Federation has Section 31

>Federation has Section 31
>Romulans have Tal Shiar
>Cardassians have Obsidian Order
>Klingons have ???
Are the Klingons the best or worst spies?

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Klingons probably consider spying to be "without honor"

>*uses cloaking devices*
Klingons are hypocrites

As if Klingons need spies. If they capture an enemy spy they fuck it in to submission and make it become a double agent.

"Winning is the ultimate honor"

Klingons seem like the type that would twist just about anything to be honorable. And anything they dislike dishonorable.
But if Klingons are like Samurai then surely there has to be the Ninja equivalent.

The klingons have a spy agency but they don't bother with any special name. I remember an episode of DS9 where they modified a replicator to kill people.

That is quintessentially the problem with Worf. He was very black and white with a specific code of ethics. While every other Klingon was a bottom feeding opportunist who took their aggression out on anyone.

>didn't watch TOS
Stationfags go back immediately

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>literally appears in a DS9 episode
Can’t blame DS9 :)

Section 31 helped ruin Starfleet. Terrible idea, and terribly executed especially in Discovery.
Also this.

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>jewish klingons
???

S31 is different. Starfleet Intelligence is the de facto Fed spy group. S31 is like a black project inside a black project.

Guess what happens when you google "Worf's wife"
Not Jadzia

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>That is quintessentially the problem with Worf. He was very black and white with a specific code of ethics

Its what makes Worf the embodiment of Klingons. Their nature has always been one of duality. They're constantly fighting against their own savage nature to adhere to some kind of order. He often takes it to an extreme because he knows what the alternative is. But his growth as a character is almost always about finding a balance.

>>*uses cloaking devices*
Ive been watching next gen recently. Why doesnt the federation have cloaking devices?

there is no honor in secrecy.

You'll get to that episode in season 7.

In-universe it's because they have a treaty with Romulus to not develop them. In reality it's because it's too useful a tool for protagonists to have.

So they're more than capable of developing it but just act like cucks?

>Why doesnt the federation have cloaking devices?

The primary reason was a treaty with the Romulans. It was basically "You stay on your side of the fence and we wont make cloaking devices". Its a point of validation of the Federations diplomacy. Basically the Federation is willing to handicap itself just to prove they will hold up their side of a bargain. Anytime someone questions if they can trust the Federation, all they have to do is point at the treaty.

in TNG is common for the to use cloaking tech...

Welcome to Sneedtion 31

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So Jewish she's got noses on her forehead.

how would anybody know if the feddies are keeping the treaty if all their ships are invisible?

In TOS episode Trouble With Tribbles a crew member on the space station was a Klingon spy that had undergone surgery to look human
Clearly they have an intelligence apparatus
It is probably along the lines of a Naval Intelligence rather than civilian agency

>Happen upon cloaked federation ship
>Now have proof they violated the treaty

This happens all the time with migrants, they accentuate perceived cultural traits to try to find some sort of identity in the alien world they live in
And Worf was a Klingon orphan raised by humans

But the ship would be invisible

Until it isn't. Also, usage of a cloaking device leaves bullshit plot particles that can be detected or some shit.

They were on DS9 a few times. Just referred to as Klingon Intelligence

>cutie asks you to join section 31
how could you say no?

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too much makeup

Klingons have one. They plant a bomb or some shit and mention it iirc.

Have you not seen the trouble with tribbles? The klingons literally have altered human looking agents in positions of high influence, that you don't know the name of their intelligence service just shows how good it is.

i just saw a /trek/ thread die before reaching 200 post.
we are trully doomed.

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She'd look better as a romulan than a vulcan.

if you shut down the obsessive tranny bumping the thread he lets it die.

the make up is retarded. Why a a vulcan on mission would look like that. The only logical option is that she is impersonating a romulan prostitute.

yeah... but /trek/ dying is kinda sad... I hate what happened there with the discord retards trying to be famous.

