Steven Universe is coming back in 2020 retitled to Beyond Stevens Universe

SNEEPLE

Finally, the ultimate evil is revealed: White males who created the Gems as sex slaves

Ironically, only humans are immune to their power.

Enter: Chad Murdercock, savior of the universe

*Multicolored males

Apologize

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Well somebody had to create the first holographic rocks. In steps the Quintessons

Given that Pearls are basically sexy PDAs I can believe this now

I never doubt you.

I'm 99.827% doubtful but will go "holy shit" if you're actually right

Sneeple are best left as a one off joke because in a sea of conspiracies that Ronaldo believes in, he was right about the Diamond Authority and their plans for Earth. I think Metal Men could be cool IF they're not just male coded gems.