Should matt and trey remake this episode, but now have bob iger and mickey raping darth vader instead?

I think it would be easier for them to make an episode that re-used this premise, but showed all the beloved characters and properties that Disney hasn't defiled yet. It'd be a pretty short episode, granted, but I doubt that kind of humor would get past Standards and Practices in this day and age.

This episode was shit in hindsight, Spielberg is the reason why shows like South Park even came to fruition

yes
even if I hadn't, it's so easy to find stuff online I could feasibly watch the episode and then reply back in like 20ish minutes that it wasn't funny

is that what you want?

me to reply 20 minutes later saying "just watched, man that ish wasn't that funny"

>that ish
This board is for adults only. Please use the proper swear next time.

>ish
wow
but anyway i guess you just have shit taste

>ish
Triggered tumblrite who cant curse detected

yall sound real mad for no reason

don't you get lightheaded from caring about literally nothing all day long

>yall
Talk like a normal person

okay, how about this. we'll have a civilized discussion. so, why don't you think rape is funny?

guess this faggot assumes cussing isnt allowed here because its a blue board. lol whata fuckhead

oof
yikes
i just don't like to make fun of people who have had that happen to them

This
OP is a faggot once again.

>oof
>yikes

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Also forgot
>WAGHHHHHHHH STOP MAKING JOKES THAT HURT MUH FEE FEES
South park was made to spite crybabies like you

u mad?

>i just don't like to make fun of people who have had that happen to them
This is such a retarded mindset to have, are you going up to that person's face and laughing at what happened to them?

u mad?

>This is such a retarded mindset to have, are you going up to that person's face and laughing at what happened to them?
zoinks

im a little steamed, u?

Go back to whatever shithole you came from.

youtube.com/watch?v=HoBa2SyvtpE

are you okay with characters dying as a joke? like kenny? because people have died, you know. don't want to make fun of people who have had that happen to them.

Wasn't that the Cyberbully season where they made it the main point that "Star Wars Episode 7 is the reason Trump got elected"

something funnier and more plaussible would be the kids looking for Lucas help hannibal lecter style.

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typically when cartoons die permanently it's not made fun of, so I guess no

in the case of kenny, he dies every episode and then comes back to life, so it's kinda okay because it's treated more like slapstick rather than a permanent thing

>typically when cartoons die permanently it's not made fun of, so I guess no
chef

Considering their views on the prequels as seen in Jakovosaur, I doubt they feel that way.

and that wasn't that funny imo

also, I wasn't saying it never happens, I'm just saying that typically it's not a joke because it's closer to a real death than a fake death (one where the character reappears)

Are you a girl

Im 90% sure you are but im curious nonetheless.

I'm anonymous

Yep, a girl

Stop being a bleeding heart bitch

Remember when matt and trey associated liking the new star wars with being a trump supporter?

oof

I think that might have just been a joke, user. Star Wars was also involved in SP's rendition of Obama's second election.

People just don't care about Star Wars like they used to. The new trilogy did "okay", but not nearly as good as the studio expected, that's why they're taking a break and will only make Disney+ shit after this year.

See

I want Cartman to get pregnant.

watch the bit from George Carlin on why rape is funny. if you still can't see reason, then just do yourself a fucking favor and go to some other place.

>i just don't like to make fun of people who have had that happen to them
confirmed for not actually watching the episode, you dumb mong

The first two movies of nuwars easily outperformed the first 2 prequels, even adjusted for inflation. They might see that as underperforming but that would be a bit silly.

right. well, in that case, i can recommend the following course of action:
1. kill yourself
2. ???
3. profit (for everyone else on this board who doesn't have to deal with your retarded shit)
you could also just fuck off and watch a nice, safe, inoffensive show that is literally made by and for faggots such as yourself, like steven universe.
however, i prefer the first option.

