/CAPITAN MARVEL GENERAL/

>going to a movie with my wife, her bf and his son
>they let me see Captain Marvel because I worked 100 hours of overtime this month
>drive there in my 4 cylinder crossover, gas efficient and safe for my family
>buy everyone treats, comes to $200, only have enough money left for a soi latte for myself
>sit in the theater, booked the best seats in the house
>a group of black men in traditional African garb come in, banging on drums
>"oops wrong showing my niggas, we're going to see Black Panther for the fifth time"
>tip them my last $20 from my allowance for their show regardless
>wife adds a sticker to my "good husband" chart, 10 more and I get a handjob
>trailers come on
>STAR WARS EPISODE IX
>squeal I'm so excited and pretend I'm holding a lightsaber
>my wife's son joins in and tells me Finn is a more powerful jedi than Luke, I agree with him
>getting kind of boring, pull out my nintendo switch and play a little Mario through the other trailers
>finally the movie starts, close my reddit tabs on my iphone x, browsing r/politics (so close to drumpf being impeached!)
>shaking in my seat, have been waiting for Captain Marvel for months now
>a black guy walks into the theater late
>I offer my seat to him but realize there are no other seats available
>walk way up to the front and sit on the ground in front of the first row
>as I sit, popcorn crunches beneath me, my pants become stuck to the floor, doused in soda
>it's okay though, imagine being a slave, he's had a much harder time than me
>crane my neck back and begin watching the movie
>mfw she's ready to defeat Thanos!

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Kino incoming

It's based, it's redpilled, it's based and redpilled.

Someone's mother-in-law is in this movie

She-Ra. SJW remake of the 80s cartoon that literally only tumblr cares about.

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yeah tumblrinas probably read every shera comic and know everything about her, this is not because its a vintage character with a vagina

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old.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/awb5qv/4chans_tv_board_is_spreading_a_conspiracy_about/

WTF Yea ForumsBROS!?

REDDIT IS HATING ON US AGAIN!

is there any evidence disney is buying up cinema seats to make CM look more popular than it is?

faggots, castrates, and cucks brainwashed by disney
who cares

in other words: disneycels

What the fuck???

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Plausible. There are two ways you could sus' it out. One is easy: call the cinema and ask them.
But, if it's not possible to call them at your time, another way would be to check out how many screenings they have of CM vs how many theatres they have and how many total screenings of movies would be possible in a day.

why cant normies understand that innocent and wholesome cunnyposting is not "pedo"

but Yea Forums is literally r*eddit

>There's also a large crossover of posters between Yea Forums and reddit

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Same reason why Europe and the UN wants underage DRAWN characters banned in Japan. Roasties can't compete.

>cisbusters bombed
>star wars is fucking dead
>WW had no id politics at all and was just a normal movie
>shera has awful character designs and 5poa toys that nobody will duy despite that being the reason it exists
>a movie that needs more than half a billion dollars now just to break even after disney bought out theaters around to world to kick out everything else out
I bet whoever drew this feels so proud.

Which command and conquer is that from?

Hey reddit fags. You don't deserve to be on this board so I suggest that you kys and never come back here again. If not then we might get actually ticked of and might start another purge here again.

How can you be a capeshit-worshipping redditor and still have the guts to call anything lowbrow?

I think it actually frightens me a little bit. That they can come up with an idea, a storyboard and draw it out but they unashamedly are completely out of touch with reality.
If they were conscious at all they could have just as easily left out Ghostbusters and maybe She-ra too.
You'd still have Star Wars's problems to pick at but your position would be less strong.

A post made a few seconds ago called you an incel virgin.

>CAPITAN MARVEL

where are the reviews

Men enjoyed Wonder Woman. Shit Wars fuckin' sucked massive dick and the others are flops.

lol

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we made this board relevant you motherfricking imbecile
ur gore doesnt scare us btw :DD (thx theync)
ur mean words doesnt scare us (thx dating experiences :..(
we know true horror (thx trump lol)

Why are you all so infatuated with this movie?

Just ignore it if you hate you you utter retards, holy shit you lot are dumb.

i think the appropriate reply is
>t. incel

>Just ignore it
hitler won thx to ppl like u

>I think it actually frightens me a little bit.
It is tame in comparison to the various mental illnesses going around in the web.

Can you hook me up with company that pays you to make shill posts for it? I'd like to work with you.

MARCH 7 - CAPTAIN MARVEL RELEASES
MARCH 8 - INTERNATIONAL WOMAN'S DAY

NOW YOU KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO DESPERATE TO PUSH THIS PROPAGANDA FILM SO MUCH THAT THEY FORCED ROTTENTOMATOES TO CHANGE HOW THEIR SITE WORKS AND FORCE CINEMAS TO ONLY SHOW IT FOR A FEW DAYS

MARCH 6, some movies
eventcinemas.com.au/Sessions#cinemas=7&date=2019-03-06

MARCH 7, ONLY MARVEL
eventcinemas.com.au/Sessions#cinemas=7&date=2019-03-07

MARCH 8 MARVEL and 1 session of green book
eventcinemas.com.au/Sessions#cinemas=7&date=2019-03-08

MARCH 9 MARVEL ONLY
eventcinemas.com.au/Sessions#cinemas=7&date=2019-03-09

MARCH 10 MARVEL and 1 lego movie session
eventcinemas.com.au/Sessions#cinemas=7&date=2019-03-10

