Lets talk about the movie of the year
/CAPITAN MARVEL GENERAL/
Ryan Bailey
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Andrew Barnes
based
Ryan Howard
we have several other threads going but that won't stop me from posting my own captain marvel propaganda OC in this one too
Jayden Smith
inb4 feet pics.
Alexander Jenkins
...damn
Connor Turner
based, cant wait for briefu to kick some incel ass
Josiah Morris
who's after wonder woman
Adam Brown
i already bought 15 tickets
the funny part? i will not see it :)
i gave those tickets to every female i know
my sister, my niece, my piano teacher, even my memaw, why? is it because i dont like CM? :OOO hell no
i love her and respect her. thats the reason i wont see her movie, that movie is THE female event of the year and its aimed to girls from all ages, not to me, i understand it, not EVERYTHING is about me, a white male, i cant watch every movie i want XD
im a massive mcu fan and i really want to see carol kick some asses, this may be the hardest thing i have ever done lol, but i guess discipline is part of being an adult so whatever :/
Isaac Perez
ill talk about it
its worse than bad
Charles Clark
>seething
I will now bump every thread in the catalog and create 2 more new threads.
Bitch again, DCfag, I'm daring ya...
Ayden Ross
>going to a movie with my wife, her bf and his son
>they let me see Captain Marvel because I worked 100 hours of overtime this month
>drive there in my 4 cylinder crossover, gas efficient and safe for my family
>buy everyone treats, comes to $200, only have enough money left for a soi latte for myself
>sit in the theater, booked the best seats in the house
>a group of black men in traditional African garb come in, banging on drums
>"oops wrong showing my niggas, we're going to see Black Panther for the fifth time"
>tip them my last $20 from my allowance for their show regardless
>wife adds a sticker to my "good husband" chart, 10 more and I get a handjob
>trailers come on
>STAR WARS EPISODE IX
>squeal I'm so excited and pretend I'm holding a lightsaber
>my wife's son joins in and tells me Finn is a more powerful jedi than Luke, I agree with him
>getting kind of boring, pull out my nintendo switch and play a little Mario through the other trailers
>finally the movie starts, close my reddit tabs on my iphone x, browsing r/politics (so close to drumpf being impeached!)
>shaking in my seat, have been waiting for Captain Marvel for months now
>a black guy walks into the theater late
>I offer my seat to him but realize there are no other seats available
>walk way up to the front and sit on the ground in front of the first row
>as I sit, popcorn crunches beneath me, my pants become stuck to the floor, doused in soda
>it's okay though, imagine being a slave, he's had a much harder time than me
>crane my neck back and begin watching the movie
>mfw she's ready to defeat Thanos!
Michael James
Kino incoming
Ethan Rogers
It's based, it's redpilled, it's based and redpilled.
Levi Wilson
Someone's mother-in-law is in this movie
Nathaniel Nelson
She-Ra. SJW remake of the 80s cartoon that literally only tumblr cares about.
Michael Foster
Mason Kelly
yeah tumblrinas probably read every shera comic and know everything about her, this is not because its a vintage character with a vagina
Joshua Richardson
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WTF Yea ForumsBROS!?
REDDIT IS HATING ON US AGAIN!
Jack Butler
is there any evidence disney is buying up cinema seats to make CM look more popular than it is?
Connor Morris
faggots, castrates, and cucks brainwashed by disney
who cares
Isaac Evans
in other words: disneycels
James Morales
What the fuck???
David Price
Plausible. There are two ways you could sus' it out. One is easy: call the cinema and ask them.
But, if it's not possible to call them at your time, another way would be to check out how many screenings they have of CM vs how many theatres they have and how many total screenings of movies would be possible in a day.
William Cooper
why cant normies understand that innocent and wholesome cunnyposting is not "pedo"
Parker Bailey
but Yea Forums is literally r*eddit
Samuel Peterson
>There's also a large crossover of posters between Yea Forums and reddit
Noah Allen
Same reason why Europe and the UN wants underage DRAWN characters banned in Japan. Roasties can't compete.
Jeremiah Hill
>cisbusters bombed
>star wars is fucking dead
>WW had no id politics at all and was just a normal movie
>shera has awful character designs and 5poa toys that nobody will duy despite that being the reason it exists
>a movie that needs more than half a billion dollars now just to break even after disney bought out theaters around to world to kick out everything else out
I bet whoever drew this feels so proud.