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and it was their contention that trump supporters were the silly nostalgia fags who thought the new SWs is good.
Now you can get called a racist for not liking the new movies, and complaining about them has been associated with being a trump supporter. All of their criticisms were poignant, but they just targeted the wrong people with them. They lost touch, and got tds

Tonight.

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>rape also isnt that funny
It can be...

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international release, inflation, riding on the established reputation of the franchise.

I'm not a disney stock holder so I only care about their revenue in so far as its a carrot and stick to guide them towards how I'd like them to behave. The stories were not good, and they're not good because of the underlying ideology of the creative forces involved.

This is clearly Roger from American Dad disguised as Lisa.

the rape scenes were hilarious because it was a comment on how bad the movie was.

oof
yikes
oh boy
toxic
oh sweaty

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>it was their contention that trump supporters were the silly nostalgia fags who thought the new SWs is good.
>taking south park that literally when theyre just trying to tie their A & B plots together
Jesus christ are you actually, for real autistic? Damn.
Also, this entire thread keeps falling for one anons obvious bait.
>pretend to be zoomer tumblr girl
>guaranteed replies

I just said "even adjusted for inflation". I literally just said that.
Every damn Star Wars movie got international release. If you mean China just say China, even though that throws a wrench in the whole "nuwars underperforms in China" narrative.
For the record I was talking about the movies doing better domestically, not internationally, but it's true internationally too, even if you were to take away the "measly" 160mil the first 2 nuwars movies did in China.
>riding on the established reputation of the franchise
Prequels had that too, there's a reason episode 1 easily performed the best (just like with TFA)

Stop feeling like you know what you're talking about and look up the numbers, senpai. Episode 2 and 3 are easily the worst performing mainline movies of the franchise.

boxofficemojo.com/franchises/chart/?id=starwars.htm

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>there's a reason episode 1 easily performed the *rest

OP blown away in the first post.
I don't care what Disney (or Lucas) did with their new shit, Star Wars was done for me after the dancing Ewoks. I gave increasingly less shits about the Raiders sequels too. I know this is a revolutionary idea; but I just don't watch Disney live-action remakes and give zero fucks about them.

The crime is going back and fucking with classics like Raiders, Episode IV and E.T., and making those the only available versions on updated media formats. Fuck Lucas.

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What if is wasn't bait,user. Have you ever wondered if somebody like that was serious? It fills me with dread to imagine but I fear someday it will be so. Perhaps this isn't the proper place to bring it up but I've been unable discern bait from reality lately an am unsure if it's just my mind beginning to succumb to the atrophy from years of constant exposure to this or if it's all crumbling down around us.

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>What if is wasn't bait,user. Have you ever wondered if somebody like that was serious? It fills me with dread to imagine but I fear someday it will be so. Perhaps this isn't the proper place to bring it up but I've been unable discern bait from reality lately an am unsure if it's just my mind beginning to succumb to the atrophy from years of constant exposure to this or if it's all crumbling down around us.
Ive been having the same problem for the past year, senpai. You arent alone

It's just Poe's law, user.

I feel the short answer is; you are fairly dumb, and the internet is making you dumber.

What I don't get is why you expected anything close to an actual discussion.

All I'm seeing is "you're a fucking retard, how dare you think other than what I think" just for expressing an opinion that isn't exactly what you want it to be. You think anyone ITT was serious except for all you fags getting real butthurt that someone replied "oof" every other post?

If Yea Forums is dying, it's because people like you can't just fuck off when someone is so obviously fucking with you.

No one is obligated to like new shit.
The stupidity is in thinking that it ruins the old shit, or that remaking the old shit into new shit has any negative effect on the old shit.
Or that it's comparable to going back and actually fucking with the old shit.

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To me i feel offended because i wanted this new shit literally since i was a child and am disgusted it turned out the way it did.

I think you're right.

Honestly, by this point I think you would be wary of efforts to beat a few nickels out of decades-old franchises. It is so very, very rarely anything but an exercise in a quick cash-in.

