>Sir, I see bottles with yellow liquid, is he making mustard gas?
Sir, the suspect doesn't seem to ever go to the bathroom
Kevin Kelly
Easton Long
>now
people just moved from chamber pots to bottles and jugs
Kayden Allen
but aren't they supposed to be emptied now and then? i only got to know about said guy's piss bottles because he didn't even dispose them after he moved out but just left them for the new occupant of the room, together with other disgusting shit like used condoms
Jason Morales
ew. just screw the cap back on and toss the pissbottle in the trash. if you drink lots of bottled water theres an endless supply of empty ones so theres no need to reuse them
Alexander Clark
>I'm gonna need a complete contact list of all his friends, girlfriends, acquaintances. The whole shebang.
>It's been done already, sir. *hands him paper*
>...Johnson it only has his mother on here.
Ayden Scott
>This bastard's got a colostomy bag
Andrew Miller
>and... a lot of his mom's nudes, sir
Landon Adams
>Nudes of his mother? Johnson, get down!
>My name is Jenkins sir
>I wasn't talking to you
Robert Smith
>Sir, I used an encryption code to unlock the backdoor of his IP address
>Well, out with it specs!
>Uh, um well unfortunately he has a VPN.
>Damn *slams table* the slippery bastard got away again *looks out window from office* just who are you and what game are you playing
Parker Sanchez
>But lieutenant. I am pagliacci