Klingon honour isn't like your weeb samurai honour at all. They have no problem with ambush tactics and tactical retreats. The Wind Does Not Respect A Fool.

/trek/ will be fine, it always reblossoms once STD and Disney's Fox's The Orville aren't airing new episodes.

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Tachion particles. You can make yourself invisible in space but not in time.

the /pol/ thread was the most fun we've had in a while and it revealed how all the problem posters are leafs. Ban Canada from /trek/.

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>Not repolarizing the hull to emit an antichronoton field to nullify the tachyons

Yet did Khaless also not say "there is no secrecy in honor"?

Some act of god or random skirmish would reveal federation ships as possessing cloaked technology within a year of their deployment, and if they kept it super hush hush and war did break out and other powers found out they would resort to banned weapons.

Requesting the IRA Miles, you know where he says "they always shit themselves, you know. In the end"

>Not just running it through the deflector dish.
Amateur.

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Based

Pol ruins everything and their retarded ideologies preclude any sort of intelligent conversations. Theyre the same level of annoying and stupid as SJWs and plebbitors, just right wing instead of left.

Ban /pol/

don't pretend we aren't frens

She has an ugly rigid face

Why didn't Bashir and O'Brien get court marshaled for airlocking these two poor bastards?

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>Bashier: "Leaving cloaked ships behind doesn't seem very honorable to me"
>Worf: "In war, there is no greater honor than victory"

This is the race that literally wen't to war and anhilated an entire race of cute fluff balls via orbital bombardment. They dont give a fuck about your weeb honor

Which one are you?

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They just bopped them on the coconut and hid them in a grain locker.

and suffocated three hours later

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Worf's comment is a joke.
Ds9 also implies in the marriage shit that Klingons rewrote their history to cover up their true royal bloodline getting btfo.

This shit hits too close to home senpai

>Well, for one thing, we simply don't have enough money to keep feeding them two of tons of shrimp a day!
What the fuck's going to happen when the aliens that talk to shrimp come back!?!

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>DS9 gets an elaborate cross over with one of the most beloved TOS episodes, complete with recreations of the set and costumes and the whole cast getting cameos in the Enterprise and the space station
>Voyager lets only 2 cast members into a cameo in an off screen moment of a better movie, only bringing back George Takei
Gee, I wonder who the producers liked better.

How, if you win the war and fucking kill everyone, you can be as honorable as you want.

When Ron Moore asked one of the voyager writers how a certain character would react to a situation, they told him point blank "Do whatever the fuck you want, we honestly don't care"

They stopped trying around season 3 or so.

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They have their own language, so nobody can understand what they are saying. That's next level.

I think there was one episode where another Klingon called Worf out on this and essentially told him to chill out

It was his brother. During the Klingon Civil War.

Why a minute what about the vulcans? isn't there entire skit that they "used" to be complete savages

No one on Voyager gave a shit. They brought on a piece of ass in the form of 7 of 9 because their crew was so goddamn boring and inconsequential.

Guinan and Jadzia also call him out on only focusing on Klingon stoicism and honor while actual Klingons love having fun.

Why did they bring Worf to DS9? For the exact same reason

The real question is if you were miles and your wife turned back into being 12 years old, would you fuck her if she wanted to?

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Worf was a legit ratings booster, and they brought him on in such a way that it made sense to the story, and he eventually became an integral part of the crew.

Seven was literally brought in for tits and ass. The promo material said this flat out. And the only reason Jeri Ryan got the role is because she was hot and fucking one of the producers at the time.

>DS9
>ratings

Never stop fighting for 3rd best, Niners.

Every general is cancer

Stop posting in them. I assure you the quality will improve as a result.

kill yourself tourist

Thank you for this comment. If /pol/ is ever banned, I will make it a mission to shitpost, derail and generally fuck up every /trek/ thread from that point out. This will be accompanied with various screenshots just like this one and posted from several dozen IPs. Sweet dreams t'gla!

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