Hunter Gutierrez
Which command and conquer is that from?
Ian Johnson
Hey reddit fags. You don't deserve to be on this board so I suggest that you kys and never come back here again. If not then we might get actually ticked of and might start another purge here again.
Bentley Thompson
How can you be a capeshit-worshipping redditor and still have the guts to call anything lowbrow?
Ayden Howard
I think it actually frightens me a little bit. That they can come up with an idea, a storyboard and draw it out but they unashamedly are completely out of touch with reality.
If they were conscious at all they could have just as easily left out Ghostbusters and maybe She-ra too.
You'd still have Star Wars's problems to pick at but your position would be less strong.
Jack Reed
A post made a few seconds ago called you an incel virgin.
Jason Lewis
>CAPITAN MARVEL
where are the reviews
Matthew Mitchell
Men enjoyed Wonder Woman. Shit Wars fuckin' sucked massive dick and the others are flops.
Jose Martinez
lol
Brayden Cox
we made this board relevant you motherfricking imbecile
ur gore doesnt scare us btw :DD (thx theync)
ur mean words doesnt scare us (thx dating experiences :..(
we know true horror (thx trump lol)
Elijah Barnes
Why are you all so infatuated with this movie?
Just ignore it if you hate you you utter retards, holy shit you lot are dumb.
Gabriel Ross
i think the appropriate reply is
>t. incel
Brody Evans
>Just ignore it
hitler won thx to ppl like u
Kevin Brown
>I think it actually frightens me a little bit.
It is tame in comparison to the various mental illnesses going around in the web.
Nathan Edwards
Can you hook me up with company that pays you to make shill posts for it? I'd like to work with you.
Christopher Price
MARCH 7 - CAPTAIN MARVEL RELEASES
MARCH 8 - INTERNATIONAL WOMAN'S DAY
NOW YOU KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO DESPERATE TO PUSH THIS PROPAGANDA FILM SO MUCH THAT THEY FORCED ROTTENTOMATOES TO CHANGE HOW THEIR SITE WORKS AND FORCE CINEMAS TO ONLY SHOW IT FOR A FEW DAYS
MARCH 6, some movies
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MARCH 7, ONLY MARVEL
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MARCH 8 MARVEL and 1 session of green book
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MARCH 9 MARVEL ONLY
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MARCH 10 MARVEL and 1 lego movie session
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CHECK YOUR LOCAL CINEMA AND DOCUMENT
Owen Cruz
Yeah but it's the agency combined with the illness. If it was just some tranny chopping his cock off that would be different.
Asher Morales
nigga im from argentina and its the same here
Hunter Murphy
oh dont worry
im a white male, ill ignore it alright
Zachary Howard
C- for effort
Ryder Campbell
This is now a FOY general
Chase Foster
Captain Fungus just CAN'T compete
Ryan Morales
no black movies pls
MAKE ROOM FOR THE WHITE POWER QUEEEEEEEEN
rosa parks never expected this lol
Liam Thomas
This smile kills every feminist selfloathing roastie
Daniel Thomas
"H..honey do you want to see that Captain Marvel movie tonight? I hear it's very empowering."
>no, wtf is captain marvel?
It's a Marvel movie! You love seeing Marvel movies!
>oh right, is RDJ in it?
no
>Chris Henson?
no
>Jason Momoa?
that's DC
>let's just watch netflix instead
Thomas Sanders
Disney moms do it for free.
Noah Hill
>Meanwhile redditors worship the mushroom princess
Less Fungus more Foy
Nathaniel Cook
Stop it! I can’t be lewd here!
Dylan Peterson
Matthew Gomez
u couldnt handle a real women anyway
a 17yo girl IS NEVER in her prime
John Johnson
Seething mcu incels.
Jose Allen
wtf is he right?
Jose Bailey
He's right about Yea Forums being a reddit territory.
Samuel Richardson
Based roastie toastie poster
Parker Wilson
>Snyder stans
Wtf is that?
Jaxon Evans
>Men enjoyed Wonder Woman
No, this is not true
Brody Price
stan like the eminem song. twitterspeak for crazy fans
Luis Turner
a misogynistic school bully type
just like chad= alpha male
brad= attrractive face male
Adam Adams
fuck leddit
Nicholas Stewart
>tumblr nose
Daniel Carter
People who think they're smarter than other people usually aren't!!!FACT!!!
Julian James
if she hates men which make up half the population, shouldnt she join Thanos in his quest to get rid of half the pop?
