>Zack Snyder is gone >Affleck is gone >My man Henry Cavill is almost gone >Patti Jenkins exists >James Wan is here >David Sandberg is a thing >The DCEU has turned into lighthearted shit and my gritty, kino DCEU is gone >Suicide Squad was just a sequel to BvS that become a big thing but we hoped a remake would have just be edgier >James Fucking Gunn is turning Suicide Squad into a lighthearted shit >Gunn that made my boy Drax into a generic hero that want to avenge is family instead of the bio-android that live just and only for killing Thanos. >That turned Star-Lord into a generic space-man instead of the serious Space-Cop he was. >Made Mantis a generic maiden when in the comics she is the grandmistress of Pama >Now it's about SuicideSquad being heroic >King Shark for reasons >And characters that aren't related to Suicide Squad >And now Taika Waititi >that turned Hela into a sex fap joke for incels >Ignored Sif and comic Valkyrie >Ignored what Mjolnir is and why Hela couldn't broke it >Taika is now going to have a part in this movie >Because we deserve another horrible lighthearted DC film! >Nothing that will make you think about politics or the real world but something funny! >We will get funny movies and standalones! Because it's the only thing we didn't wanted and Snyder was trying (and succeeding) to not do! >Zack Snyder, the only man that made superhero films instead of superhero movies is gone
You know what? FUCK THIS! After Batman vs Superman I was excited for the DCEU, I was having something different: epicness. But after BvS we just got bad movies, not as epic as the Snyderverse and as bad as average marvel movies And now we're getting Joker that looks good but it's a standalone, James Gunn's Suicide Squad that I know will be bad, Birds Of Prey that must be killed, Matt Reeves Batman that I swear I will boycott, Ava Duvernay's New Gods that must be aborted. It's the end, the DCEU is dead to me. I will just live in my DCEU Snyderverse fanfic and be happy.
Then Suicide Squad come out and was...okay, but was the only bad movie of the DCEU, so I ignored it. But then Patti Jenkins destroyed Wonder Woman's story and made her the most generic heroine ever just for a battle with Ares when not adding him would have been better, made the Amazons primitive even if they created the Invisible Jet and the Swan Planes and the Mental Radio. And I tried to forgive it by realizing that Jenkins didn't wanted it to be related with the DCEU but being just a boring movie. And so I moved on hoping Zack Snyder's WW would have been better. Then WB and Joss Whedon destroyed the poor Zack Snyder's Justice League because he was a fucking human who was sad that his daughter died. I can't forgive that, I was destroyed, angry and sad because I still want to see Snyder's JL today and nothing else. Then Aquaman arrived, and it was good that at least was about politics and racism, but was lighthearted, and James Wan didn't wanted to connected it to the DCEU because he was weak. And I wasn't even that angry because it was slightly enjoyable, but still mad that wasn't related to the Snyderverse, and I tried to have still some hopes for the DC films. Then that Shazam! movie came out, and it was crappy as a lighthearted and funny superhero movie would be, stupid, boring, without realism, that leave you nothing, it was just Tom Hanks Big but with a superhero. The realistic tone destroyed, little children loving Superman when he is considered an alien terrorist, Batman called the caped crusader when he is the Dark Knight that lost faith in humanity, toys about Batman and Superman, a wizard that doesn't make sense, a villain that ruined Sivana's name. Geoff Johns crap all over again. And now Ava Duvernay and Tom King are shitting on New Gods, Jenkins, Wan and Sandberg aren't fired, Birds of Prey is gonna be a Deadpool shit, and Matt Reeves is ruining Zack Snyder's Batman. FUCK THIS
Kevin Morales
Gay copypasta
Nathaniel Morris
I care, for these reasons
Kevin Martin
Anymore tears to spare, Snyderfag?
Julian Williams
Im glad you lost what you love, its what you deserve for putting faith in childrens media
Parker Lopez
Kill yourself snyderfag
Isaac Martin
>>James Wan is here what's wrong with him? Aquaman is a good capeshit film, plus I'm really surprised that he didn't blackenized Mera and other characters
Colton Phillips
Whats even funnier is that Snyder gave his approval of Wan's Aquaman, but OP is just a shitposter i bet