For every Fury Road there are a hundred Predators or Phantom Menaces.

Most people ITT don't know that the internet is srs bsns

Maybe i hd too high hopes, but i legit wanted star wars prequels since i was 4, thats why im so angry about it and always will be.

It's barely new shit. If you're sensitive don't buy into franchises, sequels and prequels will almost always fuck with your headcanon (even if you think you don't have one you do) and make you bothered.
Just watch actual new shit instead of expecting a turd in a microwave to turn out tasty.

Im honestly learning that now, though the dark crystal series on netflix is pretty good. Best movie of the year for me was once upon a time in hollywood, so franchise shit really is loosing my interest.

Your mistake was when you escalated being a fan to becoming part of the fandom.
Never become part of a fandom.
You should have anticipated the next fantastic original effort instead.

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Sorry meant sequels, but you get my point. I think youre right, im too invested in fandoms for things. But the truth is alot of the original stuff is shit now too. I want good slasher movies again and i hate shit like the screamer zoomer shit like annabelle, i was really hoping the predator would be good but i became literally suicidal once it turned out to be a corny MCU movie.

I'm not saying it's impossible for franchise movies to be good (though it takes a lot for them to be), but being emotionally invested enough that you get angry when they aren't isn't healthy.

Being a fan is already too much. Remember it's derivative of "fanatic", just like things don't get fanatical about them.

The MCU films are perfectly decent lite serials with occasional bits of drama and pathos.

Your biggest mistake was investing so much of yourself into the modestly good Star Wars franchise that you let NuWars "anger you retarded", to where you can't even tell what is decent or not. Everything is in the prism of being "Mouse, or anti-Mouse".

Stop being an ass-hat company warrior, or revisit that whole killing yourself idea. It may have had some merit.

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>The MCU films are perfectly decent lite serials with occasional bits of drama and pathos.
Stopped reading their, MCU devolved cinema into corney jokes and quip meme buzzword mentality. Turning predator into a fucking joke of itself with little to no gore was literal blasphemy. Also i fucking hate annoying kids in movies, especially retarded ones, i hope that child actor gets mollested to death.

Yes, but with nuLuke, he's the trap prodigy we were so cruelly teased bu nuShe-Ra. Those hetero-normative fascists decided to keep her uterus for God knows why.

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>MCU devolved cinema into corney jokes and quip meme buzzword mentality.
Holy shit, are you 12? Are you even aware of the state of cinema for at least the last 30 years?
Studios have been chasing dumb-shit sequels and moronic comedy since before you were born.
Jesus Christ, was serious about being Retarded with Anger. Reassess your life.

Iger and Abrams raping Luke Skywalker with Rey watching and smoking a cigaret.

But before the humor was actually funny, now its all safe PC joss whedon tier “jokes”. Kill yourself for even defending those piece of shit films.

Jesus Christ Yea Forums, watch more movies.

PC jokes are much loved...unless it's about white people. Then they are woke and should be cast down correct?

A joke that needs to be edgy and vile and confrontational isn't funny. It's just taking advantage of people's need to laugh at uncomfortable things and things they really don't understand because it's upsetting.

It's boring tripe.

>But before the humor was actually funny
Get a load of this idiot.

Disney puts out like 3 Cape films a year. In those same years, I've watched Deadpool in the same genre make a hundred dick/scat jokes, watched food fuck each other, Kingsman ass-fucking references, Edgar Wright's oddball shit, Seth Rogan get death threats from North Korea, and on and on.

Maybe the problem is that you just keep watching the same movies?

>Should matt and trey remake this episode, but now have bob iger and mickey raping darth vader instead?
They should reboot this episode with black and female recasting

I'm starting to believe that his problem is that his handlers at the habilitation center won't take him to anything but PG-13 movies.

