How did Hank end up with Peggy when he was a Texas Football Legend?

How did Hank end up with Peggy when he was a Texas Football Legend?

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He has a fetish for man feet

He should know. It's in the sport. Why do you think John Madden made a fortune on athlete's foot medicine?

He had autism.

>tfw you will never be high school Boomhauer

>peggy wasn't even a virgin

boomhauer seems to be the only regular in the show who isn't a cuck

besides buck and cotton

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Hank's attraction to Peggy is probably the biggest mystery of that show. I never once really asked myself what Boomhauer's job was until the last episode where they show it, but I was constantly wondering that

Does John Redcorn fall into cuck status?

yes. he gets his entire legacy cucked

Somehow yes. Without really trying or even being aware of it, Dale completely turned that situation on it's head