>Oh...M-my old Ring! Oh well… I sh-sh-should very much like, to hold it again, one last time.
Oh...M-my old Ring! Oh well… I sh-sh-should very much like, to hold it again, one last time
Alexander Hill
Leo Hall
So if the eagles could fly into mordor, why didnt gandalf just offer one a big fucking salmon or something to nip over and drop the ring into the lava?
Grayson Cook
He took gandalf's cock up his old ring
Isaac Jenkins
Have you seen the size of these eagles? You'd need a pretty big salmon.
Plus, you'd need a special license to fish and the best fishing grounds were near Valinor. Going through the application process would take too long, especially considering that the fishing operation would have to be run by elven union standards.
Carter Diaz
I wonder what was Aragorn's tax policy for fishing
Aiden Miller
Only if you promise not to jump-scare me uncle bilbo
Aaron Morales
yeah it would've taken weeks to even get the forms in order
Joseph Flores
This but unironically. If the eagles could fly into mordor why didn't Gandalf just get them to fly the ring into mordor?
Connor Foster
The Eagles were sentient beings who would also be tempted by the ring. Imagine Sauron but he’s giant and can fly.
Lucas Wilson
So then why not have Frodo ride on the eagle and hold the ring so that they wouldn't be tempted?