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>durr hurr inoffensive bland big bang theory humor funny
Subhumans like you should be crucified for your shit taste diluting cinema and culture
Yeah good luck having good deadpool movies now that prudesney owns him.

Am I right here? Are you a potato, and rely on others to take you to see movies?
Goddamn I hate it when they take Potatoes out to movie night.

>has the balls to call me retarded as his retard ass defends sequel wars and the MCU

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I literally said i loved once upon a time in hollywood earlier in the thread you mongoloid, kill yourself. Times shouldnt be so bad that i only enjoy one new film out of the past year.

This is the equivalent of saying the Hanna Barbera wasn't largely a dark age for animation because Fritz the Cat came out during that period.

>Yeah good luck having good deadpool movies now that prudesney owns him.
The same Disney that funded Kill Bill vol 1/2?
The same Disney that funded Starship Troopers?
The same Disney that funded Full Frontal and the Scream movies?

Good luck with your life as a Potato.

>muh culture
>from the guy who just wanted more slasher movies and gorier Predator
I wish Jodorowsky was around to slap your shit.

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Miramax wasnt so closely related to disney in the publics eyes as the fox deal made fox look to the public, they cant be seen making R rated movies you drooling retard disney shill.

Now you are comparing children's daytime cartoons to movies?
Jesus Christ.

Maybe you should try to watch big boy movies instead of suckling at the Hollywood teet.

I want more violence and excitement in movies besides corney jokes like peter tingle, capeshit made the masses even dumber then they already were.

Stop pretending you have even the tiniest idea of what the "public" is thinking, you shut-in.

Well to be fair, that's not exactly the same Disney, all that was before Iger, who sold Miramax away.
It's possible they'll get back into R rated movies now with the IPs they bought, they'd be foolish not to.
All that being said Deadpool doesn't need an R rating to be good, Ryan Reynolds needs R rating to be funny.

Ok, stop watching Spider-Man movies then?
They have been corny as fuck from the start.

It's like you are disapoint that Dumb and Dumber sequels aren't "mature humor for mature dudes like me".

Alright faggot, name me a decent movie from the last five years

>rape also isnt that funny
Imagine Elmer Fudd getting raped by Porky Pig

But Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992

It's fine if you want more violence, just don't pretend that makes you smart and cultured unlike those pathetic sheeple, you giant ass.

Oh shit, we are going Full Retard now, give this man some room!

Raw (2016). It has lots of blood too, but you may need to read subtitles.

No, have them rape a bunch of Fox characters.

>durrr hurrr if you insult the mouse ill keep calling you mean things
Looks like i wasnt CONSUMING PRODUCT like this faggot wanted me too
Theyre a bunch of easily offended yellow bellied zoomer faggots for being so squeamish that they think FNAF and insidious are scary.

Is this some strange form of masochism where you go on internet forums and provoke people into calling you a dumbass?

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Ill check it out later
Name me a movie

>Subhumans like you should be crucified for your shit taste diluting cinema and culture

Big bang theory isn't bad because it's inoffensive.
It's bad because it's horrifyingly unfunny and filled with unlikeable creeps misogynists and racist jokes.

>Theyre a bunch of easily offended yellow bellied zoomer faggots for being so squeamish that they think FNAF and insidious are scary.
Okay. Not sure what that has to do with my post.

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not an argument

>misogynists
Oh okay, thanks for outing yourself as one of the slime im complaining about. Feminism is cancer and has done as much damage to media as the spanish flu did to a post WWI america

No one here is interested in your lonely dick.

you little kids know that rape scene was a reference?

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And no one here is interested in you bitching because some woman in a movie looks prettier then you, you self absorbed conceited bitch.

Don't bait that guy, he'll give you (You)s even if you make reasonable post, it's like shooting an ambulance.

holy shit what a faggot

Holy fuck, it actually thinks there are women on Yea Forums.

If hes not a woman then he has as much testosterone as pic related for unironically using the word misogynistic, to describe big bang theory no less.

