I just started watching True Detective and this character is literally Yea Forums...

*crack *HISS*

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>mom asked me to mow the lawn, so I did
>dad yelled at me saying I CAN MOW MY OWN DAWN LAWN OKAY?

If you get the chance you should kill you're self.

Every day I come home from work and drink a 6 pack of tallboys

REGGIE MOTHERFUCKEN LADOUX DID THIS?

He's also literally the only good part of this series, despite the acclaim it gets from small-souled bugmen

Wait until S02 when you see Velcoro. Then you'll understand why so many people here love it.

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None of these whiteoids are smart enough to solve a crime

It's his southern charm

*pops quaalude*