Redpill me on this movie Yea Forums

Redpill me on this movie Yea Forums

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Lynchian kino

Ugly woman fucks a fish because US Government bad.

Racemixing and pro-gay propaganda with brilliant cinematography, an alright score and a terrible script.

She faps pretty much every morning before work.

Grrrr! I am Michael Shannon, a White Male! I live in the suburbs with my kids, and my wife who I rape and hit! I like to kill animals, because they’re not like you and me. I got outsmarted by the deaf janitor because I didn’t approve of her love of a fish! Grrrr!

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On the surface it's just the retelling of the Beauty and the Beast brought into the 1960.

But under the surface (lol) it is a continuation of Guillermo del Toro's agenda of pushing monster sex to the general audience, as a fa/tg/uy i salute him!

One day we will have our dragon romance movie!

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It's a heap of shit.

lzrd propaganda

>She faps pretty much every morning before work.
You know, I haven't been interested in seeing this movie, but you sir, have just sold me.

Basically "Jewish Subversion : The Movie"

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Get help, soiboi

Give me a fantasy movie were knight romances shapeshifting evil dragoness and brings her to his side with power of love and human penis. No blacks or sjw shit pls.

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This for the ending scene.

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Paddington except fish

No one can beat the cock after all. Not even evil dragon mommy gf

Based cinematography critic

>Movies could be anything a creator dreams up, with modern special effects nothing is impossible
>Same old boring cape-shit movies one after another.
>No erotic fantasy about a Human Bard who can't keep it in his pants

It's just not fair bros!

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Yeah, what a shitty timeline.

>fucking eats the guy's cat
>he plays it off by saying it's just in his nature so it's fine
>doesn't see this as a problem as a romantic partner for a human

So is he a fucking animal or not?

It's the exact same story as Pan's Labyrinth but worse.

>main character is a girl
>who by happenstance becomes involved in a political struggle involving communists
>and must be subservient to a controlling, awful white man who treats women like dirt because he's her father-- I mean boss
>then she befriends a magic creature who is just a guy in amazing creature make up
>but watch out! Maybe this creature is dangerous!
>girl must secretly carry out dangerous tasks for this creature, and avoid detection by the evil white man
>evil white man becomes disfigured, then gravely wounded by spies as he chases after the girl
>girl dies-- or does she? Maybe she's living in a fantasy realm now.

Beowulf, but it's shit.

pretty much this.

It's fucking insane how much he copied his own template. And in the end made a much, much worse film. And I already think Pan's Labyrinth is somewhat overrated.

I want to fuck the fish man.

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He doesn't understand what a pet is. He thought it was just a wild animal he could hunt like any other.

Some cunt fucks a fishman because Del Torro developed a fetish for it while working on Hellboy.

Of course you would ebichu, you little slut

Pretty sure they're just anthropomorphizing an animal and she's into bestiality.