CHECK YOUR LOCAL CINEMA AND DOCUMENT

Yeah but it's the agency combined with the illness. If it was just some tranny chopping his cock off that would be different.

nigga im from argentina and its the same here

oh dont worry
im a white male, ill ignore it alright

C- for effort

This is now a FOY general

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Captain Fungus just CAN'T compete

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no black movies pls
MAKE ROOM FOR THE WHITE POWER QUEEEEEEEEN
rosa parks never expected this lol

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This smile kills every feminist selfloathing roastie

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"H..honey do you want to see that Captain Marvel movie tonight? I hear it's very empowering."
>no, wtf is captain marvel?
It's a Marvel movie! You love seeing Marvel movies!
>oh right, is RDJ in it?
no
>Chris Henson?
no
>Jason Momoa?
that's DC
>let's just watch netflix instead

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Disney moms do it for free.

>Meanwhile redditors worship the mushroom princess
Less Fungus more Foy

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Stop it! I can’t be lewd here!

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u couldnt handle a real women anyway
a 17yo girl IS NEVER in her prime

Seething mcu incels.

wtf is he right?

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He's right about Yea Forums being a reddit territory.

Based roastie toastie poster

>Snyder stans

Wtf is that?

>Men enjoyed Wonder Woman

No, this is not true

stan like the eminem song. twitterspeak for crazy fans

a misogynistic school bully type
just like chad= alpha male
brad= attrractive face male

fuck leddit

>tumblr nose

People who think they're smarter than other people usually aren't!!!FACT!!!

if she hates men which make up half the population, shouldnt she join Thanos in his quest to get rid of half the pop?

And after that she went out on a date with her boyfriend

>Can't draw hands, noses, or hair.

The absolute state of it all.

I wouldn't mind any shitstorm happening around the movie if the star was pic related. I would've go see it, even.

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>implying ghostbusters came out before TFA
>implying ghostbusters wasn't a complete flop
>implying Disney's SW hasn't been in decline since TFA
>implying anyone complained about WW
>implying Sheera is successful
I didn't know people still used tumblr though after the NSFW ban

Just as all the other heros are getting their asses kicked during the big final battle scene in End Game she will fly in and defeat Thanos while all the other White Male super heros look on in disbelief.

No other fictional character in history of is more powerful than she is.

Bow before her might.

They don't need the other avengers, having them tire him out would just degrade her victory

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I can't wait to see Captain NPC

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Why do people defend corporate media so hard? It's literally Captain [COMPANY NAME] that they are worshiping.

>Admitting being a shill.
Didn't the disney executives give you the memo?

Ok. Alita was truly great. I honestly did not expect it to be that good. Specially when they go search for the horrocruxes and end up riding the eagles to the jedi temple in vulcan. That shit was fucking amazing.
The best part though is when Batman and Robocop join forces and defeat the Shreder at the Narnia castle. Damn that was good. I expected this to be boring, just as 2049 but it was actually pretty fun, i mean the last jedi fun! I tell you, we are not getting another live action movie like GITS in years! Not to mention the subtext was so politically relevant! I mean making Superman black and James Bond a transexual was amazing but making them a couple! I mean wow...

Now that's some acting if I do say so myself.

Progressivism in 2019 is breathlessly defending made by committee action films released by the Weyland Yutani of film studios.

weak

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>Weyland Yutani
mah nigga

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is Captain Marvel a bombshell?

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>NOOO I'm funny you just mad
Cringe. Docked down to an F-.

is it considered winning if you kill the competition?

>Women attracted to a manlet
KEK good one.

That's like saying you can't admire any painting made in a feudal or monarchist society without also supporting feudalism or monarchy.

Don't get me wrong, I dislike the MCU overall and I think there's very little merit to it but I'm sick of that old gotcha. You can appreciate something made under a corporation without necessarily liking the corporation. I don't like Disney. I do like a few movies made under Disney. My favourite movie of all time was made under Disney. Doesn't mean that I approve of Disney as a company overall.

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this is what happens in a post-religious society. people waste their time on stupid shit.

>GB2016 apologism
>unironically claiming rey is anything but a mary sue
>implying anyone complained about wonder women, hell even incels liked it
>literally fucking who?
>the number of people cheering cap fungi is literally the number of people who will watch her shit movie

this movie is going to be nothing but liberal bullshit they are shoving down peoples eyeballs in this film that all men are evil so no I refuse to watch it [and no I am not trolling]

Shut the fuck up lanklet literally no one can tell RDJ's height in the MCU movies

Captain Marvel is quite possibly one of the worst things to come out of the entirety of the MCU. It's been 10+ years of waiting and countless movies leading up to End-Game. All of that anticipation and hype is going to be completely ruined by Leftist political activism. If for no other reason than to stop Leftists from becoming even further emboldened in their anti-white cis male crusade they must utterly lose the culture war.

Movies, games, and various other forms of media are going to become insufferable Leftist garbage if Trump loses in 2020, especially if it's against a woman. Say what you will about Nazis, but they're not the ones ruining literally everything that's fun and good.

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AAAAAHHHHH HELP ME KIM POSSIBLE

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>10 more and I get a handjob

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>made in
>made by
It is like saying that the artworks made by the king's social publicist are garbage.

She's a dyke too isn't she?

Can't wait to watch her yummy feet on the big screen.

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Have more critics seen it?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HELP ME WARNER BROS

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