. discord tranny
Gabriel Martinez
I knew it was coming and I still laughed
Gavin Carter