Redpill me on this movie Yea Forums
Redpill me on this movie Yea Forums
Lynchian kino
Ugly woman fucks a fish because US Government bad.
Racemixing and pro-gay propaganda with brilliant cinematography, an alright score and a terrible script.
She faps pretty much every morning before work.
Grrrr! I am Michael Shannon, a White Male! I live in the suburbs with my kids, and my wife who I rape and hit! I like to kill animals, because they’re not like you and me. I got outsmarted by the deaf janitor because I didn’t approve of her love of a fish! Grrrr!
On the surface it's just the retelling of the Beauty and the Beast brought into the 1960.
But under the surface (lol) it is a continuation of Guillermo del Toro's agenda of pushing monster sex to the general audience, as a fa/tg/uy i salute him!
One day we will have our dragon romance movie!
It's a heap of shit.
lzrd propaganda
>She faps pretty much every morning before work.
You know, I haven't been interested in seeing this movie, but you sir, have just sold me.
Basically "Jewish Subversion : The Movie"
Get help, soiboi
Give me a fantasy movie were knight romances shapeshifting evil dragoness and brings her to his side with power of love and human penis. No blacks or sjw shit pls.
This for the ending scene.
Paddington except fish
No one can beat the cock after all. Not even evil dragon mommy gf
Based cinematography critic
>Movies could be anything a creator dreams up, with modern special effects nothing is impossible
>Same old boring cape-shit movies one after another.
>No erotic fantasy about a Human Bard who can't keep it in his pants
It's just not fair bros!
Yeah, what a shitty timeline.
>fucking eats the guy's cat
>he plays it off by saying it's just in his nature so it's fine
>doesn't see this as a problem as a romantic partner for a human
So is he a fucking animal or not?
It's the exact same story as Pan's Labyrinth but worse.
>main character is a girl
>who by happenstance becomes involved in a political struggle involving communists
>and must be subservient to a controlling, awful white man who treats women like dirt because he's her father-- I mean boss
>then she befriends a magic creature who is just a guy in amazing creature make up
>but watch out! Maybe this creature is dangerous!
>girl must secretly carry out dangerous tasks for this creature, and avoid detection by the evil white man
>evil white man becomes disfigured, then gravely wounded by spies as he chases after the girl
>girl dies-- or does she? Maybe she's living in a fantasy realm now.
Beowulf, but it's shit.
pretty much this.
It's fucking insane how much he copied his own template. And in the end made a much, much worse film. And I already think Pan's Labyrinth is somewhat overrated.
I want to fuck the fish man.
He doesn't understand what a pet is. He thought it was just a wild animal he could hunt like any other.
Some cunt fucks a fishman because Del Torro developed a fetish for it while working on Hellboy.
Of course you would ebichu, you little slut
Pretty sure they're just anthropomorphizing an animal and she's into bestiality.