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Weren't all 3 of the rape scenes references to different movies?

He's transparently baiting you. And you have eagerly swallowed the hook.
Maybe you should start out on a less challenging board?

user, hating men and women and things in between who hate and demean women isn't the exclusive realm of feminists you fucking strawmanning piece of shit.

As a matter of fact I hate feminists more then you can possibly fucking comprehend. They're all a bunch of women, men, children, people, heterosexuality hating bullies liars rapists and pedophile animals for the most part. And the ones who aren't like I described above are terrified cowards who won't fight it and scumbags who use being associated with it as a tool to manipulate retards.

Stupid bitch pretending to be a man online and fooling fucking no one.
Awesome!!!
Women aren't bitching because the gaggle of 3/10 on average lesbians and jewish birds who are being pushed as hot are taking up space.

As a matter of fact women HATE the "women" in movies and what they represent.

>user, hating men and women and things in between who hate and demean women isn't the exclusive realm of feminists you fucking strawmanning piece of shit.
Anyone who uses that term is either a cuck or a feminist, i seem to think youre the former.
Oh fuck off bitch

No it wouldn't, the fact that it would be a reskinned remake would be mockery of Disney's same practice.
You're literally saying

>Y-you can't make fun of the mouse that makes you as bad as the mouse!

It would also end as a joke on them, though, straight up saying "We need to redo our old episodes to be trending and popular, don't you agree? Aren't we hip?"

made me kek

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Remember when George raped Star Wars?

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That should be the joke. They should remake this shot by shot but with realistic 3d graphics to illustrate how dumb lion king remake was.

South Park is such a soap box for Matt and Trey and as they have been getting older it has just become more annoying. Like that anxiety episode where they think people fake anxiety to hide phone addiction. Phone is bad. The younger generation is weak. Like great for them they don't have anxiety but Mary Kay Bergman killed herself due to an anxiety disorder and Bill Hader who works with them recently talked about his experiences as well. And what does it have to do with phone addiction? Any episode about internet culture or social media is filled with typical bitter old guy ideas.

They had the rat in that episode where Kenny practices celibacy with his girlfriend

Also in the 2012 post-election episode.

Jesus Christ you people whine about everything. Maybe they're right about younger generation being weak?

Cartman does fake his anxiety. Just like Cartman fakes to be trans just to have his own bathroom or lies about needing safe spaces to boost his egoism. Because Cartman is a shitty person and will do anything to please himself.

Cartman taking advantage of wokeness to feed his narcissism is far better decision than making him into some kind of Trump supporting /pol/ack. It really shows how shitty he can be and people like that do exist, like it or not.

Wasn't that episode already a sort of continuation to the episode where the boys try to stop Spielberg and Lucas showing the new Indy movie?

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>Everyone faked it and even the psychologist told him to did it. And they didn't have a conclusion saying anxiety is serious either. They made an entire episode to complain about an issue that doesn't exist just to complain about the younger generation. My issues is with their weird soap boxes that don't make sense. It kills the enjoyment of watching an episode if it is no different from listening to my elderly uncle complaining. Matt and Trey have gotten old and most episodes are them complaining about issues they have no understanding of but they think they know everything about. It's no longer character driven, every character is a mouth piece.

It's still a fact that social media use fuels those symptoms. Which anxiety is, a symptom, not the problem.

Also people do use their mental conditions in excuse to be shitty people. Actual clinical anxiety is very rare (someone like Tweek probably does suffer from it, which is funny because he didn't have to use a box) and it's true that everyone gets those symptoms from time to time.

So the episode didn't suck because of the theme, it sucked because of the PC Babies B storyline which made the episode a mess and those babies are annoying characters too. Though I would have done the same episode about the CBD oil use which is also used too much for "anxiety". It would have fitted the Tegridy Farms plot too.

that wasn't a new movie, it was a re-release of raiders that they ruined