Ayden Sanchez
And after that she went out on a date with her boyfriend
Julian Howard
>Can't draw hands, noses, or hair.
The absolute state of it all.
Joseph Myers
I wouldn't mind any shitstorm happening around the movie if the star was pic related. I would've go see it, even.
Jacob Rogers
>implying ghostbusters came out before TFA
>implying ghostbusters wasn't a complete flop
>implying Disney's SW hasn't been in decline since TFA
>implying anyone complained about WW
>implying Sheera is successful
I didn't know people still used tumblr though after the NSFW ban
James Morris
Just as all the other heros are getting their asses kicked during the big final battle scene in End Game she will fly in and defeat Thanos while all the other White Male super heros look on in disbelief.
No other fictional character in history of is more powerful than she is.
Bow before her might.
Juan Rogers
They don't need the other avengers, having them tire him out would just degrade her victory
Aiden Wright
I can't wait to see Captain NPC
Logan Hughes
Why do people defend corporate media so hard? It's literally Captain [COMPANY NAME] that they are worshiping.
Carter Allen
>Admitting being a shill.
Didn't the disney executives give you the memo?
Landon Hill
Ok. Alita was truly great. I honestly did not expect it to be that good. Specially when they go search for the horrocruxes and end up riding the eagles to the jedi temple in vulcan. That shit was fucking amazing.
The best part though is when Batman and Robocop join forces and defeat the Shreder at the Narnia castle. Damn that was good. I expected this to be boring, just as 2049 but it was actually pretty fun, i mean the last jedi fun! I tell you, we are not getting another live action movie like GITS in years! Not to mention the subtext was so politically relevant! I mean making Superman black and James Bond a transexual was amazing but making them a couple! I mean wow...
Nathan Jones
Now that's some acting if I do say so myself.
Nathan Green
Progressivism in 2019 is breathlessly defending made by committee action films released by the Weyland Yutani of film studios.
Brayden Moore
weak
Matthew Phillips
>Weyland Yutani
mah nigga
Ian Sullivan
is Captain Marvel a bombshell?
Jose Smith
>NOOO I'm funny you just mad
Cringe. Docked down to an F-.
Landon Lewis
is it considered winning if you kill the competition?
Aiden Murphy
>Women attracted to a manlet
KEK good one.
Gavin King
That's like saying you can't admire any painting made in a feudal or monarchist society without also supporting feudalism or monarchy.
Don't get me wrong, I dislike the MCU overall and I think there's very little merit to it but I'm sick of that old gotcha. You can appreciate something made under a corporation without necessarily liking the corporation. I don't like Disney. I do like a few movies made under Disney. My favourite movie of all time was made under Disney. Doesn't mean that I approve of Disney as a company overall.
Julian James
this is what happens in a post-religious society. people waste their time on stupid shit.
Zachary Miller
>GB2016 apologism
>unironically claiming rey is anything but a mary sue
>implying anyone complained about wonder women, hell even incels liked it
>literally fucking who?
>the number of people cheering cap fungi is literally the number of people who will watch her shit movie
Nicholas Ward
this movie is going to be nothing but liberal bullshit they are shoving down peoples eyeballs in this film that all men are evil so no I refuse to watch it [and no I am not trolling]
Adam Roberts
Shut the fuck up lanklet literally no one can tell RDJ's height in the MCU movies
Brody Young
Captain Marvel is quite possibly one of the worst things to come out of the entirety of the MCU. It's been 10+ years of waiting and countless movies leading up to End-Game. All of that anticipation and hype is going to be completely ruined by Leftist political activism. If for no other reason than to stop Leftists from becoming even further emboldened in their anti-white cis male crusade they must utterly lose the culture war.
Movies, games, and various other forms of media are going to become insufferable Leftist garbage if Trump loses in 2020, especially if it's against a woman. Say what you will about Nazis, but they're not the ones ruining literally everything that's fun and good.
Jordan Murphy
AAAAAHHHHH HELP ME KIM POSSIBLE
Leo Walker
>10 more and I get a handjob
Wyatt Cooper
>made in
>made by
It is like saying that the artworks made by the king's social publicist are garbage.
William Robinson
She's a dyke too isn't she?
Robert Wood
Can't wait to watch her yummy feet on the big screen.
Ethan Parker
Have more critics seen it?
Dominic Jenkins
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HELP ME WARNER BROS